lils

{Hufflepuff, Pukwudgie}

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[wern]

syllabus: students with diverse learning needs are welcome in this course!

syllabus: 2 paragraphs about how the prof incorporates thoroughly debunked theories on auditory/visual/kinesthetic learning styles

syllabus: exactly 0 paragraphs about what accommodations are available for mentally and physically disabled students

[wern]

syllabus: no extensions will be granted under any circumstances

[ndpsych]

syllabus: attendance is a component of your grade. any unexcused absences beyond the limit will result in a lower grade overall 

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[memento-more-tea]

Me: *thinking about Christian memes* What if Jesus had come in 2017 instead of back during Roman times? Would He, instead of using parables, have spoken in memes? Roommate: I hate you. You aren’t allowed to have any more thoughts about Jesus. Me: It’s not like its heresy! It isn’t insulting! Roommate: Yes, it is! Memes are inherently sin, a sign of the Devil’s influence on this fallen world!

[earthly-chairs-deactivated20230]

Satan: turn these stones into bread

Jesus: bold of you to assume that man can live on bread alone

[shacklesburst]

a fig tree out of season: *no figs*

jesus: then perish

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

Ok but from a purely theological standpoint, based on the way Jesus communicated (he talked in ways that would be understandable to at least some extent by the general public, and had a lot of respect for children)… Theologically speaking, Jesus would almost certainly have spoken in memes.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

“Whenever you crack open a cold one with the boys in my name, there I be in your midst”

[kaedanaida]

@secretlyjonhwatson

[zestysexmachinefromzanzibar]

Satan: if you’re the son of God then yeet yourself off this building because the angels will yoink you back before you hit the ground

[rhaella]

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

[gaphic]

because barbie movies slap next question

[nokogiriyama]

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

[rhaella]

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

[rhaella]

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

why the FCUK is island princess on the bottom tier

[rat-mans-deactivated20190108]

[trashboat]

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

[trashboat]

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

[trashboat]

think i might be lonely

[autoneurotic]

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

[icbiwf]

your fave is problematic: yourself

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

[kieren-fucking-walker]

This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[ouijasquiji]

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

[bookishsirius]

fuck snape happy birthday to my mom

[ampervadasz]

:D

[fiftiesdoll-deactivated20181119]

boys will be boys

[nunia]

this is the only example of that i will accept

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i still remember that time i entered krispy kreme into the gps and it took me on a 10 min drive to krispy kreme national corporate headquarters. anyway that was my experience living in the american south what was yours

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[yawayli-deactivated20140417]

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

[wa-llahi-deactivated20141113]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Gotta reblog every time I see it

[orville-redenbacher-space-hero]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

Achilles : my sexuality doesn’t define me

[five seconds later]

Achilles : MOVE I’M GAY

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.