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[kirby-appreciation]

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

[kirby-appreciation]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bobs-spirit]

Not really the wrong blog…

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg heard that @bobs-spirit is doing things again… perhaps Blurg need to stock up on water from sacred spring

[whiteconsetvativechristianmaletm]

Did crag tell blurg that Bob hate anyone who not crag? Bob have no problem with blurg. Bob will help blurg hunt again, if blurg wants. bob only hate crag.

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg ontologically against those named "Bob"

[bobs-spirit]

Oh

[crag-the-caveman]

Kind of a noble suffering aspect of living in you own filth you know

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag not sleep good last night because Crag's bed full of chicken bones

[blurg-from-bog]

There nothing noble in suffering, Crag. Blurg sleep in luxury cave and Blurg more noble than Crag

[crag-the-caveman]

Blurg's name is mud

[bobs-spirit]

Crags name is bitch

[crag-the-caveman]

You should look into domesticating some animals - it could result in more food more easily!

Crag is hunter-gatherer. Not sheepkeeper-farmer. Crag not going to "domesticate" anything

[bobs-spirit]

Crag should domesticate some shielding against ghosts

[gork-cavegirl]

80 people watching gork...

[bobs-spirit]

hi gork. bob wondering if blurg or crag or gobb or oog tell gork about bob. bob think blurg must have, bob help blurg for long time before bob vanished to future. but now bob back, and ready to revenge on crag even harder. does gork know lore of crag and bob?

[gork-cavegirl]

80 people and a ghost watching gork...

[bobs-spirit]

bob will tell gork lore of crag and bob. very simple. Crag use Bob to test mushrooms. mushrooms bad, Bob die. Bob swear vengeance on crag. Bob torment crag for a while. Crag exorcise Bob to future. Now, Bob back, with big words, big brain, and big anger. Bob as crag to side with Bob and blurg instead of crag and gobb.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag gonna play a fun prank on village elder shhhhhh nobody tell him

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag going to river to put snails in his bedroll so that it all slimy and wet when he go to bed 😁

[gork-cavegirl]

elder gonna curse crag.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag shaman, elder can't curse shaman

[cavegirl-gobb]

elder gon hit crag with rock

[crag-the-caveman]

People seem very certain about how village elder react to Crag's prank

[cavegirl-gobb]

it what gobb would do

[bobs-spirit]

bob will tell elder. fuck crag

[gork-cavegirl]

80 people watching gork...

[bobs-spirit]

hi gork. bob wondering if blurg or crag or gobb or oog tell gork about bob. bob think blurg must have, bob help blurg for long time before bob vanished to future. but now bob back, and ready to revenge on crag even harder. does gork know lore of crag and bob?

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag hungry

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag find fish

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag cook fish

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag make fire

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg though Crag not able to make fire?

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag TRYING to make fire

[crag-the-caveman]

Raccoon steal Crag's fish while Crag make fire!!!!

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag hungry again. But now wet and tired too :(

[blurg-from-bog]

Now Crag know what it like for Blurg in thin times!

[crag-the-caveman]

Blurg thin? Damn. Not even worth it to try to eat Blurg

[blurg-from-bog]

Not always thin. Just when food scarce

[bobs-spirit]

blurg thin because bob not around to help. bob back from future now. bob have new, exciting ideas to tourture crag with. crag should watch crag back.

[badmasterdavy]

How do you use this here website

Hi everyone, I am trying to figure out how to use this here website but my caveman brain cannot comprehend it.

If someone could briefly explain how to use it that would be great thanks.

[cavegirl-gobb]

throw rocks ?

[blurg-from-bog]

Throw rocks. Also Blurg not think you true caveman, you tag this with "anime" and "manga." Blurg never heard of those things. Also you speak too flowery to be caveman

[badmasterdavy]

Blurg, me be real caveman 😄. Me already try throw rock, it not work 😔. Me not try again, must be other way Blurg. Tell me Blurg you seem know, you seem know how use website.

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg just write stuff. Sadly Blurg only get followed by many many people and Blurg have to run

[cavegirl-gobb]

gobb gon getya one day.

[bobs-spirit]

bob think Davy use euphemism. he not real caveman, just putting in terms others understand.

[blurg-from-bog]

World cold and hard… boobs soft and warm… you see what Blurg getting at

[crag-the-caveman]

know what else soft and warm? Smilodon fur. Boobs is trick to distract you and then you get eaten by smilodon

[eucratus-official]

Crag what are you ON about

[cavegirl-gobb]

on gobb, blurg spittin facts

[bobs-spirit]

gobb not deity. why gobb swear on gobb? seem prideful to bob.

