Official Fangirl Trash™

Just all around nerd that loves fiction as a whole with three or so main series-obsessions at a time usually. Sorry not sorry in advance for potential reblog sprees.

[kidciitrix]

i want to pet her feathers so bad..

[christopher-ratto]

So I started watching dungeon meshi...

[mochidoodle]

saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative

[homunculus-argument]

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

[oldblankcanv-deactivated2022011]

May I propose the fill ins?

[rat-in-impossible-location]

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

i found my new favorite post on this website 

[uzuriartonline]

Miguel O’Hara is so 🔥

[maezanilla]

I'm coming home now, I'm coming home 🕷️

[rylandsgrace]

What if i told you this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[funnytwittertweets]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuri-club]

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

[joematar]

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

[normal-horoscopes]

"oh Gordon Ramsay is being performatively angry on kitchen nightmares"

Anyone who has ever met an amateur restaurant owner: They probably have to cut so many slurs from that show. I know ten people like this and they're all dumber than a box of rocks.

[normal-horoscopes]

"these people can't be this stupid it's a trick of the editing."

It's good to be conscious of how reality tv alters our perception of events and makes people into the most sensational versions of themselves. But please understand that "demographic that has enough spare income and misplaced confidence to start a restaurant with zero experience" is the group of people who stormed the capital.

[cargopantsman]

Alright.

Now the first post makes sense.

[connie-banana]

I once worked in a pub where the chip oil was so dirty it was black, but the owner never let us change it because oil costs money.

I was like, you know this is going to catch on fire if we don't change it, right?

And he went, no it won't lol don't worry sweetheart.

It caught on fire.

And after I went about shutting off the gas and getting the extinguisher, I came back to him

About

To throw

A bucket of water on it.

So no. While Kitchen Nightmares is probably edited to enhance the drama, those people are absolutely out there and they are stupider than you can imagine.

[saturnsocoolioyep]

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

[bewareofdragon]

“Oh, he did not just…”

Yes, he did. 

[cardigarden]

Get the fuck outta here

[haliderants]

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people.  Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

[lemon-badgeress]

CHOCOLATE FUCKER’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT

[silima]

katara is down for crime just not down to get caught 😎

[sindri42]

There’s a lot I love about this but the part that made my startle my cat was where the artist gave up and just wrote ‘hand’.

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[mandaladana]

Slab of brittle sea star fossils.

[autismfox]

The look like the stars from Howls moving castle

[thealphapigeon]

Romance isnt dead

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

I don’t know how to tell you this but they are, in fact, dead

[hellolovelyscientist]

Is Firefox OK?

Mozilla’s privacy-heavy browser is flatlining. What it does next is crucial for the future of the web.

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

Despite some of its misses, Firefox still matters. Mozilla is pushing companies to be more private, and its key product is different at its core. The browser market is dominated by Google’s Chromium codebase and its underlying browser engine, Blink, the component that turns code into visual web pages. Microsoft’s Edge Browser, Brave, Vivaldi, and Opera all use adapted versions of Chromium. Apple makes developers use its WebKit browser engine on iOS. Other than that, Firefox’s Gecko browser engine is the only alternative in existence.

“This market needs variety,” Willemsen says. If Firefox diminishes further, there’ll be less competition for Chrome. “We need that difference for open internet standards, for the sake of preventing monopolies,” Willemsen says. Others agree. Everyone we spoke with for this story—inside and outside of Mozilla—says having Firefox flourish makes the web a better place. The trick is figuring out how to get there.

[swholli]

Download and start using Firefox if you don’t already, I made the switch back to Firefox after not using it for years and being a chrome person until 2020 and have never regretted it

[cipheramnesia]

You can block YouTube and Hulu ads on Firefox.

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet