fuck everyone else. fish time

🐝🐌🦟🦠Al🕷️🦋🐞🐛 27y/o

[as-if-and-only-if]

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

[carpediemisnicebuticannot]

shfumsifiwkengbsmsjfu3ns

BRAUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

IT'S HIM IN THE FLESH!!!!!!!

AHHHHHH!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[mars-matrix-deactivated20150713]

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[bubbles-3000x]

Something previously never thought possible: knowing french was finally useful at work

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[dubiousdoobie]

@coyoteguuurl

[coyoteguuurl]

let me into your home please i am comfy in blankets

[fishfood22]

hello everybody it's me pride month

[coolmaycroft]

Heavenly Delusion, ch. 60

[imagefragrance]

this is literally how it feels

[flufflecat]

almost time

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[galileosballs]

I have a deep appreciation for trans people in general, of course, but especially those who take the opportunity afforded by the chance to pick a new name in adulthood to pull an interesting but out-of-fashion name out of mothballs and give it new life. I'm not sure it would be appropriate to give a newly-cooked baby the moniker 'Millicent' - there's no way of knowing if they'd be powerful enough for that name - but if you want to make yourself Millicent? You're my hero.

[beardedmrbean]

[c3rvida3]

They tried to execute me yesterday but my ass was too fat to fit in the electric chair so they just told me to promise I'd stop posting stupid shit. Which I obviously did not agree to.

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol