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@brassicaceae-and-moss
What I’ve learned from my Minecraft posts is that everyone is judging me for carrying five pickaxes at once.
Do y’all not burn through pickaxes like crazy when you’re mining?
Or you can keep six pickaxes in your hot bar and not have to stop for even one second when one of them breaks because then you can just switch to the next one
we are so back. no new developments I just have a gut feeling
we are so back. no
new developments I just
have a gut feeling
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard
oh this was about someone specific
you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard
'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE
‘disembowel’ is
such a good word. y'know your
bowels? they are GONE
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
okay
Donkey heaven is the same as Ocnus hell it’s very efficient
Donkey heaven is
the same as Ocnus hell it’s
very efficient
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky
this website feels like home
Arrest everyone involved.
Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.
People killed: around three quarters of a million.
world’s most evil man and I’m not being hyperbolic
@isuggesteatingtherich
i have a suggestion
YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE
consuming media like
What is prev to you?
the smell of woodsmoke in the dark
sunlight glittering on drifts of snow
opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio
daisies in a mason jar
the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast
blank notebook with a leather cover
a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass
a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight
playlist that makes sense to no one else
yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river
silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets
a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway
the sexual tension between me and a good set of kitchen knives
Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.
We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao
hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking
I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!
but then who would i be
Large Japanese Carved Ivory Okimono of a Human Skull
Meiji period (1868-1912) circa 1900
Size: 13cm high, 14cm deep, 12.5cm wide – 5 ins high, 5½ ins deep, 4¾ ins wide
I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue
