Fuck this slaps! I'm so obsessed with Original Luo Binghe. We got such a tiny crumb of him and then not even a peep afterwards. I love how unstable the music is, it really fits our boy well.
You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ājack-of-all-tradesā employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
| Words:Ā 225,814Ā | Chapters:Ā 16/?
šLove, Death and RollerskatesĀ byĀ Spadillelicious
Rollerskater!Sun, Janitor!Moon, Metalstar!Eclipse x Staff!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @spadillelicious]
After moving to Crescent City in the 80s, you pick up a job at the local roller rink Party Planet. Ironic, considering roller skating is definitely not one of your talents.
On the bright side, you get to work with the friendly Sun. On the other hand, you also have to interact with the gruff janitor and security guard Moon on a daily basis.
But when staying after hours one day, despite being strictly instructed not to, you find out a terrible secret that changes everything you knew about Sun, Moon and Crescent City forever.
| Words:Ā 98,091 |Ā Chapters:Ā 18/?
āļøCelestial SundownĀ byĀ clutterspace
God!Sun, God!Moon, God!Eclipse x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @pillowspace]
There wasĀ something slumped beneath a tree, and you had no idea what it was. The sunlight shone brighter where it laid, despite the leaves above not differing from any of the other foliage.
It was such a small thing to notice in comparison to everything else, but it brought a small hysterical giggle out past the lump in your throat as it finally clicked in place what you were seeing.
It was aĀ god.
You are a peasant living in the middle of the woods, Sun is the god of day you brought back home with you, and Moon is the god of night tucked away in the Celestial Realm.
| Words:Ā 83,805Ā | Chapters:Ā 7/?
šIn Deep Dreams Between the WavesĀ byĀ NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
You see a fish, but the fish isnāt really a fish, because he looks up at you with big yellow eyes, wide with fright. Large black pupils dart around frantically. Heās small, less than half your size, which surprises you. You know mers are supposed to be big sea monsters that sink boats or cause storms, but you donāt see a monster. You think of a baby while staring at his chubby round face, creased with fear, and his small tail.
| Words:Ā 55,644Ā | Chapters:Ā 5/5
āļøSong Fish Amid the StarsĀ byĀ NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
āIf I may, Detectives, I believe that the score is set at a tie on how many times youāve both let me slip away under your watch.ā You grin at the sun and moon like faces of your opponents in this game of cat and mouse. The narrow slice of Detective Moonās gaze becomes threatening, where Detective Sun curls and uncurls his fingers in anticipation of whatever scheme youāre concocting.
| Words: 174,134 | Chapters: 15/15
āļøPisces CaelestisĀ byĀ S_V
Mermaid!Sun, Mermaid!Moon x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @sortvaniliekrans]
Underneath the glowing eyes, a great maw opened to hiss at you, baring several rows of needle-like fangs, wicked looking and sharp and also glowing in the blacklight. As the thing hissed, the cries started up again, more frantic this time, and accompanied by- it almost sounded like scratching?
And it was coming from behind you.
The bleeding creature had never been the one wailing.
| Words:Ā 76,588Ā | Chapters:Ā 13/?
šWintersweet Spirit by NaffEclipse (AO3 account required)
Your visit to a beautiful, tucked-away mountain town leaves you curious about the beliefs of a mythical beast who watches over the peaks and snowy ranges. An ill-advised trek toward the summit sends you tumbling directly into the mythical beast's domain as you must accept his guiding hand to endure the harsh mountaintop.
He is power and brightness, and the only one who can carry you through the snow.
| Words: 34,212Ā | Chapters: 3/3
āļøCelestial OmensĀ byĀ BamSara
Siren!Sun, Siren!Moon x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: bamsara]
When you are ten years old, you find two creatures, bloodied and injured, trapped a net on the beach near your home. You save them, make friends with them, and return them to the sea, leaving you to wonder later if your friends with the Sun colored scales and fins that shone like the full Moon were real or imagined up by a childhood of loneliess.
Time passes. You hear stories of monsters, Sirens in the water, one that is a good omen if spotted, promising your safe voyage as long as you respect the rules of the ocean, and one that sinks ships and eats people for fun. Just folktales meant to scare children.
A decade later, they return the favor, though they don't plan on leaving you so easily this time.
| Words:Ā 36,318Ā | Chapters:Ā 3/?
šSources of Light by JackOfAllRabbits (AO3 account required)
Alien!Sun x Alien!Moon x Human!Y/N x Alien!Eclipse
~~ [AU & Designs: @maudiemoods]
Space has always seemed so far away until now...
