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The similarities between closeted right-wingers and Chris Evans

Alternative title: "Dear Mr. future president Evans,"

Recently, I saw how Chris Evans met Joe Biden. For people who don't know. Chris Evans has a political online platform called ASP. This was not the first time he met a famous politican but meeting the president of the United States is something else. It should be clear by now why he does that... Anyway, it reminded me of the gossip I found recently:

As I mentioned in my last big blog post, about Chris' potential boyfriends, I am not really a fan of marvel and didn't know much about him during his time as Captain America. I only got interested after he started the cringeworthy PR relationship in November 2022. In 2018, I was made aware of how many closeted celebrities exist and Mr. Evans being so clumsy with his Portugal bride gave me the perfect opportunity to uncover this Hollywood facade.

As you can see, I have also been asked by a lot of people why I think Chris could be closeted (either gay, bi or a straight guy who doesn't want to commit and just sleeps around). I will answer these questions in relation to today's topics: I. The Portugal PR relationship is mostly done for his future political career (or that was the plan before the backlash) II. The behavior of closeted right-wingers resembles Chris Evans' III. Portugal Bride was not the first PR relationship rumor but why does a rich, attractive and alleged womanizer like Chris need PR relationships all the time? As I always say. Everything on my tumblr is alleged. I merely summarize what people speculate online and give my own opinion on that.

Tim Scott, a failed GOP 2024 candidate and alleged closeted gay man, announced on X that he got engaged to a woman:

As you can see from the screenshot, no one's buying it. It is rumored Tim Scott is doing this because he will be chosen as Trump's vice president. People online claim that Tim Scott being gay has been talked about way before the first "Why doesn't have Tim Scott have a girlfriend" articles:

I heard about Tim Scott being gay and being pressured to have a PR girlfriend around the same time Chris pretended to have gotten married in September and that made me think... I can't find the comment anymore but I remember someone of Chris' fans on the LSA forum suggesting that Chris' "A starting point" political platform isn't just for shits and giggles. Apparently, he wants to go into politics after his acting career. No idea how successful he will be now with that after his latest movie flops and the Portugal relationship having led to lost followers on his social media accounts because it made him appear as a "dollar store Leonardo DiCaprio" but in general..., this idea isn't too far off. Remember the Terminator aka Arnold Schwarzenegger? An action hero became the Governor of California and with Chris Evan's fake Captain America image, pretending online and in interviews to be like Steve Rogers, he could sway a lot of people too!

Remember. The alleged marriage wasn't the first PR relationship of Chris Evans. At least according to his fandom, when they explained how he and Portugal Bride met, he was involved in several other PR relationships before:

According to this person, the relationships with Christina Ricci and Minka Kelly from long ago, were planned by a PR team too and it adds up with a blog post I found years ago about how Minka is allegedly a beard for my back then favorite actor Jake Gyllenhaal. Bearding appears to be a career of its own in Hollywood: https://gaywriter.wordpress.com/2012/06/19/blind-item-jake-gyllenhaal-is-looking-for-a-new-female-beard-to-present-illusion-of-heterosexuality-to-fans/

So his PR team not only allegedly had several options next to the Portugal Bride (like Monica Barbaro) but they were apparently also responsible for his faked relationship with Lily James? It is rumored that Lily wanted more from this PR arrangement from back in 2020. Possibly real love? The social media site Icons+ reports that "Lily James left Chris Evans to be a millionaire's "other woman"". She basically publicly "cheated" on Chris and many gossip sites reported on it. Did Lily do that as revenge because Chris solely wanted PR and rejected her? Kinda like "if you don't give me real love, I ain't giving you positive PR either". It makes me wonder though. Why would a heterosexual man privately reject a pretty woman like Lily James after wanting to be seen with her in paparazzi photographs after all? Odd.

