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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnāt risk it.
didnāt realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itās a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youāre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Ok send me dick pics to my messages and I'll judge them like this. It'll be cute
Payment Playlist
Payment Playlist: Specific to the Book (In no specific order)
Arsonistās Lullabye- Hozier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQvbDROucQ
Way Down We Go- KALEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8
Bang!- AJR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4THFRpw68oQ
Walk on Water- Thirty Seconds to Mars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA2w-PMKspo
River Lea- Adele https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=river+lea+adele
Here With Me- Susie Suh & Robot Koch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzR8BCmV9Ew
I Will Always Love You (dark version)- Chase Holfelder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xz10ZNNkoM
In the air tonight (dark version)- Natalie Taylor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWSS7J6EMA
Yellow- Sara Bareilles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7yxJHAlPug
Born Ready- Zayde Wolf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGdHAyM6FZY
Car Crash- Three Days Grace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOyMa3rJN8o
From Now On- The Greatest Showman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW2FUY3N-n0
Payment Playlist: Random Songs That Really Helped Us Write (in no specific order)Ā
This is Gospel- Panic! At the Disco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE381tbQa8Ā
Her Voice- Little Mermaid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I8fpGo0xIM
Jersey on the Wall- Tenille Townes https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jersey+on+the+wall+lyrics
Distance- Christina Perri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROqTa1mn_qc
Arms- Christina Perri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeW0Sl0tNS8
Out of the Woods (acoustic)- Taylor Swift https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN0ca6lf1c
Donāt Let Me Go- RAIGN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_rSrHmJGw0Ā
Shadows- Red https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZBJfSaQTnA
Forget About Me- Escape the Fatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ww9kze3JAgĀ
Us Against the World- Coldplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlrW3lqj3kI
Losing your memory- Ryan Star https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F91lhuJnogYĀ
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Hi do you know any canon universe fics where stiles wears glasses?? (Preferably sterek)
Yeah. Not a lot of canon ones so I threw in some non or canon adjacent ones. - Anastasia
Stiles Stilinski, Boyfriend Extraordinaire by MereLoup
(4/4 I 14,429 I General)
āBeacon County Sheriffās Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.ā
āOh thank god!ā
āStiles?ā
āI, uh, I need some advice.ā
āAdvice?ā
āYeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriendās mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?ā
Danny paused, and then, āStiles, you donāt have a boyfriend.ā
āThatās not the point! And I said hypothetically.ā
āStilesā¦what are you doing right now?ā
***
Stiles never imagined heād be in Derekās kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derekās family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didnāt have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But heād already come this far and Papa didnāt raise no quitter!
call me, maybe (but not in the library) by bibliosexual
(12/12 I 23,829 I Explicit)
Thereās a long pause, and then: āYouāre not Erica.āStiles canāt help it. He snorts. āYeah, no, dude, thatād be pretty difficult since Iām a guy.ā
AU where Stiles is an undergrad at UCLA and Derek works in the university library.
In This Twilight How Dare You Speak of Grace by secondstarĀ
(10/10 I 28,712 I Explicit)
Zombies. Stiles always knew the world would end this way.
Star-Crossed by cloudsarefluffy
(4/4 I 32,949 I Mature)
Derek clears his throat quietly, resuming his plan on retrieving the boyās mythology book, āY-You dropped thisā¦ā
āI know, but- thanks.ā
The boy snatches the book out of Derekās hand with his mortification filling the air in a sharp, heady scent that has Derekās wolf mentally salivating, āYouāre welcomeā¦ Uh, do you know where the tutor session thing is supposed to be?ā
āT-Thatās me,ā with another addition of pink to his cheeks, the boy rushes to correct himself a little, āI mean, Iām the tutor here and this is supposed to be- oh god, Iām really butchering this, arenāt I?ā
If You Wanna Be My Roomie (Lover) by xKookiesandCreamx
(23/23 I 65,056 I Explicit)
Realistically, Stiles knew that the local Universityās popularity and commonality meant that many members of his graduating high school class would be starting the Fall 2016 semester alongside him, but he never expected his longtime crush to be one of them. Even more so, he never expected said crush to be assigned as his roommateā¦oh boy.
