slow & sloppy wins the race

Dalaina/Dante | white | tme | 26 | he/she/they 🛌

[bromblecomble]

captain-slime -> bromblecomble

[t4timekeeper]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

[sinisterposting]

[dredsina]

Ohhhh a brasshopper

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

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[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[fiore-firelily]

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[haltmann]

“whoa do you see what they’re wearing at the met gala-”

[mypoorcanary]

I'm the Beatboxing Puppy.

[sonny-whorezik]

Girl We Been Knowing How To Draw

[eyelessseraphim]

starting a collection

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[akashicrecord]

We've changed! Healthcare.gov is moving to BigAssTits.com

[ft-rj]

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

[stroebe2]

Tomorrow is April 14th don't forget to leave out ambient works for Aphex Twin to select tonight