Your life was mundane and simple; work, eat, and sleep. Taking small joys as they come to you and trying not to worry. Then, a summer night like any other takes a dramatic turn when you encounter a pair of aliens who had not anticipated meeting a human. In a panic you find yourself swept away onto their ship and now must navigate a universe of unknowns, starting with your strange abductors and the secrets surrounding them.
| Words:Ā 120,077Ā |Ā Chapters:Ā 15/15
āļøSigns of Life by JackOfAllRabbits (AO3 account required)
Alien!Eclipse x Scientist!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: maudiemoods, @jackofallrabbits]
A new scientist has been hired to the Faz Co. research facility in the heart of the desert where any number of secrets can be kept. You are full of curiosity and are especially interested in a particularly fascinating subject that Faz Co. is holding.
A certain dangerous alien. Will you get too close for comfort? Is it worth the risk?
This fic is something of a sequel fic to Sources of Light and will revolve around Eclipse. This fic can stand on its own but there might be mention of past events.
Perhaps this would scare a person, being all alone in the woods in the dark, but not you. Youāre too intertwined with the paranormal and inexplicable. Itās in your blood. That doesnāt mean your heart wonāt pound with terror when you face something with fangs and hungry eyes for flesh, but you donāt run away, and thatās what matters most.
You will face the monsters.
| Words:Ā 253,823Ā | Chapters:Ā 21/21
āļøWhat the Tide Keeps by Cipher_the_Sidhe
Mer!Sun, Mer!Moon x MerHandler!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: @cipher-the-sidhe]
Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Mega Water World, the premier aquarium in the world! Enjoy our state-of-the-art rides and attractions, our dazzling animal performances, and prepare to be amazed by the stars of our show: live mers!
You are a mer handler at the illustrious Mega Water World. Or, you were, until something happens to the mer in your care and FazCo buries it all under red tape. Driven by grief and guilt, you team up with a fellow handler to uncover and bring to light the companyās unethical practices surrounding the mysterious mers they keep on display.
But what do you do when your search for the truth brings you face to face with two abandoned mers wasting away in the ruins of one of FazCo's old holding facilities? The mers are hurt and scared, but you are determined to make up for your past failure. You are going to take care of them, even if it kills you. And with two traumatized mers to contend with, it just might.
When you're invited to the Kingdom of Pleiades to try and woo Prince Sun or Prince Moon's hands in marriage along with many other suitors, you are less than enthused.
During your stay however, you get acquainted with their court jesters Dawn and Dusk; two performers with such wild personalities much different to that of royalty. Dawn with their bubbly personality and quick witted jokes, Dusk with their small pranks and sleepy like attitude. You can't help but want to spend time with them instead of the princes you now avoid.
If only you knew that Dawn and Dusk, Prince Sun and Prince Moon, were one in the same.
In the Arctic, all is beautiful and cold and lethal. You tread over ice and underneath, a dark, powerful siren stalks you. Though you try to resist, you succumb to the lure of the mer and his decision to have you.
How do you survive an apex predator?
| Words:Ā 125,998Ā | Chapters:Ā 12/12
āļøLong Road AheadĀ byĀ bubbiesaur
Samebody!Sun/Moon/Eclipse x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @bubbiethesaur]
You didn't want a PleasureBot. You didn't need a PleasureBot. But here you were staring at a box from PleasureWorks (subsidiary of Fazbear Entertainment) and cursing your aunt. Just because you were alone doesn't mean you were unhappy. At least that's what you told yourself.
But when you open the package, you get a lot more than you bargained for. There's a long road ahead for the three of you...as long as you survive the first night.
| Words: 206,115 | Chapters: 18/?
š(Don't) Fear the ReaperĀ byĀ muzzle
CampCounselor!Sun, CampCounselor!Moon x Human!Reader
~~ [AU & Designs: @muzzlemouths]
Ten years after the tragedy that befell Camp Cosmo, something stirs in the woods, growing restless. A simple phone call embroils you in the fate of six guilty counselors, haunted by their past and a vengeful shadow that won't soon let them forget.
Your own innocence is called into question when friends become enemies, placing a target on your back, and you're met with a choice: play along, or become the next victim.
Youāre not exactly sure why you were chosen for this specific task they gave you, other than that you basically signed your life away in the fine print of your work contract and canāt really refuse what they ask of you but nonetheless it still makes you wonder.Ā
| Words: 2,152 | Chapters: 1/1
āāāāāāāāāšNSFW FROM HEREšāāāāāāāāā
Same body!Sun/Moon, Glitch!Eclipse x Mechanic!Reader
~~ [AU: @crickyluv. Sun Design: crickyluv. Eclipse,Moon Design: crickyluv, deliasmoothie]
You finally got the job as the nighttime mechanic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex! Unfortunately, you get a double shift. At least you get to spend time fixing the animatronic you knew best: Sun!
