there is no lesson in magic

28yo☭

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[ceevee5]

[hustlerose]

giant salamanders could be even larger

[hustlerose]

let me be clear. this is not big enough. we need to go bigger

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[bimyheel]

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

[teaboot]

What if my chosen profession, which is largely based around non-judgemental compassion, acceptance, and seeing life from other's perspectives, with the purpose of harm reduction, puts me in a situation where people tell me they like things I don't? Do I kill them in self-defense? Can I have a gun

[sins-of-sodom]

describing psychology as non-judgemental, compassionate, accepting, considerate of other perspectives or focusing on harm reduction is nearly a more insane take to me than the one poster in that screenshot had

[burninglights]

fucking insane to be a person of colour in the uk right now

[depsidase]

[captain-price-returns]

[punishedsaints]

[shopcat]

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

[shopcat]

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[slowspinningredemption]

[wgm-beautiful-world]

Basilica de la Sagrada Familia en BARCELONA

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[nokingsnocrowns]

Socialism Now!

📸 Lisbon, Portugal

[kushblazer666]

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Reverie Collins (Revi)