The Bonsai Treehouse

Greetings, and welcome to me...

[bonsaitreehouse]

NEW ARTICLE (90 mins long): A painful and laborious dissection of the surprisingly boring 'The Painter' by UrbanSpook

WARNING, VERY NSFW TOPICS INBOUND:

UrbanSpook’s THE PAINTER is a Car Crash

You saw the title.

[assignedmale]

[assignedmale]

[captain-price-returns]

Footage of a mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base today, with all four crew bailing out. 17 May 2026

[sugary--sheep]

[virtualgirladvance]

multimillion dollar firework(fighter jet yuri)

[bonsaitreehouse]

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[bonsaitreehouse]

imo they should repurpose this film set into a public attraction complete with roaming “monster” and A-Sync staff subtly guiding patrons in the right directions.

It’s too good to just tear down. Keep it for the sequel at least lol

[mastergir]

This is absolutely the funniest spam email I've ever gotten.

[sacred-portal]

[bonsaitreehouse]

This feels like a like from Xavier Renegade Angel

[mousidy]

i didn't think trans people could be terfs. i then found this blog

the real Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists are the trans women asking Trans men not to Exclude them from queer spaces, Radically and Feministly

[mousidy]

I haven't been able to stop thinking about whoever said that, if you describe a phenomenon, people will blame you for creating it

transfeminists are not creating the power imbalances in the trans "community," we are describing them. we did not create the transmisogyny that makes us vulnerable, we are describing it. we did not make so much of the trans "community" weaponize transmisogyny against us, we are describing the fact that they do. and we are absolutely not the ones casting others out en masse. trans women are being cast out en masse, and we are describing this phenomenon. the exclusion is yours, the description of it is ours

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[revcleo]

This is called a "superloo" and terfs are actively trying to steal this from you, in the UK they changed bathroom regulations to mean new buildings have to prioritise gendered toilets rather than build superloos.

This also upset a lot of architects and designers who like the superloos. They're also typically more like small rooms rather than having doors you can look under.

[revcleo]

A proudly zionist terf responded to this saying its unworkable because of people wanting to bunk off work, masturbate everywhere and do drugs by locking the doors.

This rhetoric seems uniquely American, not just because they're trying to make you think that people don't already have sex in toilets, but also that they think that toilets which are little rooms where you can't break in and grab people you think are having a nap on company time is a bad thing.

They obviously need to check your genitals as well, and you can't do that if there's wall in the way.

Never mind that you can unlock toilets from the outside generally if someone does an Elvis, and that the UK has had small little room toilets everywhere since indoor plumbing was invented, which means we have existing toilets older than the state of Israel.

[chillyfeetsteak]

from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on

[purplejabberwock]

My bestie's tags

[chillyfeetsteak]

from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on

[purplejabberwock]

My bestie's tags

[houndmother]

we simply do not give enough attention to the fact that the US is. Shooting itself in the foot at every turn. not in a individual incompetence way, not an an orange idiot in the White House Way, but in a “the US spent a century designing a world order where everyone was either reliant on the US or terrified of the US (often both) and now people at every level of federal government are destroying that system” way. While USAID very much did in fact contribute to like, food and medicine and whatever to people in need around the globe, this was not out of the kindness of American hearts, this is an arm of liberal empire. the carrot so to speak. and as for the stick, the point of having a military the size of the US military is not to use it. It’s to park on peoples lawns until they stand down. when you use it, and then lose, or deliver anything other than immediate and crushing defeat, you illustrate to the people whose lawn you’re parked on that spending billions of dollars isn’t enough to win a war necessarily. Iran could have closed the strait at any point, but they didnt bc the USA would bomb the shit out of them. When they get bombed first, there’s no reason not to close the strait. The US played its hand and it came up wanting. this is to say nothing of the damage to alliances with other liberal democratic countries. the people currently in power swallowed USA propaganda hook line and sinker, believed in it so completely, that theyre shaking the foundation of what lent that propaganda its believability. to say nothing of the fact that their aims are despicable, their methods are just. an embarrassment to empire building. they took a perfectly good empire and started lopping shit off. they’re trying to increase the output of a machine by ripping cogs out of its still-running engine.

[bonsaitreehouse]

Literally who?

[bonsaitreehouse]

Literally who?

[captain-price-returns]

You will absolutely not be prepared for the logo that flashes at the end of this drone combat video

[socialistexan]

Starmer needs to go today or he's going to pull a Biden (prioritizing his own weak grip on power over the good of the people and his party and allow the far-right to sweep into power)

[afloweroutofstone]

I remember being told that Corbyn’s progressivism would destroy the Labour Party and that someone like Starmer was needed instead. Oops!

[theconcealedweapon]