For The Children Who Never Grew Up

I’m not a One-Fandom kinda girl. I like to spread the love. Also my bio pic is me holding a bag of food :)

[nyuisnt]

Bro is onto nothing!!

[avatarofthearchives]

Elias, Martin, Gertrude, Sasha, Basira, and Daisy, are characters that were made to be in a serious horror podcast.

Jon, Gerard, Tim, Georgie, and Melanie were all made to be in an episode of Scooby Doo and are tormented greatly by the fact that they're characters in a serious horror podcast.

[maelancoli]

trinity santos is a study in fandom misogyny because they gave her all the characteristics fandoms usually salivate for in men, being gruff, quippy and misunderstood with a tragic backstory but a heart of gold beneath it all. they put all this into her AND let her be a lesbian. she's everything you could ever want in a character but she's not a man so half the fandom either hates her or constantly mischaracterizes her as petty, callous and aggressive while doing mental gymnastics to baby the male characters around her

[casgirl]

I think that within hours misha collins is going to say on Twitter that he is straight and very sorry about it but will also simultaneously like and make cryptic comments on dozens of tweets about him being bi because he’s gotten addicted to the rush of queerbaiting over the last 12 years

[casgirl]

RUN ME MY MONEY!

[casgirl]

And happy 4 year anniversary to him coming out as straight as well.

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[citystompers1]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

[memebf]

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

[sigmaleph]

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

[squareallworthy]

Not even to save New York?

[sigmaleph]

what has new york ever done for me

[trynot-moved]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[twiststreet]

"The Fencing World Championships will introduce the "Sword Tip Visualization System." This system was developed by Japanese engineers, used at the Tokyo Olympics, and can track and display the sword tip's movement trajectory without any markers." (X)

[batsandboba]

as someone who doesnt watch a lot of tv shows but does watch a lot of video essays, there is nothing more exciting than a popular tv show ending badly. its like a whalefall for my youtube recommendations. thank you stranger things also sorry that happened

[ficauthor]

[shanesbian]

best of low stakes hollanov headcanons (original post x)

[rec-iio]

AHHH IM SO DEEP IN THE PITT PLEASE DROP YOUR FAVORITE HUCKLEROBBY FANFICS. smut is okay, I just prefer to have some substance too! <3

[haunted-phantom-student]

Most people after finally accepting and acknowledging their homosexuality: Okay time to explore this by meeting other guys and maybe try dating, figure out what I'm into, get some varied experience

Shane Hollander after finally accepting and acknowledging his homosexuality: Okay time to permanantly lock down the only guy I've ever kissed there is not a moment to spare

[jingler]

"this fandom is annoying" every fandom is annoying dipshit. it came free with being passionate about something.

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.