This is a slow burn that eventually turns into NSFW. There is a TON to get to before the spice comes.
| Words: 223,793 | Chapters: 49/?
šI Watched You Become a Stranger & How to Lure a HandlerĀ byĀ IcedMetalTea (AO3 account required)
Mer!Sun, Mer!Moon x Handler!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: @icedmetaltea]
You work at one of the few aquariums cleared to house merfolk as a handler for twin mers who live in a sort of petting pool targeted at kids, as they've proven to be harmless to humans through the years. You spend your days taking care of them and supervising their interactions with the public.
You arrive at the exhibit for your early morning shift and, as you prepare for the day's visitors, the automatic door to the room malfunctions and slams shut while you're inside. You find yourself trapped with no sources of food, and the two creatures who have aĀ veryĀ big appetite.
You decide to try and summon a demon to destroy the world as a big bang to end all of humanity. Then earn the lavish life you wanted when you went to hell.
Instead you get two small demons who say they can satisfy your very desire, except the desire you called them for.
You worked as a researchers for endangered species at a sanctuary.
One day, two of the newly discovered seahorse merfolk species come into the sanctuary after being caught in a net left in the ocean. Instead of releasing them back to the wild, the upper ranks at the sanctuary decide to use them for a breeding program.
Over the next few months you must decide to help your new friends escape or force them to spend their first mating cycle trapped inside of the sanctuary.
| Words:Ā 28,299Ā | Chapters:Ā 2/2
šWe Can Serve You Better, Than They Can by Bearitt
RoyalGuard!Sun x RoyalGuard!Moon x Princess!Y/N
~~ [AU & Designs: @flusteredfools]
It wasnāt your fault, none of it was but you were the one who was punished and both Sir Sun and Sir Moon hated that. It was the Kingās affair with the Sorcerer that caused your unfortunate fate. He played with the wrong heart, made too many promises with no intent to keep them; and you, kind, sensitive, beautiful, youngest of seven royal children, last in line to the throne, originally the Kingās favorite child, you took the punishment.
A curse of lust, only to be cured by someone who truly loves you for more than what lies skin deep filling you up entirely; true love, they scoff. Every day as the sun sets, your body lights with an inner fire, every touch you feel feels hundreds times more sensitive to you and you yearn and beg for someone to hold you, fill you and ease the flames you feel burning inside.
In the Kingās attempt to keep his secret and your curse hidden, he built you your own annex; a few trusted servants, staff and just you, furthest away from everyone else until you were able to find your true love and lift the curse.Ā
As their handler, Sun and Moon relentlessly attempted to court you, often in ways that just came out needy, as cute as it was. As much as you loved them, you constantly had to hold back from returning those affections. But over time, it was slowly cracking away at your resolve.
Youāre a Repair Technician that lives at the Pizzaplex, nothing weird about that. The days are filled with the hustle of making sure that the characters are in tip-top shape, well all the characters except for the Daycare Attendant.
Youāve never seen them and they have their own tech, but what happens when suddenly that tech has to take an indefinite leave of absence and you are the one that is responsible for filling in the position?
If you have any fic you wish to recommend me, please do! Though that will not guarantee it entering this list. And do consider that, as the title says and as I stated at the start, the fics added to this list are soley X READER/YN thus the relationship between the reader and the DCA is romantic or queerplatonic to some degree or can be interpreted as so <3
I couldnāt get a cutesy theme to work soā¦also for future reference to everyone I will deny your request if I can tell you havenāt read what I offfer š
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weāve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itās revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? Thatās lived in my mind for years and I havenāt seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list:
20. Princess Talia
and adding a few more contenders
21. Thyme
22. The Monster under the Bed
23. A Meaningful Death
24. Humans are unstoppableā¦until they arenāt
25. The Monster under the Fridge
26. Antler Guy
27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered:Ā
28. The Frog and the Scorpion
29. HSTHETE
30. The First Witch in the World
31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by ForestsĀ
32. A Faerie taking a NameĀ
33. The Dragon on the FarmĀ
34. Synovus & MenaceĀ
35. Raising the Anti-ChristĀ
36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of EarthĀ (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)Ā
37. Doctors without Bordersā¦in Space!Ā
38. The Villain-WranglerĀ
39. The Last ContactĀ
40. The 100 Parent-Point ChildrenĀ
41. And the Heavens WeptĀ
42. The Night GentlemanĀ
43. The Serpent God and their PriestessĀ
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
A few things we learn about Malleus in Platinum Jacket:
He has had many, many tutors over the years who were brought from all over so he would receive only the finest education. He's a genius however, and whatever they taught him he could do better. He would get angry because he thought they were teaching him basics because they were looking down on him and would throw tantrums so terrible he would accidentally raze his grandma's garden with forest fires. Each and every one of his tutors end up packing their bags and resigning in fear of him. š He'd get severely scolded by Lilia because of this.
