just me

I have a cardboard cutout addiction

[incorrectbuckoarchive]

[mittenfoot]

[cactusjubilee]

[mmilhouse]

as a gamer i refuse to drink anything unless its in my sippy mug

[aquagrunt]

​finally something we gamers can drink out of

[vhaufniensis]

oh thank god… im so thirsty……

[gif87a-com]

[ambris]

This can’t be topped

[aidashakur]

[sheabuttabae]

I’m digging this concept.

[mauve-mornings-deactivated20200]

Why y’all ain’t tell me this earlier

[blahhbitch-deactivated20200907]

Shiitttttt

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[dangerous-tangerine]

SCP 

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

[wickerwight]

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

[canyalltexteachother]

real talk, superheroes can be so focused on stupid shit sometimes…arms dealers this, drug dealers that… take down the fucking government already you stupid bitches!!

[charlesoberonn]

[cartoonpolitics]

“Masculine and feminine roles are not biologically fixed but socially constructed.” .. (Judith Butler)

[tanasinn0108-deactivated2019022]

Hey look, a political comic that matters

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fullmetalfisting]

My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth wedding.

[rashemibabe]

LMFAO

[stevenbuckys]

[enigmaticpink]

Harold she's a lesbian

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[emmersdrawberry]

all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d be like ‘no thanks i dont smoke’ and they’d be like ‘ok cool’ and never bother me about it again

drinkers? NO CHILL AT ALL. even into adulthood people act like i’ve slain their child when i say i am completely sober. like every single time i’ve said no to drinking some person is like ‘what about jello shots there’s barely any in it’ or they’ll leave me a solo cup of wine ‘in case you change your mind’ and when by the end of the night i haven’t had it they’re all ‘you didn’t want any?’ LIKE? YAH I SAID I DIDNT? 

anti drug psa’s are fine but they gotta talk about drinking too bc never once did anyone i know who did drugs push me to do it too but everyone i tell i am sober tries to find a way to get me to drink like i said ‘i am sober but change my mind’ or smth 

[unoffical-marvel]

Tony: I can’t believe you and Bucky broke the bed last night. It must’ve been wild.

Steve, laughing nervously: uh.... Yeah.

[Last night]

Steve: There’s no way you can jump on the bed high enough to touch the ceiling without hitting your head, Bucky.

Bucky, standing on the bed: Try me, old man!

[throwbackblr]

[blunt-hammer]

isnt that kid a drug addict now?

[ruinedchildhood]

No. He is a national treasure.

We must protect him at ALL costs.

[muffinlymusings]

I can’t even fully express my love for Macaulay Culkin. I loved his recent interviews with Jimmy Fallon and with Ellen (in one of them he’s wearing red nail polish and I just love that about him too), I love his website bunnyears.com, I especially love him in Party Monster and in Saved, I love that he was in a Velvet Underground cover band called Pizza Underground that changed all the lyrics to be about pizza, and I love how weird and awkward he is.

[keenarnor]

He also shows up in Redlettermedia vids and he’s always fun in them

[aphony-cree]

Tabloids said Culkin had a $6,000 a day heroin addiction, Culkin has been very vocal about denying that he was ever addicted to heroin

If you don’t know about Macaulay Culkin’s childhood other than “he was the richest child actor of his time” please take a minute to read this

When Home Alone was at the height of its fame I saw him on a talk show saying he slept on the couch at home. His dad, who’d insisted on being on the panel with him, laughed it off as “we’d fallen on hard times but we’ll be moving to a bigger place soon.” Macaulay later said “He wanted me to know and my brother to know that he was in charge and that if he didn’t want us to sleep on a bed, we weren’t going to sleep on a bed.”

His father, Kit, was also a child actor but never made it very far. He insisted on being Macaulay’s manager and simultaneously hated him for being talented and pressured him to be famous so he could get rich 

Macaulay has said he has scars from his father’s physical abuse

All the kids were forced into acting but Macaulay and Keiran were the most successful. Thier father would book them for acting work without discussing it with them, and after long days on set they’d have to sit with their father for hours planning for the next day’s work. They rarely had any free time 

When his parents filed for divorce the custody battle focused mainly on who would get to be the kids’ manager because that person got 15% of their earnings. It’s unknown if his mother’s motives were financial or trying to keep their father from having a position of power over them, but his father’s motives were definitely financial

Macaulay hasn’t spoken to his father in 25 years and doesn’t know if he ever will. In response, his father told reporters “I no longer consider him my son”

All the stuff about Macaulay being a has-been who can’t find work is untrue. He’s still persued for acting parts but is very selective about which projects he gets involved in. He’s turned down roles that went on to make millions, including a lead in The Big Bang Theory. He has no regrets about passing on those roles and says his happiness is worth more to him

I fully support Macaulay Culkin being a goofy guy who does the work he wants to do and uses what’s left of his childhood earnings to relax and enjoy life

[radical-eve]

[gridbugged-deactivated20200707]

Source (x) (x)

[missreaddevil]

I want one.

[shinvermouthea]

thought that said angels, which is objectively cooler

[moonlace]

This post went from cyberpunk dystopia to fantasy revolution real quick

[fuzzymiraclebanana]

Holy shit take a look at some of the other things on that page that people have made. If the face bedazzling, the specific clothing patterns, the projector that gives you multifaces (like that one keanu reeves movie), or the other crazy masks aren’t a sign of a growing cyberpunk distopia era I don’t know what is.

I wish we didn’t have to live in any dystopian future but I would rather us slowly grow into a cyberpunk one rather than the shitty one we currently have…

[shieldmaiden19]

Do you realize how important this is though?! Like, the society-wide social upheaval happening in Sudan, Hong Kong, Lebanon, and Iraq will happen in the US. Not ‘might’ - WILL. And all of us will have to make a choice between sitting out or risking our lives against our government. These designers are giving current and future protestors the protections necessary to fight for their rights without governments annihilating their families and their lives and that’s amazing.

Yes it’s dystopic. Reality is too - suck it up. And let’s take these tools and get to fucking protesting