MOVED TO loki-helmet

is now:::: loki-helmet

[bucky-metal-arm]

Wow

Originally bucky-metal-arm

MY NEW TUMBLR ACCOUNT

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[fool-errant]

I actually made this a button last convention

[smooththegoofyshark]

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

[butteryswimmingthing]

explain pls

[smooththegoofyshark]

No

[smol-bean-meme-machine]

What are lemons??

[phylix]

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

[lotrlocked]

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

[dayoldhakarl-deactivated2021011]

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

[marloviandevil]

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

[bucky-metal-arm]

I'm fucking old

[oikawastanaccount-deactivated20]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CLINT FUCKING BARTON IN THE NEW AVENGERS: ENDGAME TRAILER???

[bucky-metal-arm]

It be like that sometimes

[bucky-metal-arm]

Avengers 4 Trailer Spoiler Ahead

So that Avengers: The Endgame trailer, am I right?

Seeing Scott Lang, Peter Parker, and Shuri on those screens then seeing Bruce all stressed made me stress.

Seeing Thor and Steve all depressed made me depressed.

Seeing Black Widow looking all scared but hiding it cause she a bad bitch made me scared but I can't hide it cause I'm an emotional bitch.

Seeing Scott all of a sudden made me happy.

Seeing Steves face looking like a newborn baby ass made me upset cause his beard was hot.

THEN SEEING TONY IN SPACE CARESSING HIS HELMET AND MAKING A RECORDING MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING DIE CAUSE HE'S GONNA FUCKING DIE.

I'm still going with that time travel theory

So if anyone wants to chat bout it hit me up.

In this essay I will-

[tonystrxk]

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

[starkerdayss]

You missed the part at the end where he caresses it. He hasn’t had human contact in so long, he doesn’t know if Pepper is alive, he certainly knows Peter isn’t. He hasn’t eaten or drank in four days and he fucking knows he could die the next day I can’t fucking deal with this.

[bucky-metal-arm]

Please god just let him hold Peter, Pepper(and possible his kid), Steve, and for god sakes Rhodey. That's all I ask for Anthony Edward Stark.

[bucky-metal-arm]

Freakin Mark's Comment on Tom Hiddleston's Post 😂

@markruffalo

[fl-u-me-blog]

For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)

[0phanim-deactivated20191006]

gayasthefourthofjuly7:

99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.

[askrowenaaboutit]

Please help this lad and reblog.

[holland-ish]

What the fuck is a Tom Holland? I only know a Tessa.

[bucky-metal-arm]

😂❤

[kiwheee]

OK SO

reblog if you want a doodle based off of ur url every person who reblogs this before november 10th will get one!!

[bucky-metal-arm]

Bet.

[quellary-deactivated20150628]

[kylemus]

Tumblr rule #1: always reblog the creator

[medusa-vibes]

god hes so cute.

[captain-outoftime]

always reblog the AllFather

[bucky-metal-arm]

Okay so I silently whisper under my breath "Venom is a love story" And my dad was like "Yeah, between Eddie and Venom" And now I'm glad my dad doesn't find me weird.

[bucky-metal-arm]

Deadpool,holding Peters hand under the table: Whats the gayest thing you guys ever done?

Venom:Eddie

Eddie: *spits tater tots out*

[bucky-metal-arm]

[bucky-metal-arm]

Venom Spoilers Below

So like I saw the movie Venom yesterday and it was actually really good despite all of the bad reviews. It was funny all together and sure we had to wait for like 30 minutes to actually get Venom but it was worth it all together. 

Venom and Eddie are a total couple and you can’t change my mind. Like when Eddie asked Venom what changed his mind about destroying Earth or whatever Venom said “You did” or something along that and it was cute. Like from beginning to end Venom and Eddie learned to trust each other like when they were in he news building Eddie said “Mask” and Venom immediately said “Copy” and saved Eddies ass. 

Or the forest scene when Venom literally kissed Eddie just to get to him Usually I don’t watch romance movies but this was worth it.

In all Venom and Eddie go on the ship list and I will buy this movie when it comes out and watch it everyday. 

[eyewhiskers]

So, there’s a lot to unpack here.

First off, shipping wars are stupid. I don’t give a fuck what anyone ships because fandom is for everyone. I ship what I like, but I don’t hate on other people for what they like—whatever that may be.

Secondly, if you think you are out here doing God’s work for policing fandom shipping, I am seriously laughing and wondering why you don’t have something better to do with your time.

Thirdly, there is absolutely nothing wrong with shipping any of the versions of Spider-Man with Deadpool. I personally prefer canon compliant, and I love Holland, so he is my version. It is not better to ship Deadpool with Garfield because he’s “older”. FYI he was also in high school when the film started. You can’t infer a characters age just by looking at a fanart, therefore you can’t say any Holland Spider-Man fanart is underage. Tom Holland is 21 years old. He is a fucking adult. STOP INFANTILIZING HIM.

Ok, yeah? I think the rest is pretty much self-explanatory. If you have questions, please feel free to let me know ❤️ I would love to explain it to you.

@asskisser44 @spideynerds

[askspideybabyboy]

This.

[bucky-metal-arm]

🙌🙌

[africant]

[thatidomagirl]

I was today years old when I found out what DW stands for

[athenakeene]

They said her name in old episodes too. Calm down.

[thatidomagirl]

“tHeY SaID HeR NaMe In OlD ePiSoDeS ToO”

[bucky-metal-arm]

I've never seen someone act so mature yet so childish

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

[sketchy-activities]

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[onlyhappyendingshere]

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

[ssironstrange]

it got better

[riverthunder]

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

[right2die]

im quaking

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

[mranthonyedwardstark]

Bless me.

[ussfriendship]

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

[generic-queer-comic-fan]

Give us the irondick.

[living-dead-parker]

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

[taurusart]

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Cover their eyes

[arineedssleep]

cover their eyes.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

[gojoluvr69]

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

[bored-pixie]

Viva le revoldicktion

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Viva le revoldicktion

[thekaijucake]

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

[rk-spidey]

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

[old-castle-canary]

This whole thread is amazing

[nerunerd7]

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

[beequeen16]

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

[definition-of-fandom-trash-deac]

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

[the-weeping-doll]

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s nice to be appreciated.

[parkerthehero-deactivated201909]

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

[ivy-jeebies]

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[ssironstrange]

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

[theredbellybird]

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*openly sobbing* Beautiful

[forest-on-fire-douse-my-soul]

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

[hisnameisalhaitham]

THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN

The IRONDICK

LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER

And good bye *Screee*

[callsignyoshiderg]

*adds to make it longer*

Thiccccccccccc

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Thicc like the irondick

[annabellebear]

Good god y'all are thirsty

[travelerofbothtime-and-space]

thirsty and proud

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto

[blackarrow-bagels]

HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange

“Superbus sitientique”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Perfect

[marsh-potatoes]

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No mercy until our demands are met!

[nonstop-anxiety-attacks-blog]

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.

[s-a-t-e-s-s]

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so

[ironstangprinxietymyloves]

Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME

[netphenomenon221b]

God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!

And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!

And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :

@incorrect-ironstrange

Emphasize on

IronStrange

As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick

[bucky-metal-arm]

This is the 3rd time I've seen this in an hour and I'm personally proud. Someone needs to share this with Marvel or screen shot, post it on facebook, and tag RDJ. Cause damn. We deserve some IronDick.