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@breadstick-s
Coming back from my grave to say this whole year has been. So fucking bad oh my god. And this week has been one of the top 5 worsts. I am. God I am so tired emotionally and physically. Praying to whichever god is hearing me that this is going to get better. I need this to get better
reblog if you need a hug
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug
Anyone on this hellsite know what to do when you can’t sleep and are sad as fuck
WALLPAPERS ANIMAIS/ANIMALS | DÊ LIKE!
OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES
Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean
But consider:
Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them.
Percy at the ocean: Fuck off
Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet.
Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget.
Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow.
Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.
Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island.
The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y'ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME
how did this get 4k notes
Some more examples:
Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read
Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill
Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.
[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]
Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?
[After said sparing match]
Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk
Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me
Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-
Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution
Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:
You are my dad,
YOURE MY DAD!
boogie woogie woogie
Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!
Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions
percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!
grover: posideon quivers before him!
percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF
chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????
Percy: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!
Thalia: I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
It just keeps getting better
Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?
Chiron: *gives up*
Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry? Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!
Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’ —- Mitchel, at lunch : And they were roommates The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates
Chiron: ???? What just happened ??? They were all in sync ???? Roommates ??? —-
Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?
Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.
*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*
Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk
Chiron: *fucking runs*
Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*
Chiron: Where did you even get that-
Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE
Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.
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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]
Leo: [blows it away]
Jason: Adam-
Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.
Travis: [strutting]
Connor: make them wait for it, Travis…
Travis: [turns]
Connor: Boom
Chiron: if you wanted to get a catwalk, I’m sure we could get one near the Campfire. I’m sure the Aphrodite campers will also get great use of it.
Two particularly ballsy campers:
“HEY ZEUS! YOU’RE NO GOOD, ZEUS!”
“YOU’LL NEVER BE SHIT!”
“YOU’RE JUST! LIKE! YA FATHAH!”
*Super-loud thunderclap, they both run to the nearest building*
omfg that one got me
during the announcements at dinner:
an equally ballsy camper: sHUT UP!
Mr D: who are you telling shut up to? are you telling me to shut up?
Chiron: Okay, calm down, there’s no reason to be angry. They’re only young.
Luke: *scrapping with Percy and being evil*
Percy: tHIS IS WHY YOUR DAD DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Annabeth to Percy: What the FUCK is UP Kyle? No, what did you say- What the F U C K dude? Step the fuCK UP
Chiron: ?????????
lil matt damon SNAPPED
He looks exactly like Matt Damon
the finger points 😭😭
Him and this gif have the same energy
He dragged him for not listening lmao
This whole bit is the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire like please go watch his entire Netflix special
This part is just perfect for the whole series.
N O T A N Y M O R E
toa: trials of apollo
tbm: the burning maze
wtfiurnwdyswtfdstfur: what the FUCK is up RICK no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP RICK
hashtag animashun
You know it’s a good animation when I knew what song it was by the movements alone without turning on sound.
I would move heaven and earth for you, mi amigo
I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.
Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.
Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.
Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.
So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old
10/10
holyshit
it is based on Hamlet, so yes.
da fuq?
Being late is the most terrifying thing in the world when you’re a virgin because the only thing you think is “Oh my God, I’m the next Virgin Mary, call the Vatican”
“I don’t want to be the next Virgin Mary I’m not even religious fuck this” literally every time
shay: allura keeps on sending me bad memes but i can’t block her because she’s my gf and i love her more than the sun and the stars
if you’re attracted to multiple genders prepare yourself because black panther will attack you on all sides everyone is so hot
