Actually I have been thinking about Greyson he’s just such a guy. He’s the most boring man in existence he got kicked out of college for jumping into someone’s car (he died immediately upon impact) he had horn implants and dyed his hair black he was a fugitive from the law. He did deep state investigative work in a prison themed nightclub and IMMEDIATELY fucked the scariest woman in the room. He still thinks about her constantly. According to legal records he crashed a bus killing dozens (no he didn’t) and collaborated with domestic terrorists (yes he did). His parents don’t know he exists and he was raised by the robot that controls the world, who his also his bestest friend. He’s the most specialest boy in the universe. He has survived several assassination attempts. He is a dead prophet he lives in a cave for like a month with his buddies and when the plot says “it’s time to go to space” he just decides to chill out on a boat instead. I love him he’s PERFECT.
