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how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)
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This isn't even a joke it's just what we do
the feedback crew!!!!
@golden-boy-extraordinaire can you stop banging Saedii....I can hear you through my dorm walls
such blatant slander…. I would never do such a thing in violation of the rules and regulations
She's not wrong if I can hear you too, Bee-bro
since when do I share a wall with either of you???
that's nOT THE POINT
I think it is. Are you two hiding in the crawlspace???
What are you doing in there??
Not in the crawlspace, just in the dorm next to yours. We forget I had to get a dorm transfer coz of the Weeds incidents
you do remember my room is in the diplomatic quarters due to… a certain someone? Specifically the one single cabin at the farthest end of the station? Because of a certain someone?
you are in the crawlspace aren’t you. What are you doing in there?
....i was gonna scare you with a spider....scar's muted on comms
cat. Be honest with me. Are you or are you not growing some absolutely skunk ass weed down there?
No I was gonna drop this thing on you
I can hear the buzz of the grow lights coming from the vents cat.
That's my torch, ts old as fuh
sure…
but my point stands you can’t say anything about… noises… given you are sneaking around in my ceiling.
well I know but stiOH HOLY FUCK SHE'S SCREAMING NOW @jonesy-grrrrrl HELP ME OUTTA HERE I DON'T HAVE EARPLUGS
gotcha 😈😈
okay what the FUCK did I miss 💔
cat and scar are growing skunk ass weed under the floor of my room and complaining about what I get up to in my private hours
oh so that's what that is....Finian told me you were making Mac and cheese. Was gonna ask for some but nvm
does everyone on this god forsaken station hang out around my room to complain about what I’m doing in private????
I, personally, feel you’re all wasting time on pointless things. We could all be in the science lap right now but no. You wish to do this. Terrans are complex.
terrans are complex says the Terran
Ah but there’s a difference. I use my brain. You guys are a loaf of bread short of a picnic
my ass PHAT like a bread loaf tho
kal just nodded across the room HELP ME
thanks for sharing ig
‘Loaf of bread short of a picnic’ means there is no bread. Hence your ‘large’ buttocks isn’t there. You insulted yourself and your boyfriend agreed.
I’m learning so much about kal that I never wanted to know wow
hey man no judgment
i do not know how to use text pictures
frankly neither do I
who is Frank
don’t worry about it. Go play an instrument or something.
Saedii broke my siif again.
‘Like how Tyler’s breaking her back?’ —Nari
why is everyone passing comment on what I’m doing with Saedii?
Because everyone can HEAR it.
like you and nari are any better. I have a very good pair of noise canceling headphones for a reason
…excuse you?
Did I stutter?
I will shoot your other eye if you EVER comment on my love life again.
people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones Zee
Tell saedii to cover up. I’m two minutes away.
and she never came…
time wasted that could have been better spent doing better, more fun activities
Bold of you to assume I’m at the door. There was a Cathrine shaped blockage in the vents. 37 seconds.
can you all leave me alone to enjoy my off hours
… I have better things to do. Exit yourself from nari’s night time volume and I’ll stay away from saediis. Deal?
Average evening in Wildemount for local business owners, leaders, archivists, wizards, ne'er-do-wells, and anyone else unlucky enough to cross the nein's path
seanan mcguire writing Feed in 2010: there was a presidential election, and a perfectly normal and reasonable human was running against the personification of evil
me in 2010: i dunno that seems like a caricature, surely that would never happen
me in 2024: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am the holder of the dodgeball.
before anything else goes according to plan
Nope. At this point, I have endured four years of the shittiest possible adaptation of my work; I am not putting the dodgeball down until I get my zombies.
with the greatest respect, if the world suffers a zombie apocalypse, I am organizing a post-apocalyptic road trip specifically to come to your house to scream “We told you so!” at you in person.
I mean, I'll deserve it. But I'll also grin at you from the rooftop where I've posted up with my cats, and probably give you a thumbs-up.
*dogeball
Just wanting to say now at pg 156 that if they cloned George, imma be pissed.
I'm sorry does the newsflesh universe with a literal apocalypse still have Roe v Wade. Why does the world overrun with zombies have more reproductive rights
All scientists are mad scientists. It’s just a question of how long you can keep yourself from starting to look thoughtfully at the nearest thunderstorm.
Mira Grant - Parasite
“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
this is exactly what I’m talking about
Why are we forgetting the old texts
You're right and you should say it.
the mighty nein battle plan is actually so good to be honest. they get shit on for being unable to follow plans but it's only short term plans they're bad at. battle plans? oh they have lived and learned. the clerics got attacked when they were wandering off alone in a jungle so they make it a point to always split the clerics. even while travelling, jester-eagle isn't allowed to carry caduceus. never put beau and yasha on the same target unless there's only one enemy to make full use of their sentinel and reactions. split caleb and fjord apart so one is within reach to make a counterspell. have beau go first so veth can have sneak attack. the two wizards casting haste on allies and the clerics casting bless to give support. fjord and veth moving in to tank on the frontlines when it gets rough. the fact that fjord learned cure wounds despite his limited spell list even though he already has healing hands as a paladin. that makes the nein having 4 (the clerics, yasha, fjord) members who can restore health. 3 people (clerics and caleb) who can revive the dead. when beau went unconscious against the specter in rumblecusp, fjord and yasha were able to heal her and bring her back up even before it became the two clerics' turns. they said fuck you we're not losing anyone ever again.
god the mighty nein would fucking thrive in the feywild. they refuse to give out their real names. behind a fake name is another fake name. they use disguise self constantly. they refuse to take anything at face value and do 21 investigation checks and 15 insight checks beforehand. they have a designated poison tester (beau). if someone tells them anything they double check it with a library and even ask the gods if it's true. jester tricked a hag with a two week old cupcake. artagan never brought the nein to the feywild not just because he doesn't want to go back there, but because he knew every person in the feywild would fucking hate the nein immediately solely for the fact that they couldn't trick them.
Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck
canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws
put those thigns away
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