The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didnât know how to crack an egg, but Iâm a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but Iâd seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it canât be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly youâre supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said âwhat the fuck, Dion?â
dion: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, aquarius, pisces
ms. lindsey: cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius












