Selfish Tribbles

My blood, I’ll go with you

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[bunjywunjy]

What animal looks like it would screm the loudest

the bare-throated bellbird is so loud that it can cause permanent damage to human hearing at close range!

and they absolutely look like it.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Teal-Faced Knell-Bird, an unassuming bird that, when threatened, blasts a cone of 3d12 Thunder damage and takes off flying in the opposite direction

[rose-lily-hale]

“Were all the real babies busy this weekend?” MY BOY xD

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[datsmeyellin]

this is what those posts about evil music are talking about

[lazylaziel]

The Devil went down to Georgia He was lookin' for a soul to steal...

[elodieunderglass]

That's so rude this is a bop

[sesh]

[jakemorph]

[peteneems]

[niemand09]

[lemons-are-for-vodka]

[studthismuffin]

I would BAWL

[bob-belcher]

Russian Doll, The Great Escape (S01E02)

[mysharona1987]

[catchymemes]

[vulphi]

[you-can-shake-my-speare]

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

wow!

[zonecassette]

[illkim]

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

[asmenukearchive-blog]

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

old sport

[punkmecrosseyed]

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

[goth-aunt]

I’m

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 215

[disgustinganimals]

Cleanse yourself of your sins.