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thevampirecrow

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

synthfagz

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

bilesandthesourwolf

i can never leave this place

nohoperadio

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

underfell

my eyes literally burn from drawing them

adderall-juice

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

blogspede

here you go sir

adderall-juice

thank you

deepfrieddeltarunememes

susie both hates sans and thinks sans is fucking funny lol

thaltro

can you pls stop posting whwn im w*rking? i need to beat wveryone in being first like thanksies

(thia is a jokw pls domt kill me plsplsplspls)

No. You are dead to me because you are employed. How can you be superior to me. Not on my blog, not on my blog, no no no

It’s nightwatch not nightWORKING

To the atomized pit with you. Heretic.

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

squeakitties

i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsel.

Prunsel’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsel “spoke”, the music completely cut out and instead of text it was an ominous red glow emanating from the text box

squeakitties

entryno17

literally uncontrollably obsessed with prunsel

gaylor-moon

grippy3000

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

grippy3000

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

pettyartist

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

nentuaby

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.