what's the status glados

a very angry robot

[forestfolke]

I’ve heard that falling in love feels a bit like this, well maybe not quite, but maybe it makes you feel nauseous at first, and once you get the hang of it it feels all right

[sarcasticgaypotato]

                She’ll deconstruct test chambers by hand, piece by piece.

She lets herself feel each individual wire snap like tendons, every shard of glass crunch and shatter like bone.

            She twists and bends the mangled metal remains, melting them down just to watch the fire and feel it burn.

                     It is destructive, violent, and ultimately meaningless.

                                                                                              It reminds her of you.

[clockworkguard]

Because I think Portal would make a wonderful (terribly confusing) book. Also, I think it looks pretty cool like this.

[silverstreams]

I WOULD WRITE THIS BOOK

[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

GLORIOUS GORGEOUS THING

[metalbatteryzone]

[titanofthedepths]

@nightwells

[thefutureisneon]

but we do not need to. an extermination team will be by shortly.

[aperturescience]

I love Caroline she’s such an underappreciated character

[sylvir-draws]

Day 9) Portal turns ten today! Draw something celebrating it!

:-)

[botsbuildbots]

happy ten years ♥

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[galacticgateau]

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

[rubitrightintomyeyes]

[vhslogos]

[aperturescienceinnovators]

Has this been done?

[tkohl]

[serdunkthelunk]

[ash-ash-ashley-deactivated20170]

@anisocoria

[wamirul]

Oh. It’s you.

[aperturescience]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“My mother-in-law was baking one of her awesome Black Forest cakes for my sister-in-law’s birthday. She left the cake cooling and when she went to look…” Photos/caption by Annie Becker‎

[frederbee]

If not made for sits, why was it made of warms?

[petermorwood]

“If not made for sits, why was it made of warms?”

The ineffable logic of felinity.

[ariadne83]

my nayme is cat and wen is colde i sneaks in kitchen brayve and bold i jumps on counter tis my norme i tuck in paws i sits on warm