Naughty Nonsense

{Ao3} {Ko-Fi} 18+ & NSFW Header by @kokoko-sir Avatar by @bruisedmitz Almost entirely Shallura ^_^ Create & enjoy, don't hate & destroy

[memewhore]

LOL savage

[achemonsphinx]

Soft Trepha below the cut, because the brainrot is real and they make me so  s o f t 

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[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

CUNT WARS IS REAL???

[jerma2]

Cunt wars is real

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

[your-disobedient-servant]

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/

[your-disobedient-servant]

Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Be the boy who makes other boys try anal]

[marleywardart]

Hey everyone! I made this one for SJ Ship Day and posted it to Twitter on the day completely forgetting to upload here!!

As a side note, I've gone through and tagged all my SJ or Stargate art as #marleywardsjart so if you would like to find them that's where they will be if you search that tag on my profile 😊

[commander-ledi]

Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*

kjhgkhgfk

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[elysianslove]

[rainbow-femme]

That one post that’s like “Why do people always write characters in fantasy and historical settings with a generic ‘vial of oil’ by the bed?” always bugs me

Like what’s not clicking

It’s sex oil for sex, clearly in this setting that’s what it’s specialized for and why it’s there

“What kind of oil? Cooking oil? Saddle oil? Lamp oil?” No clearly it’s a kind used for this purpose

Why do you want an explanation mid sex scene for the production history of this oil. Why is it weird to you that there’s not an in depth explanation of the history of this oil

Do you read contemporary fiction and say “Um excuse me what do you mean there’s a ‘tube of lube’ by the bed? What kind of lube? Is it machinery lubricant? Surgical lubricant? You didn’t explain as the sex scene happened and now I’m so confused!”

Like. Why is this something that breaks a scene for you.

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

kronk voice:

[depsidase]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[romanticfistfightz]

i dont usually add to posts but jsyk their whole twitter is Like That

[socialist-microwave-laser]

okay so like... maybe one company can do rainbow capitalism

[thefirsthogokage]

Just went to follow them and saw they reposted this:

[fan-of-all-doms]

[homofied]

[starlorddude]

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

[lapis-orchid]

I dedicate this to @tybalt-tisk for the outfit inspiration. :) We’re in Allura’s quarters, like the sitting room or something. Fun little headcanon, the pendant Allura is wearing is actually an Altean locket. Except you hold down on the pendant and a hologram of your loved ones appears and you can have multiple images on it.

[lapis-orchid]

Close ups

[ficsex]

Just as a reference, these two posts are written by fanfiction loving gay cis men, who have a lot of great first-hand knowledge of the kinds of sex that two people with penises have! They are (used to be?) really well known, but I know a lot of younger folks may be writing fic and have never come across them! Minotaur A well known classic, incredibly informative website with tons of information. Rather dated at this point with regards to the cultural descriptions, but the mechanics are spot on! Gay Sex is All Wrong in Fanfic More recently written (2014), and addresses a lot of misconceptions that tend to pop up in mlm fic written by afab people!

Enjoy!

[three--rings]

Writers of m/m smut should definitely read those links.  I try not to preach about how other people write, but sometimes it’s very obvious who has what level of sexual experience/sexual experience with men/anal sex.

I can speak a little about how we got here as a fanfiction community tho.  Back in the 90s when writing slash was still not really the fandom mainstream, there were a lot of women writing m/m sex as if it was just m/f sex.  And there started to be a lot of call-outs written about how necessary things like preparation and lube were for anal sex.

And it at some point went overboard.  To the point where if you DON’T write extensive finger-preparation you will almost definitely get people commenting on it negatively.  I often will include this kind of stuff just to avoid anyone getting upset with me.

But the most important idea to keep in mind when writing sex is that EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT.  Someone might need a huge amount of time to ease into anal and someone else might need zero prep.  Some people orgasm from something and others don’t, etc. 

Real sex is FAR less formulaic than fanfiction sex and I would like to see more representation of that. 

[waterhobbit]

Oh gosh it’s been an age since I went to Minotaur’s site.

[thebibliosphere]

Oh, man. Minotaur :( 

I still miss him.

[alpakkanation]

Minotaur is still around?

[thebibliosphere]

His websites are. His friends host them as memorials. (He died suddenly in 2009.)

[plastidecor]

“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”

[brainsmut]

Me: [supposed to be writing some Dragon Age smut]

Also Me: [scrolling through tumblr.com]