An Artistās Personal Statement by green-leaf (greenleaf)
(7/7 I 87,818 I Explicit)
Being the middle child of five siblings, Stiles was used to taking the backseat. He was twenty-one years old, mouthy, pale skinned, and twitchy, and was probably the most overlooked in such a talented and good-looking family. Not only that but more often than not, he was bullied, teased, exposed (in a literal sense) and also ended up getting banged up and bruised. Thank goodness, thereās Dr. Hale to patch him up after all is said and done.
Just a monster of a fic with doctor!Derek and artist!Stiles, complete with a couple more Stilinskis and a gang of well-meaning friends running around trying to hook them up and keep them together.
Figuring it Out by jazzstille
(11/11 I 101,652 I Not Rated)
Stiles and Derek have had a great ten years of marriage. They started a family, they have a large house, they are fiscally okay, and everything is perfect. Or so they thought. As their daughter starts feeling the effects of the moon, she finds out more about Stiles and Derekās past, they soon get blasted with the the news that they didnāt expect and everything turns from bad to worse.
Hey!!! I am looking for a fic I read a while ago. I know it eventually ended up being Sterek and I think Isaac/Lydia. Derek had moved away after everything went down with evilStiles. Both stiles and Lydia ended up leaving after graduating. They found him and learned Isaac and Chris were there too. I think Stiles and Lydia went to college, where he ended up secretly outing to himself a singular werewolf....who was in a pack with his grandfather, while the rest of their pack had been killed
@iwishsherlockisatimelord says it might bet his one, @avicris918!
A Healing Silence by HelloWhyTheFuckAmIHere
(28/28 I 36,329 I Not Rated I Sterek)
Stiles is slowly pushed out of the pack following his fight with Scott about Donovanās death. After receiving a phone number from an old friend, Stiles is surprised to find that it belongs to the one person who may be able to bring him back to himself.
The ask goes as follows:
the pack helps save the fae queenās son and so she says they can each wish for a loved on to come back to life.
And @matt-boyd04 foundĀ this for you!
Of Course Itās Fairies by HelloWhyTheFuckAmIHere
(54/54 | 100,265 | NR | Sterek)
While still suffering from the after effects of the Nogitsune, Stiles and the pack stumble upon and save a trapped fairy. The boyās parents, not wanting to be in the packās debt, offer each member of the pack who assisted in the rescue, the opportunity to bring a loved one back from the dead.
Having been blissfully reunited with several of their once-lost friends and family members, everyone must work together to figure out how to function as a new pack, and how to defeat a new incoming threat.
what was the point of having red skull reappear in endgame if he wasnāt gonna come face to face with steve, heās literally one of the most well known captain america villainsš and then the writers saying steve wouldnāt recognize him, bitch he literally has a red skull, whatās there not to recognizeš
imagine steve facing the red skull now, at the end of his journey, and sacrificing the serum in order to obtain the soul stone and come full circle. and then deserumed steve wielding the mjolnir in the battle against thanos, proving that his worth always came from within. the power that couldāve had, the intelligence.
iād honestly take anything over literally yeeting two women off of a cliff, two years in a row.
felt that
More Than He Loves Himself (2968 words) by tabbytabbytabby Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski, Kate Argent, Jordan Parrish Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Hurt No Comfort, Blood and Injury, Heavy Angst, Grief/Mourning, Bad Things Happen Bingo, Character Death, seriously, Itās Pain, Warning: Kate Argent, Sad, Bittersweet Ending, to me at least Series: Part 24 of Bad Things Happen Bingo 2 Summary:
When Stiles gets kidnapped Derek is determined to protect him. Unfortunately, it might not be enough for either of them.
For @lovelylittlegrim. For @badthingshappenbingo. Card under the cut
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The blanket fort
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2KjLaBz
by Smowkie
Derek comes home to Stiles building a blanket fort. Itās very cozy.