Yes, Chris' alleged personal Paparazzo with the name Jesal basically admitted that he was called to do the pictures with Lily back in 2020 (Nowadays, he seems to be busy with the Portugal PR relationship as you can see from the screenshot, where he was called for a christmas party Portugal Bride and Chris attended). This reminds me of of another failed 2024 GOP candidate who is rumored to be closeted. There is a medium article regarding Ron DeSantis called "Is the GOP gossiping that Ron DeSantis is gay?", how most if not all of the GOP party know about his alleged homosexualty:

As you can see, not just his own party but the general public thinks so too. In fact, they speak about Ron DeSantis' being closeted the same way some people speak about Chris being allegedly closeted:

The replies to this dailymail article about Chris' and Portugal Bride's relationship-reveal, demonstrate that people think that both Chris and Ron overplay the alpha male macho tough guy image, solely to cover their true sexual orientation.

But PR relationships can also have another function. As I pointed out on my blog before: There are many heterosexual men I know who just wanted to sleep around but because of societal pressure, they pretend to be monogamous. The latest political example of that seems to be Gavin Newsom who has been in the news for being an alleged serial cheater. He was already caught cheating back in 2007. On X I found this summary of his latest shenanigans: (TRIGGER WARNING: mention of SA)

Why do I mention Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom in relation to Chris Evans? Because they all have one thing in common. A fake stable married man image. Look at the header picture of DeSantis and Newsom on X. Newsom holding his son in his harm. A few weeks ago, DeSantis had a header picture of holding his children's hands and the latest picture, you can see right now, also shows his wife and kids again to portray the family man image while allegedly being someone completely different (a closet case = Ron, a cheater= Gavin). Sorry not sorry but when I saw those header images combined with the rumors I knew about those two guys, I immediately though that Chris is not so different. He also calls the paparazzi, so he can be portrayed for the public as a guy who has a stable relationship and doesn't randomly sleep around in all kids of places.

As someone pointed out on the Lipstick Alley thread called "Chris Evans Relationship Theories 5", he used to go to parties similar to the ones seen in the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" but these rumors were allegedly scrapped by his team when he became Captain America. Why did they worry so much about this specific gossip? Was it true after all? Apparently this goes back as far as 2006:

I have no problems with that because I am pro sexual liberation. I actually point this out so we can normalize this and let people be who they really are, so that they don't have to do these fake relationships anymore.

I mean, remember the screenshot from my "Chris Evans possible boyfriends" post? The user ShellyT20... how she described that a lot of PR relationships in Hollywood exist because the male actors either sleep with each other, have p-word scandals and/or are serial cheaters "but post fake romance stuff on IG and other public platforms. It gives a fake sense of normalcy and stability and shuts fans up for the most part as well as acting as a distraction." When I read this I got reminded of the public "beyond the blinds podcast" episode you can listen to on spotify. The one about the Hemsworth brothers. There it was alleged that Chris Hemsworth is constantly cheating. I wasn't surprised. He isn't my type but I can't deny that he is what most consider super attractive + tall + rich = in no way is this guy monogamous as a famous hollywood actor (LMAO the audactiy to even thinkt hat)... Sadly, when I confront some people with that... for instance Evans fans on LSA or X, most roll their eyes and don't believe that.... They were like: "How can a guy like C. Hemsworth, who posts social media posts about loving being a father and being married for over a decade possibly be such a bad guy"... ... ... ... ... Well and this the reason why Hollywood still fools you with PR relationships because most of you are gullible. You want to see men married with children and as long as the women are age appropriate, you eat it up. And all this goes even beyond these Hollywood celebrities and politicians the general public is aware of. Apparently, even e-celebs are in PR relationships/fake image relationships these days. The youtuber TheQuartering, who said he was partying with right-wing e-celebs said this about them last year: (TRIGGER WARNING: transphobic slur)

Just like how Chris Evan's fans are disappointed that he wasn't the internet boyfriend after all (his fake image for the 2010s) and started to date random young women like Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper, TheQuartering was disappointed too with his right-wing colleagues, who pretended to be committed husbands with children while actually being a closeted pride parade. The right-wing commentarors TheQuartering talks about are: Elijah Schaffer, Jack Posobiec and Mike Cernovich. When I found that out I was shocked. I was like "So even these e-celebs are basically "their own Hollywood club" and need PR relationships to function publicly". It really shows how deep gender roles are still ingrained in our society. That even internet-famous people have to have a family man image and portray themselves in a certain way to become "e-celeb-A-list". And if they don't, they will be denied that status.

