Unhinged Nerd

He/Him | Likes Children's Entertainment (a lot) | Hopes to one day be as good at punching Nazis as Captain America

[boysourroy]

If anyone wanted to murder me all they would have to do is make art of one of the stupid things I say and tag me. I would see it and the feedback would cause my brain to implode, killing me instantly.

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This response is joyful and whimsical!

[ensoua]

[nibeul]

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

[nibeul]

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

[nibeul]

I was about to ask how that’s even possible then realized this is from an SPN blog

[luxmoogle]

Thank you for calming my anxiety/cheering up with cute moogle art/being a moogle! (wark)

I'm glad, if it helps! I hope whatever is going on at your Chocobo farm smooths out, kupo.

[beardedmrbean]

[relelvance]

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[cutecipher]

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

[morganitism]

I would rather a thousand cis men be uncomfortable than one trans girl be alone and suppressed until it kills her

[paperandpencilsandskips]

MORE BLACK MAGICAL GIRLS MORE LATINA MAGICAL GIRLS MORE INDIGENOUS MAGICAL GIRLS MORE TRANS MAGICAL GIRLS

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[beardedmrbean]

[mentoscola]

PANIC BUY GASOLINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zvaigzdelasas]

Some people are saying that the banks are almost out of money and they only have enough left for a few people. I'm not saying this but some people are saying.

[oddeyemp4]

[mentoscola]

PANIC BUY GASOLINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zvaigzdelasas]

Some people are saying that the banks are almost out of money and they only have enough left for a few people. I'm not saying this but some people are saying.

[oddeyemp4]

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it