I'm tired let me sleep 😴

||Adult|| reader beware you're in for a scare! Just a human who loves a lot of people and shows. Profile picture by meowlotov Pronouns: They/Them My current fandoms are BNHA,HQ, and She-Ra!

[what-even-is-thiss]

It can either be an herbivore or a herbivore depending on if you want to pronounce your H sounds today

[what-even-is-thiss]

A hotel and an hotel are similar sometimes.

[raccoonmilf]

Hello, I have a question about raccoons and their behavior.

There are three common raccoons that live in a tree right next to my place. I can hear them at night when my screened window is open. My question is can raccoons get through bug screen?

My place is a semi-underground apartment so my kitchen window is at ground level. I'm worried that if i leave good smelling food out while the window is open that the raccoons might try to get through the bug screen. I know they are clever and have dexterous hands, but i don't know their full capabilities. Can a raccoon manage to open/destroy mesh?

Thank you for your time.

Yes, they can easily. They can also easily destroy chicken wire.

[hellfirefuzzy]

this is the first introduction you’re getting of my fursona, Vessel (AKA Ves, they/them)

original meme by bedpup!

[axewithl]

To burn like a supernova.

based on this tweet!!1!2!1!1!1!

Evil thought to think if you ask me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[rocks-n-rolls]

Me: Yeah, so, people purposefully write things that go against all the rules you were taught, composers like Schoenberg or Bartok-

Mozart who I brought back from the dead, with headphones on while eating Doritos: I think I like this stuff they call Jazz Music

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[misericordiia]

shit dude did we lose jesus again

[ramavoite]

Puppet History - "The Deadly Radium Craze"

[bogkeep]

autistic about fashion but not in the way that i have a savant-like understanding and execution of it but the way where none of the rules seem to make any sense or care for my sensory limitations

[bogkeep]

i never had a good grip on how to dress convincingly as a girl, but at least women's fashion leans a lot on "have fun!!! look cute!!! make fun combos!!!!" while all the men's fashion advice is like a big tome of inscrutable arcane rules that micromanages what exact shade of dreary dark gray you are allowed to wear. mayhaps navy if you are being a little silly. if you are a fool. a jester

[bogkeep]

BASED

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[copperbadge]

THE ORANGES

[teashoesandhair]

Time for my biannual freakout about Two Crabs

[raccoonmilf]

Disgusted by the fact that my dad kept pronouncing wiwi as “oui oui” and spoke to the poor baby in a French accent and implied wiwi was French. Absolutely vile.

Look how sad he is

[xonmybullshitx]

Wait, it's not "Oui Oui"? How is it pronounced?

[raccoonmilf]

Like a tiny baby kitty would say it. Kind of nasally. It’s a noise, not a word

[raccoonmilf]

False. Here he is after not hearing the F word for a week

≽^-⩊-^≼

[kuropin]

I have no mouth but i must bicker (continuing from the previous drawings)

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[elois-illust]

[stumpyjoepete]

what the hell

named mcdilda??

[headspace-hotel]

obsessed with this guys understanding of how an atomic bomb works

[shinosarna]

The funny thing is, is that he must've paid enough attention either in school or reading newspapers to like, remember that atom has positively and negatively charged particles inside of it (protons and electrons).

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Les dances à travers le monde

[spamtown-usa]

why did it turn red. thats scary. tumblr creepypasta