Your Princess is in Another Castle

Hi, I’m Katie. I’ve been going through an existential crisis since the early 90s. I drink and make bad decisions. Will cry at cat pictures. ✌️

[brbsleeping7years]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[brbsleeping7years]

long day at work 😩

[segamascott]

[lakevida]

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

[loop-counter]

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2 Loops!

[lakevida]

not the time.

[mindofjson]

TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??

UGHH!!

[avvocarlo]

bro

[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[cheddar-baby]

Bark for me dog

[draconym]

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

[mantis-lizbian]

between my thighs

[girlballs-archive]

[correctopinionhaver]

[oldbookist]

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

[omgthatdress]

this will forever be what I think of whenever someone mentions the Seine

[flurty]

[bubbleteavangelist]

[american-boyboss]

[coughloop]

Come to think of it I DO love phone more than god

[dealer-of-soup]