This is NOT a cry for help

clownery at its worst

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[baronafanas002]

When people ask me if i have a crush on someone

[ryanhatesthis]

[crypticmirrors]

i will never not reblog this!

[delta-domine]

This ground is old…un burdened…sacred…

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

everyone who sees this must reblog

[landmineblogging]

god left in 2012

[lovesick0cupid]

"imagine liking men" is dumb have you ever seen a mans happy trail. Good Lord

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

[hgsn-moved]

no mom he’s not a stranger he’s my mutual. I trust him with my home address

[karhs]

i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on

[nostalgiamonster]

how do i delete someone elses post

[karhs]

u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.

[3000s]

glass of water is so epic

[3000s]

glass of water is awesome

[frankiedotbiz]

imagine drake getting sliced to ribbons by a hundred ancient terracotta soldiers that have magically come to life

[that-house]

easy enough for me

[girlnephew]

[pukicho]

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

[pukicho]

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

[pukicho]

Listen here you small, little freak

[pukicho]

So am I supposed to pretend batman has the coolest most awesome villains when there's a guy named the joker and a guy named the riddler and they're just the same fucking guy

[wrestlingpepper]

Isn't there one that's just the joker's girlfriend too?

[pukicho]

batman?

[pukicho]

You’ve inspired me to start biting people again

I never condoned that

[gideonisms]

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

[sanitymakesposts]

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’