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Welcome to the coziest time of year, friends.

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THE ‘SEXY’ HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST

Halloween weekend is probably the biggest party weekend of the year in San Francisco (check out our guide to the best events) . Why? Because it’s the last good weather of ‘SF summer’ before November hits, because daylight savings time always arrives at midnight giving everyone an extra hour to party, because wearing costumes and playing a different character each night is as San Franciscan as it comes. This year is particularly insane because Halloween is on a Monday.

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5 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR FEMININE RAGE

Do you often wake up each morning quivering with Feminine Rage?

I know I do.

For all you women, men, neithers, in-betweens, children, teens and furries who find yourself feeling Feminine Rage to a degree that you have to make it a proper noun, there is hope.

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WAS THE NEW ROCKY HORROR REMAKE REALLY NECESSARY?

Sometimes I shake my head in wonder over the fact that the same company which offers the virulently right wing (and dishonest) Fox News Channel also offers the Fox Network, home to edgy shows like The Simpsons and the groundbreaking, progressive LGBT song fest Glee.

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BERNIE WROTE A WONDERFUL OP-ED TO HIS SUPPORTERS, TELLS IT HOW IT IS

The LA Times published an opinion piece by former Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders. Sanders felt the need to explain to his millions of loyal fans that letting Donald Trump win the Presidency was just not an option.  And that inaction now, is not going to change anything. 

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ARE YOU BRAVE OR CRAZY ENOUGH TO WRITE A NOVEL IN 30 DAYS?

November is fast approaching and in the nerdy Bay Area that means novel writing season. This is the time of year when National Novel Writing Month-ers attempt the heroic and seemly impossible task of writing the first draft of a 50,000 word novel in a single month. 

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SILICON VALLEY FASHION WEEK?! IS THE WEIRDEST FASHION SHOW ON EARTH

Well it’s happening again. Quite assuredly the weirdest fashion show on earth, Silicon Valley Fashion Week?! is back for its second year. Is it real? Is it a joke? The answer is yes.

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name a more iconic duo…i’ll wait

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I will pay five dollars IN CASH to watch Martha Stewart get high as fuck and make crafts with Snoop.

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Yes.

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FIVETHIRTYEIGHT POLL CONFIRMS HILLARY CLINTON IS ANTICHRIST

Puny humans! My Antichrist is revealed in a recent FiveThirtyEight “polls-plus” forecast. As you can plainly see above from a recent FiveThirtyEight forecast, My great false messiah is revealed to be your Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, thus ensuring her complete victory over competing false prophet Donald Trump and ushering in My permanent new society of recreational marijuana, homosexual agenda and hydraulic fracking.

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25 BEST LAZY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

Halloween is almost here and many of you are starting to think about costume ideas.  If you’re broke, enjoy puns, or if you’re simply a very lazy person, here are some incredible DIY, last minute costume ideas to run with.  Enjoy responsibly.

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SAN FRANCISCO’S TOP 10 CLASSIC CHEAP EATS

A few years when GQ Magazine said that San Francisco was experiencing the nation’s most exciting food movement, it just solidified what most people already knew: San Francisco is a food lover’s paradise. In a city that supposedly has more restaurants per capita than anywhere else in the US, it’s no surprise that cuisine options are nearly as varied as they are abundant. But let’s face it, most people can’t afford to eat at Gary Danko or Boulevard very often (if ever!) especially budget travelers. Luckily The City has some pretty incredible cheap eats. From classic greasy spoon diners to Burmese food to burritos the following are San Francisco staples that have been keeping it’s broke-asses fed for years.

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Does eating vegetables really “count” if they’re deep fried?

Vegetables are delicious. Particularly when they’re covered in batter, drenched in grease and served extra crispy with dipping sauce. Oh, is that not even a vegetable anymore? According to cardiologists, frying your vegetables pretty much takes out all of the nutrition. Thankfully, if you wanna make your vegetables tasty and maintain the health factor, there’s a trick you can try. 

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THE 2016 BROKE-ASS STUART VOTER GUIDE

Boo!  Chilling October greetings, dear broke-asses.  As the veil between the two worlds begins to lift, frights abound: stirrings in the shadows, shrieks and cackles, blondes sipping pumpkin spice in Uggs, and just as the departed pull back the slabs of their tombs… the November 8th General Election! <cue thunder/ lighting>

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HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT’S SEXUAL ASSAULT?

Locker room talk. Flirting. Masculinity. Aggression. Compliments. Boys will be boys. In the US and abroad, we’ve developed language to describe what we see, how we feel, and to describe situations. As a natural course in society, often we say things we don’t mean or confuse the purpose of that language. A particular phrase that seems to be coming up more frequently (praise be to the Liberal Internet that we are putting it out there)  is “sexual assault”.

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Welch told BuzzFeed News he got the idea while on the internet “trying to find an aspect of white culture to poke fun at for culture day.”

“The idea just happened to dawn on me, and I knew I had to do it,” he said.

“Being a huge advocate for social justice, I was excited to come to school and participate in some grass roots activism,” Welch said.

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Ah, youth.

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A SAN FRANCISCO GHOST HUNT, IN PACIFIC HEIGHTS

Most people don’t know much about the places in which they live, which is a travesty considering how interesting places like San Francisco are. But you know what the best way is to force some history on people?

Murder.

That’s why I went on the San Francisco Ghost Hunt Walking Tour.

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