bruh.

I gave up caring about this a long time ago. find whatever the fuck I feel like sharing. my main source for fan fiction. Sterek is life. Tyler Hoechlin is a menace of perfection.

[apokrify]

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

[oarfjsh]

[zvaigzdelasas]

more of onfime’s drawings:

[trashboat]

[c3rvida3]

I love when people see 3,000 year old jewelry or a famous art piece and put it in their #want tag. Like, are you gonna rob a museum? Love you.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[ellewritesfiction]

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

[oxytocindolorosa]

Also an opportunity for practicing your negotiation skills!

“I’ve received an offer elsewhere for x wages, benefits, etc, but I’m highly motivated to work with your company. Would there be a similar availability?”

[wizardpotions]

im transmuting idaho in my wizard basement dont tell the council

YESSS YESSSS YESSSS

[aqueousstar]

@normal-horoscopes

[normal-horoscopes]

ATTENTION, THE COUNCIL HAS DETECTED AN ILLEGAL SPELL. RETURN IDAHO TO ITS ORIGINAL STATE OR FACE THE FULL PUNISHMENT OF WIZARD LAW

[trashytarbosaurus]

[catchymemes]

“My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

[ap-kinda-lit]

Mom priorities

[hyratel]

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

[priscaren]

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[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[aidashakur]

[orangenottangerine]

Heavy is the chest that breasts boobily down the stairs

[roboco-san]

hey babe come look at this (affectionate)

[roboco-san]

hey babe come look at this (mischievous)

[roboco-san]

hey babe come look at this (vengeful)

[danieandflars]

i saw a post on tiktok about dying in battle and your last words to a member of your party is a confession of your love. but then you get resurrected and have to face the consequences. and i want that but like. as a character backstory. you get resurrected which you didn’t realise your cleric could do and the person you’re in love with is like uh hey? and so you pretend to go back unconscious to continue recovering until the party rests for the night and you fuckin’ book it. change your name change your class get a new adventuring party. don’t be suspicious (don’t be suspicious)

everyone thinks you have some dark and edgy backstory but really you’re just an idiot who was so afraid of being rejected that you faked your death.

[lair-master]

I prefer to play characters that are different from myself in some way.

[norvicensiandoran]

[bumblebeerror]

I am suddenly aware that this joke only really makes sense if you know ASL so

20: hold up your thumb and index finger, then press the two together like little bird mouth

22: make peace sign, bounce from left to right

[delphinidin4]

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

We need more positive news to acknowledge that the world is actually getting better little by little. Here are some of the top performing positive news illustrations from 2021.

[1oldbear]

This calls for fireworks and fanfares!

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Excellent, indeed!  We DO need to hear the really good stuff going on!

[thegenderal]

Have we all seen the lyrics to that new grimes song

[thegenderal]

[foxbirdy]

[thegenderal]

If i ever care enough about grimes to lie about her on the internet i need you all to take me out back and shoot me

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[casmick-consequences]

f's in the chat for dean :')