[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[good-gamers]

[theehorsepusssy]

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[fuckedelf]

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

[cutecipher]

[cinema-concrete]

[segamascott]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[fadedlovemp3]

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[miamaimania]

“Cheeto Tiger” — glazed ceramic figurine on white ◈

[official-keyes]

this happens to her because she behaves badly

[samlickereightyone]