In All Timelines...

32. Pan White/Mexican Californian in the middle of nowhere. Obsessed with: A lot. Talk to me about gay shit in video games/movies/tv shows because it gives me life. PSN: Sweet-Kidd

[t00thpasteface]

cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"

[boykavalier]

7:00 A.M. // 9:00 P.M.

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[thecosmicrap-deactivated2025010]

Ahem-

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[scouped]

DEV PATEL as Kid Monkey Man (2024)

[deep-dark-fears]

Six six sick. An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can find original art and odds-n-ends in my shop!

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[mikelogan]

Rest In Peace, MATTHEW PERRY

August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023

[liberalsarecool]

32-hours, same pay. This is progress.

#MakeThisTheNorm

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[shesnake]

Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

[bellamysgriffin]

@pscentral EVENT 18: ADAPTATIONS

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[c-o-i-s-a-b-o-a]

[tragicsiblings]

THE BEAR | 2.01 "Beef"