Written for the prompt āOh god I hope Iām not late for this, my phone kept messing me up, okay, lets try this for the forth time. Non-Sexual Intimacy - Prompt List! Aās 11. Butterfly kisses, Bās 5. In a blanket fort, Cās 9. To make/prove a point. Thank you ā”ā”ā”ā
Words: 1317, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Pillow & Blanket Forts, Cuddling & Snuggling
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2KjLaBz
use the right knives when you cook please
iām not kidding and iām not being mean iām watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots, and theyāre using butcher knives, and i justā¦ I cook a lot and I donāt own a butcher knife, Iāve never had one, Iāve never needed one. I donāt cleave throughā¦ bone like. please
like listen, this set is $18.99 with the coupon it has available right now. unless you do a lot of cooking in which case youāre not the target audience of this post you donāt need more knives than this likeā¦ please
from left to right:Ā
paring knife: itās good for small cuts. deseeding a jalapeno, cutting up strawberries.
utility knife: allegedly these make cutting tomatoes easier. i donāt actually find cutting tomatoes difficult, so i donāt know. i use it mostly for trimming meat.
santoku knife: this is essentially a chefās knife with a straight blade. itās good for veggies.Ā
chefās knife: i use a chefās knife for almost everything. it can chop a head of romaine and it can cut a chicken breast in half. whatever. just donāt use it for tiny shit.Ā
slicing knife: good for slicing cooked meats
bread knife: bread
itās also gay.
and hereās a cutting board with a knife sharpener.Ā keeping your knives sharp is a good idea because cuts from dull knives are harder to treat, are more likely to get infected, and are more painful over time. cuts happen but you can reduce your risks
Who wants to get me some knives?
Gay knives save lives
if ur gonna do it wrong, might as well just
Oh you are so blocked right now
When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know sheās safe.
When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You canāt go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.
When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesnāt need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.
When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!
People misgendering a dog: Oh my god Iām sorry it wasnāt intentional! I didnāt know :/
People misgendering a trans person: Uuuuh idc get over it
This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you donāt attempt it again
Iāve been told this before and my response wasĀ āSounds great. Glad we agree.ā they always look immediately shaken and surprised.
Letās play nudes and numbers!
Send pics of your whatever with a number, and Iāll post a response to the number withou posting the pic!
Send to messages šš
Remember when I said I was procrastinatingā¦. yeah
lol my DMās are open and so is my cash app š
i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch
Iāve seen this several times on my dash and always with southerners being confused in the tags why the rest of the US is like this, and as a southerner, I have to say, SAME. Like, thereās plenty to hate about the south, donāt get me wrong, but at least in general we have public courtesy down to a science. I ordered at a Sonic out West once and the guy specifically had someone take over his headset so he could come out and shake my hand because he was from Tennessee and it was the first time since he moved West that he heard anyone sayĀ āYes sir.ā And itās justā¦. Automatic for me? And this polite smile thing, people will jump and glare and Iām just trying to be friendly not awkward? What else is a socially anxious southern child to do upon accidentally making eye contact? Look down and hurry away? Isnāt that rude??? Someone explain why is smiling met with such anger I am confused and afraid.
Exactly!! When I moved to Missouri I was baffled at how rude everyone is! Like I saw someone I knew at Walmart and stopped to chat and they didnāt even stop! They just went āhiā and moved on. Like????
And when I moved here I made cookies for the neighborhood, cuz thatās what you do and the first place I went they said āwe donāt eat things with sugarā and shut the door.
Like why do yāall hate everyone so much?
