☽ V i n c e n t V a n H o e ☾

Julia (she/her). Bruno Mars College '18.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

[hellokrissi]

dion: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, aquarius, pisces

ms. lindsey: cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius

[chrliekclly]

[1111-deactivated20171231]

i like bofa jokes but i dont make them bc i was raised in a strict updog family

[electronicaerotica-deactivated2]

two households both alike in dignity

[kingjaffejoffer]

[lord-kitschener]

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

[kohras-deactivated20160624]

madameatomicbomb:

spooktier:

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

Never change, New Orleans.

[leviage]

me: I’m mentally ill and struggling to get the energy to do tasks that are necessary for my everyday life

a neurotypical: having you considering taking on several time consuming and tiring hobbies, such as running, getting up at 5am to do yoga, and making green smoothies with 20 ingredients every day

[mrsjakegyllenhaal-deactivated20]

[jarrodrc]

Alek Wek at Yohji Yamamoto, Spring 2004

[clownfvcker]

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

H&M unisex collection

I love this so much 

[azriona]

I want to watch this for the next century.

[brujajajulia]

finally, the unisex canadian tuxedo line we all deserve

[beesmygod]

guillotines

[brujajajulia]

found some extremely good discourse on the matter and i would like to share:

[end0skeletal]

Have some weird-lookin’ birds.

1. Potoo 2. Knobbed Hornbill 3. Superb bird of paradise 4. Andean cock-of-the-rock 5. Magnificent frigatebird 6. King vulture 7. Bearded vulture 8. Cassowary 9. Shoebill 10. Rhinoceros hornbill

[terriamon]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i only know about this man from the occasional screenshot of his videos and im convinced he is a government experiment that got loose

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

They Don’t call him the L.A. Beast for No reason

[awwww-cute]

My dad just posted this mythical beast he spotted in his yard. He calls it Simba. (Source: http://ift.tt/2qpA9XI)

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[archivenet]