Deuce comments that while Hades looks terrifying, his minions look goofy in comparison. Malleus tells him to never judge people based on appearances, as they'd never have been painted if they weren't competent. He also likens these minions to his bodyguards and shares how proud he'd be if they were to be lauded by the world and the succeeding generations in the future. (PROUD BIG BRO MOMENT)
He confirms that Briar Kingdom royalty choose their retainers at a certain age, which we can alreaddy conclude by the way he employed his goofy teenage knights and his mom chose the most radical/problematic generals back then.
He doesn't appreciate the servants in his castle waiting on him hand and foot. It's protocol so he can hardly do anything about it, but he was relieved when he enrolled at Night Raven and had to do everything himself.
Lilia instilled in him from a very young age that a person is nothing if they can't properly take care of themselves. He couldn't do this in the castle though, so he instead reads plenty of books on how to do household chores and whatnot. He's delighted to be able to put this knowledge to practical use at NRC.
He does mundane things like shopping and laundry by himself, until Sebek enrolled and tries to steal all his tasks lol. Although he's visibly disappointed, he lets Sebek do what he wants.
He actually knows how to use the washing machine and dryer but only after so many tries and difficulties.
He once washed his clothes in the kitchen sink and got caught doing it. His dormmates offered to do it instead (because he's their god lmao) but he refused because as he said, he likes to exert his own effort for things.
He is a good art critique and appreciates all kinds of art, though his favorite are sculptures. He likes to see the wears and tears of things over the years. He likes to see proof that things lived their lives (even inanimate things!), and that changes and ageing are beautiful.
He once again repeats that he loves gargoyles.
Though he adores the thought of being happy amongst others, he hates it when people are visibly happy and he isn't.
Consider: Even though years have passed and the infamy of the Brutal Beast has died down, it still remains well and alive in the minds of the few nobles who once felt his wrath.
It comes as no surprise that Chevalier now has a child. It was expected, after all.
What was less expected is that, when asked how she copes with having such a terrifying parent, his daughter asked why are they badmouthing her mom.
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Headcanon alert: Chevalier's children have figured out that he can be -- occasionally -- bribed with books. (He struggles to resist the temptation each time.)
Gilbert and Roderich are standing in front of an ornate door.
Gilbert: Well this will be entertaining. Roderich make sure the little rabbit is ready for a guest.
Roderich: Understood.
Gilbert watched for a moment as Roderich headed down the hallway then he reached out for the doorknob with an amused smile. Gilbert had barely shut the door before the man on the other side is moving towards him.
??: Where's Emma?!
Gilbert: Not even a hello for your favorite son in law? Such terrible manners.
Akatsuki: You're not my favorite anything. Where is she?
Gilbert: It's a secret.
Akatsuki: I should of killed you when I wanted to years ago! If you've done something to Emma.
Akatsukis hand move to settle on the hilt of his katana. Gilbert stood facing Akatsuki his smile unwavering.
Gilbert: Oh I know you'd try to do it but I told you I wouldn't harm your daughter and I don't lie.
Akatsuki: I'm not her father.
Gilbert: Oh? Then business first. If I'm happy with what you brought me I'll show you something interesting.
Akatsuki: I don't want to see something interesting just Emma.
Gilbert: But I promise you'll like it.
Akatsuki sighed and began unpacking books from the big bag he uses when he travels. Laying them out on the table there are books on history, flora and fauna from severely cold climates and some romances as well. Once those are laid out Akatsuki reaches in and pulls out two more books handing them directly to Gilbert. One is a pop up book of Jade and the other appears to be a collection of fairy tales from Rhodolite.
Akatsuki: Those are the ones you especially wanted. Emma was always reading even as a child but that was one of her favorites back then. That pop up book of Jade more then meets your description of bright and full of flowers.
Gilbert: Yes these will do.
Akatsuki: You've got the books you asked me for now where's my daughter?!
Gilbert: Ehh you're no fun, always so serious.
Akatsuki folded his arms across his chest and glared at Gilbert whose smile finally fell.
Gilbert: Fine. I'm happy with all of these, follow me.
Still holding onto the books Akatsuki gave him Gilbert walked towards the door and opened it. He paused briefly speaking over his shoulder to Akatsuki.
Gilbert: No outsiders have ever seen as deep inside the castle as we're about to go. If you were to say anything to anyone about what you see well...
Gilbert left the room and headed down the corridor, the sounds of Akatsukis hurried footsteps and the clang of GIlberts cane the only sounds breaking the tense silence. After several twists and turns Gilbert came to a pause in front of a delicately carved door.
Akatsuki: Is Emma in there?
Gilbert: I told you if I was happy with what you brought I'd show you something interesting remember?
Akatsukis brows furrowed as he glared at Gilbert. The smile returned to Gilbert's face as he opened the door and called in.
Gilbert: Little rabbit I brought a guest for you.
Gilbert barely had time to finish speaking before Akatsuki was pushing his way past him and into the room.
Emma: Owner!
Akatsuki: Emma! Are you all...
Akatsuki paused his stride with the rest of his words left unspoken
Gilbert: See I promised you'd like it. I have some books that you were looking for little rabbit.
Emma: Thank you so much Gilbert, and you too Owner.
Akatsuki remained where he was as if he was momentarily rooted to the spot. He watched Gilbert cross the spacious room towards Emma who sat in one of two chairs placed between two cradles.
Emma: Owner are you ok?
Gilbert: He's fine just stunned, it's his first time meeting his grandchildren after all. Come and say hello Grandfather, but not too close.
Gilbert's words brought Akatsuki out of his fog and he crossed the room to stand between the feet of the two cradles.
Akatsuki: You're all right now Emma? Did you have any problems at all?
Emma: Yes it's already been three months and I've recovered fully from it. I didn't have any major issues just some minor ones that are normal.
Akatsuki: What type of minor issues?
Emma: I was sick a lot at first and very dizzy nothing else. Walter made sure to take good care of...
Gilbert: Ehh? What about me, didn't I take good care of you little rabbit.
Akatsuki: That doesn't matter, it's your fault she went through it in the first place. The very least you could do was take care of her.
Gilbert: I don't find that fair your daughter's just as insat...
Emma swiftly stood up from her chair placing her hand over Gilbert's mouth.
Emma: Don't say such things to other people it's embarrassing!
Gilbert removed Emma's hand from his mouth and grinned at her. He then brought her fingers back to his mouth bitting the tip of her ring finger followed by a kiss. Just then Akatsuki loudly cleared his throat as if to remind Gilbert he was still there.
Akatsuki: Do I get to meet my grandchildren or not.
Emma beamed at Akatsuki then reached into the cradle to her right while Gilbert placed the books on one of the chairs before moving to the opposite cradle. Emma lifted out a small baby and crossed the short distance between them. The baby was swaddled in a deep crimson blanket. Akatsuki studied the baby within, it looked a lot like Emma with rosy cheeks, chestnut hair and crystal clear ultramarine eyes.
Emma: This is Albert
Gilbert: And this is Lilith
Akatsuki turned his attention to Gilbert. Like her brother she was swaddled in a deep crimson blanket and she looked like Emma too. With the same cheeks and eyes as her brother. However her hair was black as night.
Emma: Do you want to hold him?
Emma started to gently place Albert in Akatsukis outstretched arms.
Gilbert: That's getting too close, I don't like it.
Emma: I'll make it up to you later tonight.
Akatsuki groaned as Albert was placed in his arms then moved to sit in the chair Emma had vacated while trying to pretend he didn't notice Gilbert's mischievous smile. Akatsuki sat in silence for a moment taking Albert in. For being so young he seemed so inquisitive and alert already, staring at Akatsuki as if he was studying him back.
Akatsuki: This wasn't the type of surprise I feared it would be. Also not everything is black in here and they're wearing deep colors.
Gilbert: Your daughter wouldn't let me have everything in black. She said that would be too depressing for babies.Now that that's out of the way though what do you think of my baby rabbits?
Akatsuki: This one is certainly a curious boy, they have such clear eyes. They're absolutely beautiful.
Gilbert: Of course they are, they're mine after all and I have such a handsome face.
Akatsuki: It's because they look more like their mother.
Akatsuki reached down grabbing Albert's tiny hand with his while Emma was desperately trying to suppress a laugh and Gilbert pouted still holding Lilith.
Gilbert: You're father's being mean.
Akatsuki: Only to you, them I'll love and adore just like I do Emma.
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