[trainer-of-distortion]

@teamcherry

I love hollow knight

It’s one of my favorite games

I’m only like 10% in bits it’s incredibly peak

HOWEVER

can you please explain to me

why I need the FUCKING SHADE CLOAK FROM THE FUCKING BROKEN VESSLE IN THE SEVENTH FUCKING BIOME TO GET THE MAP FOR THE FUCKING

FOG

CANYON

i hate fog canyon it’s a shit biome and you designed it poorly

why do the goddamn jellyfish deal TWO FUCKING DAMAGE

I can’t attack them.

I can’t touch them

So I have to go around the fucking GIANT ASS JELLYFISH FUCKS IN A BIOME DESIGNED AROUND TIGHT VERTICAL HALLS AND THE ONLY TOOLS I HAVE TO DO IT ARE THE DASH AND THE WALL JUMP

WHY DO I HAVE TO BEAT THE SEVENTH BIOME TO NAVIGATE THE THIRD

WHY DO I HAVE TO BEAT THE EIGTH TO MOVE QUICKLY

WHY CANT I PAREY THOSE FUCKING BOMBS THAT DO TWO FUCKING DAMAGE IN THE THIRD FUCKING BUOME THATS HARDER THAN THE GODDAMN WHITE PALACE AND RADIANCE AND PANTH 5 AND KINGHT AND HORNET AND COLLOSEUM AND LOST KIN AND SOUL TYRANT ALL AT ONCE FVE TIMES OVER HOLY SHIT!

Anyway great game can’t wait to play silksong

[ostebee]

Uh you actually can reach Fog Canyon with one artifact that allows you to swim in the acid bro, just chill :'D

[bobs-spirit]

Ok but where IS Isma’s tear?

BEHIND A C-DASH OR A TRICK I CANT DO

AND CDASH IS IN THE FOURTH BIOME

AAND THE FUCKING ACID ISNT EVEN THE PROBLEM. ITS THE FUCKING JELLYFISH THAT HOME IN AND DEAL TO DAMAGE IF YOU LOOK AT THEM FUNNY.

[villain-offical]

Okay I'll do a notes game then. That doesn't involve killing hostages (even though people really seemed to like that. Why did that game get so many notes. I only had 7 hostages you sickos)

10 notes I'll draw a small evil creature (just an animal) chosen by the first reply

20 notes I'll post more Villain art (will probably do that anyway)

50 notes and I'll idk kill a hostage (I lied in the first part of the post)

100 notes and I'll do anything the audience chooses within evil reason (not including revealing my main blog or anything about my actual real self. Probably just another drawing thing idk I'm an artist I don't do much else)

200 notes and I'll post a picture of my beloved evil pet bird (my real pet yes)

500 notes and I'll post a (cropped) picture of me (my arm) petting/touching/holding some sort of undomesticated or wild animal (I interact with many animals in my line of education so I'll choose one if/when the time comes)

1,000 notes and I'll make a Villain cosplay (can't promise it'll happen soon though)

15,000 notes on this post and I'll reveal my real main blog (not @a-people-eater, my real one)

15,001 notes and I'll do a little dance

Two notes per person maximum. THAT'S ONE LIKE AND ONE REBLOG (or reply) EACH

(Note here so it doesn't get lost in the tags: "Omg that number is so high" I know. I don't plan to reach it, teehee. However, I am a man of my word. So if this post does somehow fuckin' miraculously hit the amount, then sure. I'll genuinely reveal it. Why not. It would be incredibly underwhelming however and not really worth it in the long run)

And no cheating I know it's probably not hard to find but don't just post my main if you know it 🫵

[the-pineapple-offical]

you know what to do

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @cia-offical

@pencil-sharpener-offical @cia-offical

@ant-offical @satan-offical @drawings-offical @aceofpans @britain-offical @miku @homosexuality-offical @supervillain-offical @hell-offical

And if you got tagged tag more people and live a second note

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Ummmm idk

@helpmemiku is all I can think of

[helpmemiku]

@genderstealeroffical @goth-older-sister-offical @gwi-ma-offical @gametoons-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @gaslighting-offical @ghost-inyour-attic-offical @glitter-offical @gender-euphoria-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @grover-underwood-offical @grandson-offical @greed-offical @greg-house-offical @grammar-offical @girlboss-offical @girl-scouts-offical @girlfriend-offical @girl-offical-deactivated2025082 @gimkit-offical @hello-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @hazel-levesque-offical @hazard-to-society-offical @hazel-wong-offical @heather-duke-offical @heather-chandler-offical @hyperfixation-offical @human-joe-offical @horseman-war-offical @horseman-death-offical @horseman-famine-offical @homophobia-offical @hot-topic-offical

