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[brittsfailurebydesign]

I’m alive. Had another kid 6 months ago.

Life is cool.

[marshmallowpuff]

I could never watch wrestling because I would just keep getting frustrated by the fact that they never start sucking and fucking even though i KNOW they want to

[marshmallowpuff]

Like what is this??? Is this wrestling??? I dont know and I cant watch it because it makes me too horny!!

[brittsfailurebydesign]

Guess who found out they have a praise kink

[morabbots]

DOCTOR WHO | 1.10 “The Doctor Dances”

[iskierka]

i’m sorry but you just can’t demand to know every detail of someone’s personal life so that you can evaluate whether or not it’s acceptable for them to be reading or shipping or watching something. you’re not actually entitled to the intimate details of the lives of strangers on the internet

[mikkeneko]

[gifmovie]

[halodite]

i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

[hakuteeth]

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

[hakuteeth]

Things that actually work if u try at them:

Drinking water

No longer making self deprecating jokes

Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather

Lighting candles

Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack

Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

[justummsomeguy]

Taking a shower if you can, putting clean clothes on if you can’t, even just a clean set of pjs. Washing your face.

[o-lanterns]

A couple weeks ago I was in a major depressive slump and was feeling really detached from reality. I was trying so hard to fight it but nothing I tried worked until I realized I hadn’t listened to any happy music in almost a week.

I didn’t feel like listening to anything at all but I put on my favorite playlist anyway. Take On Me started and I finger stimmed to the keyboard riff and hummed along and by the end of the song I was smiling. A few more songs and I was fully singing along and feeling more present than I had in days.

Even if it seems small and trivial, like putting on your favorite socks or looking up pictures of kittens, it might be something you need. Of course the music didn’t solve any of the problems I was upset about, but it did help me feel like I was a person again.

[drtief]

This isn’t one of those “must be good to be neurotypical” posts btw, these are small and accessible steps that can really help.

[writing-prompt-s]

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

[anotherhawk]

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

[nehirose]

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

[justcatposts]

What is dat *aggressively scuttles* 

(via)

[thehappymediumsteapot]

I still contend that this is, in fact, the best video on the internet, period. The sheer comedic timing. The knowledge that it cannot possibly have been constructed. The very human expression Pallas cats’ round pupils give them. And the backstory that this was literally the first footage captured by this camera in this placement, that this is the cat immediately noticing his environment has been changed and investigating with all the suspicion of a grumpy old gardener whose gnomes have been moved again…. *chef’s kiss*

[hillnerd]

i watch this about 10 times every time it passes my dash

[babyanimalgifs]

A wild fox discovered in a fisherman’s bag after eating all the fish 

(Source)

[foxpost-generator]

crimes

[great-and-small]

“Do what you must, I have already won”

[quietpinetrees]

[drachenmagier]

I couldn’t resist this. The idea of space sirens and starmaids just make me want to grab pen and paper instantly. So, this is how I enjoyed my free Sunday. <3 My thanks for @quietpinetrees for the wonderful inspiration.

Scanned and coloured version, traditional media, A4-ish

[quietpinetrees]

As a writer, very little brings me as much joy as being the inspiration for someone else’s creativity. I want to thank @drachenmagier for sharing this magnificent art with the world.

I hope everyone inspired by my writing to create something of their own is kind enough to share it.

[valtharr]

Pet peeve: When people include Cthulhu in the list of creatures Aquaman can control. Dagon? Hydra? Maybe. Cthulhu? No. Cthulhu isn’t a sea creature. Cthulhu doesn’t live in the ocean. He’s trapped down there! That’s the whole point! R’lyeh has sunken beneath the sea and Cthulhu sleeps there until the stars are right and the city comes back up. He doesn’t live in the ocean! If I trap someone in a box and then throw the box into the ocean, the person in there doesn’t suddenly become a sea creature!

[cthulhu]

please free me the ocean is terrible and I hate it

[hungryjokerr]

[tr0picalst0rm-deactivated201605]

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

[idiona]

Do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes.

[maakaniart-deactivated20221025]

I just wish I could learn every language and all the histories and about everyone’s food and folklore and… 😔 but i only have one brain and it is small and malfunctioning

[did-you-know]

Taking a few moments to pause and observe nature can improve your mood.

Literally ‘stopping and smelling the roses’ or noticing things like a bird, a house plant, a dandelion in the side- walk, or just the sun shining through the window can boost your happiness and well-being.

(Source, Source 2)