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relentlessly perverted 29 • she/her

[pluto-is-crashing-out]

[teratocrat]

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

[beingharsh]

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

[beingharsh]

finally someone says something kind of titillating

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[tapeworrmart]

It's Pride Month 🪚

(Based on the original ofc)

[goth-queen]

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[starwalkingpotato]

Ok, here is the OFFICIAL AND ONLY CORRECT GUIDE to starting reading Pratchetts Books. Its a multiple step process, so read all steps carefully otherwise you will be wrong and shunned to eternity.

1. Go outside.

2. Trust the universe for once in your life.

3. Find any of these: Library, Thriftstore, secondhand bookshop, a cupboard with free books, your relatives or friends book shelf or storage boxes ...

4. Locate the Pratchett Book.

5. The universe has now deciced with which book you must start with.

6. Compliment the universe for its wisdom.

7. From there on repeat the steps above.

Edit: Added relatives and/or friends to step 3

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[cheaphalloweencostume]

a defining feature of the SAW universe has to be just how catty everyone is even in the face of imminent death there is no situation too precarious for a read of the only other person in the room/trap

[furiosa-femininst]

Lmao I just went to the TV Tropes page for Obsession and I love this bit of trivia

“Hey man, your main character isn’t sympathetic enough, could you fix that?”

“Okay sure, I’ll make him MORE unsympathetic since you idiots missed the point”

[roriannesmoon]

And then, even after all that, we still have male reviewers and audience members insisting that he did ‘nothing wrong actually’ and that he’s just ‘misunderstood’. What they really mean is that they all saw themselves in Bear and didn’t like what they saw so they’ve decided to contort themselves into pretzels to justify his actions rather than doing any sort of self introspection.

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[phantomrose96]

#fuck we’ve entered turn based combat (via @philologicalbat)