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♔Bri♔24♔cis♔embracing the three t(hreat)'s: tired, thirsty, and touch-starved

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

[lazycranberrydoodles]

find me on youtube / follow for more angst bait that turns out to be shitposts <3

[brealarue]

The way I’m trying so hard to not accidentally block an actual person and not bots lately 😭😭😭

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[brealarue]

The p0rn bots are back??????

[angel-advise]

that's it. put on the pizza hut maid outfit.

[jame7t]

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

[nongunktional]

both kinds?

[jame7t]

…there’s two?

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

hang on let me google something real quick

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

we should all implode and die forever actually

[ajani]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

this guy radicalized me

[hualian-paracetamol600mg]

canon.no 🧢

[feanarotherindion]

mxtx guys be really living their wattpad girlie dreams

lwj literally wrote a song about the hot dude in the class, named it after their ship name and got to marry the said hot dude from the class.

hua cheng created multiple fan art of his idol, sent him thousands of fan mails (lanterns), fought xie lian antis, and married his idol who was also an emperor by the end of the story.

and in scum villian i can't even decide who was the wattpad girlie in the story. shen yuan who married the supposed player, bingbing who banged his milf teacher or shang qinghua who married the rich sugar daddy who was also his literal dream guy?

[deadmegumi]

"vampires will never hurt you" what if I want the vampires to hurt me. What if I want the vampires to f

[shock]

[brealarue]

Gotta finally clean this place up again if I’m going to be active like I used to 💀

[lgbtqiatext]

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[pinkcatminht]

[piosplayhouse]

I think one of the biggest sells for mdzs is the fact that one of the characters is really mad about being gay but not because of internalized homophobia it's just because hes a hall monitor and his crush is the class clown

[skellydun]

everything i’ve learned about misha collins has been against my will but everything i’ve learned about him has ended up being false so i really know nothing about the man and i’d like to keep it that way