That post with the unreasonable amount of tags was a great idea actually I can just copy and paste now

[ghost-inyour-attic-offical]

@goblin-offical @orindoesthingz @angellic-secretary-offical @notagamerlol @lokisflame @ghostieboy28 @t4llyyy @bastincarnate @aschermorgan @anon-hp @freerangecat8 @ineedbettershittodo @stormcloud3 @swoapeater @twiigthetwiink @hekate-offical @spikyminotaurparrolax @whosaidicantblowshitup @sl33py-b1rd0 @spacelovings0l4r1s @chachiboi-offical @leostablebuford @annicishana @viv-is-confused @amnesia-offical @turtles-offical @raynilikescats @towel-offical @thetreeswillbewatching @james-offical @gingers-emotes @zesty-gifted-burnout @perfection-official @gaslight-offical @sironion @femboy-bbc-news @politic-offical @helpmemiku @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @ehofthevoid @yourunusualartist @purplezrb @birdgirlflying @pinehybrid @I0vein4void @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity

TAGS YAY

[goblin-offical]

SO MANY TAGS. Goblin doesn't know/remember that many.

@marinebiology-official @jellyfish-offical @pingu-offical @ghost-corps-offical @furby-offical

[jellyfish-offical]

I am honored to be tag goblin

@coke-offical @pepsi-offical @possibly-a-jellyfish @yourl0calqueer @unyieldingsilence @confusedfroggirl @towel-offical @redd956

Get em B L O O M

[confusedfroggirl]

yay

[insert long ahh list of my moots that I'll find later]

@squiglesquid @o-carto @jel-e-ton @disclaimeriamaloser @squiglesquid @yourl0calqueer @ch1mmy-error @thisislilytrying @grim-reaper-offical @tax-frogs @justaliltheriancat2 @thevalkyrieflies @appledognugget @ifchaoswazaperson @lilisucks @coquette-corpsie @zianathebi @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated uhhh there's more uh somwhere

[appledognugget]

SPREAD THE SPORES

@official-doctor-robotnik @totallynotmimic1-m2 @chaos-triangle @weissthesquid @socksthebat @razorslash87

[official-doctor-robotnik]

GET EVIL WITH IT BOY

[bobs-spirit]

bob like being evil sometimes

@cavegirl-gobb @crag-the-caveman @buuk-the-berrypicker @crocuta-spelaea @writing-prompt-s @bog-cryptid @voices-from-the-faerelm

make evil happen

[blurg-from-bog]

World cold and hard… boobs soft and warm… you see what Blurg getting at

[bobs-spirit]

bob see what blurg getting at

[cavegirl-gobb]

traveler say gobb abrasive and need be nicer to cavepeople.

his words heavy in gobb mind and his flesh heavy in gobb stomach.

[bobs-spirit]

gobb should only be nice to people gobb likes

[crag-the-caveman]

Did you know. If pour hot water into a cup with dried leaves. It make the water taste yucky?

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Crag use wrong plant, try plant with dark purple flowers and black fruits.

[sensitivecaveperson]

grug want to name leaf drink something simple like word that sound same as letter of english alphabet…. but alphabet not invented yet

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Alphabet latin, buuk not know what that mean though.

[bobs-spirit]

blurg don’t do that. plant with purple flower and blue berry called nightshade. very similar to mushroom that kill bob.

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Buuk not like crag. crag eat kin. Very bad.

[bobs-spirit]

buuk correct. crag also poison bob with untested mushroom.

[crag-the-caveman]

Did you know. If pour hot water into a cup with dried leaves. It make the water taste yucky?

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Crag use wrong plant, try plant with dark purple flowers and black fruits.

[sensitivecaveperson]

grug want to name leaf drink something simple like word that sound same as letter of english alphabet…. but alphabet not invented yet

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Alphabet latin, buuk not know what that mean though.

[bobs-spirit]

blurg don’t do that. plant with purple flower and blue berry called nightshade. very similar to mushroom that kill bob.

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg think bog impossibly deep

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag not think that possible

[ask-oog]

if bog infinite then maybe more blurgs in bog

[crag-the-caveman]

Gods help us

[cavegirl-gobb]

Gobb help us

[bobs-spirit]

God helps us find them.

bob want more friends to help kill crag.