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“your guest room? you want me to come over to see your guest room?” she/her | 22 | black

[blurrynovacane]

i just saw the most beautiful clip of my wife

[blurrynovacane]

this not even the clip BUT ISNT SHE GORG

[blurrynovacane]

i just saw the most beautiful clip of my wife

[blurrynovacane]

what it feels like to genuinely love permission to dance

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[lovewithagirl]

image one description: a photograph of an aardwolf, a small brown and black striped creature that looks like a small, slender hyena, facing towards the left and perched on a rock.

image two description: a photograph of the head of an aardwolf with its tongue sticking out.

image three description: a photograph of an aardwolf leaning back against a roughly textured rock or termite mound, the tip of its tongue sticking out. / end descriptions

[blurrynovacane]

i know in my heart of heart that i would love olivia rodrigos music i have no idea what the mental block is

[blurrynovacane]

i need a job or a hobby

[gawdland]

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[jackiedaytona]

had the realization that popstar henry is just ariana grande he is making the most insane love song for a guy he met 3 days ago

and the amount of cheating scandals we’ve given him oh god he is ariana

[blurrynovacane]

“my coven is claudia” YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[blurrynovacane]

i do think im better than people simply because i have an iphone 12 that still works

[kushblazer666]

[blurrynovacane]

going to start journaling if this doesnt fix me its over for everyone

[blurrynovacane]

did anyone else have to watch veteran coming home videos in elementary school or was my school just real fucked

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[unalivejournal]

You're so vain you probably think this song is about you