Iām Canadian and am also confused
Well yeah everyone knows Canadians are the friendliest people in the world
Iām from Indiana and Iām pretty sure if you donāt talk to someone you know In Wal-Mart for at least 5 minutes you go to jail
No but that would still be rude in kentucky
You are expected to talk for at least 15 minutes, say goodbye (like, a ātake care yāall, tell me how that knee is doinā) and then you talk for another ten minutes, move a little further apart and say goodbye again (āwell I better get going tell your nana I said hiā) and then you talk for a while and say goodbye one more time (āIāll see yāall at church on Sunday/school/Jo-mart/Nanaās funeralā) and move on to the next person
And donāt even get me started on food etiquette
Itās not a south v. west thing, itās a city thing. Thatās why New Yorkers are the purest version of this. And itās why I get both sides. I grew up in a small town in Northern California, and it was proud of all the small town things āĀ āyou can leave your door unlockedā and all that. I got a job for a while as a bank teller, and this coworker of mine had moved there from New York. I liked him (I tend to get along with folks) but a lot of people thought he was rude.Ā āshortāĀ āimpatientā evenĀ ābruskā were some descriptions of him, not just from our coworkers, but from the bank customers too. They complained because he always rushed them, never wanted to make small talk, etc. One day I was working next to him, and I heard him verbally pushing yet another customer along, just racing him through the transaction against his will, and I thought, Iām gonna say something to him about it. As soon as the customer left though, before I could say anything, my coworker goesĀ ādamn I hate people like that, get toĀ the front of the line and want to tell me their whole life story. So RUDE!ā So I say something like, how is he the one that was rude to you? And goes, like he canāt believe how stupid Iām being,Ā ā not to me, to all those people in line behind himĀ that want to finish up here and get on with the rest of their day! Youāre at the bank, you know why youāre here, you step up, you do a polite greeting and get the fuck down to business. Everybody has shit to do, and they canāt do it until you shut up about your life story that zero people drove down here to listen to. Itās so selfish! I canāt stand people like thatā Ā Since then, Iāve lived in San Francisco, and L.A., and Montgomery Alabama, and Germany and Portland and Oakland and a bunch of little ass towns like Suisun Ca, and Kenwood and all kinds of places, Santa Cruz and Rohnert Park. And Iāve thought about the thing that guy started me noticing. Itās true. The closer in to a city (and the larger the city) the more the concept of polite changes fromĀ āhow you are effecting the person you are communicating withā toĀ āhow you are effecting the people packed in around youā In Oakland there are like, zero grocery stores (Oakland is literally documented as aĀ āfood desertā) and so the best grocery store in Berkeley is also a favorite grocery store of Oakland residents and it isā¦ full. Youāll spend a full 30 minutes in the snake of cars circling around in the parking lot waiting for somebody to finish shopping and leave so a parking spot opens up. Once inside, itās more of the same. Shopping carts are cart-front to ass cheek. You literally canāt reach onto a shelf for a box of cereal without waiting for somebody to give you a break in traffic. Sometimes you get stuck standing in a single spot for several minutes, boxed in on all sides.Ā Iāve only been twice, and I swear to all holy gods that if I saw two people trying to catch up on chit chat while we all tried to maneuver around them, I would been reaching for my murdering stick. Itās called skype motherfuckers, go the fuck home and talk to each other, jfc, the rest of us are trying to make a deadline for some other shit we gotta get done today. Now, going back home, to small town Nor Cal, yeah, I donāt want to be rude, Iām gonna stop and say hi, Iām gonna ask about your family, Iām gonna rack my brain and remember that you had a sick cat or a trip you were trying to take or an interest in boats, and Iām gonna ask about that shit, fuck yeah tell me about how the tomatoes are coming in this year, I hear the birds are worse than ever. Anyway, city folk aināt rude, they just polite different; suitable for city life.
This is such a great explanation, and really important.
I'm looking for this one fic where Stiles has three wishes, and he keeps wishing stuff for Derek on accident. Except the last one where he gets a niffler? ??
Hey nonnie! @yodas-yo-yo found this one, its on of theirs!
putĀ āem together and what have you got? by yodasyoyo
(2/2 | 11,162 | Teen | Sterek)
āOh, bibbidi bobbidi fuck you.ā
Unsurprisingly, Stilesā fairy godmother is a menace.