I know it hurts that your favorite A-list stars are also wife cheaters and that their activism is most likely fake only so that they can continue participating in Hollywood orgies (Which apparently already happen on the e-celeb level). But at one point it had to come out and isn't it better to accept reality than to participate in and support these fake scenarios only to feel better about the world? Cause it is not just TheQuartering who exposed the fake image of the right-wing online community. Blaire White, a right-winger herself, pointed out the same. As people say, where there is smoke, there is fire:

In this video at 55:35 regarding Blaze Media, Blaire White spills tea about closeted e-celebs. It also includes orgies and drugs... like with our favorite super hero (allegedly).

(Blaire is not the only one who knows about the orgy parties)

Lastly, one of the most famous right-wing e-celebs is Steven Crowder. On his channel he had a video where he once admitted that he had a bisexual phase... a phase..

And according to his own logic that means:

He also went so far and basically created beard twins. I remember clearly the video where he announced the pregnancy of his wife. He held up a picture into the camera from an ultrasound. It was like "See, I am hetero after all. Are you happy now?". That's at least my opinion on how the video looked like and it adds up with what peole usually say about him:

Honestly, if someone had told me that this text is about Chris Evans, I'd have believed it and so now we have come full circle. While I only know about Chris Evan's since the pandemic (As I said, I don't watch super hero movies), I am still disappointed. In some interviews, he appeared so adorable, awkward and different from other men in Hollywood (like when he was interviewed about his "Lightyear movie announcement" tweet on Jimmy Kimmel). But in the end he is no better than the closeted republicans. Portraying a conservative image of marriage while behind closed doors it is worse than a sitcom trying to convince you that canned laughter makes everything funnier.

(picture: Is this the awkwardness people talk about? Adorable...)

Yes, there have always been rumors that his real personality is being "weird and awkward" and that he is not just acting in movies but also in most interviews. It goes so far that someone claimed he had been rejected on a date and that's why some people assume it is actually him who initiated the Portugal PR relationship and basically paid for it because he can't get someone himself through normal means. Are some people punished with their good looks?

IMO just like with the married right-wing e-celebs who do orgies all the time, it is also a bad idea of Chris wanting to become a father (at least according to his "sexiest man alive" PR narrative from 2022 which seems to be in the trash can now too).

But let's assume his PR team has that still on their minds: Not only would it be solely for his image (which would make this situation PR either way, even if the marriage were real) but according to all his alleged wild ways, he is also unfit to parent, it would be a disaster actually. Controversial commentator Pearl Davis described it very well. How some people just shouldn't be parents:

I agree with Vale. She would just be in it for the image of being a married woman and in our case... a married, monogamous, non-cheating family man. A user on LSA said that when you switch out "fake nails" with "fake teeth" in Pearl Davis' message, you will have the pefect description of Chris Evans:

(Chris Evans being interviewed at the Lightyear premiere resembling Barry Manilow with too much botox) Sorry but after seeing this picture, I have to agree with her. I love his clothing style but a bi-peacock who is more interested in vanity and fake status will never be a good role model for children. As the saying goes: "You can't have it both ways"

I know this is all a tough pill to swallow but c'mon people. This is the year 2024 and at one point this fakeness just needs to stop. Celebrities, politicians and even social meda e-celebs... you are being fooled. And according to Hollywood insider and daughter of famous TV personality John Walsh, a lot of times, one partner of the arrangement is suffering. Is this really what you support? I don't and that's why I uncover all these PR relationships of the entertainment world because as a true progressive, I don't think that people should be judged based on outdated gender expectations like marriage and monogamy.

The closet kills... your real personality. I mean honestly, what do you gain from being remembered after your death as someone you never were? As Joan Rivers jokes at 0:43 in a short clip from 1966. This so called bearding has been going on forever. I don't think we need a 100th anniversary of this shameful practice. So please help me to expose this so that in the future, celebrities can become famous for truly being themselves.

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With this younger generation of celebrities... I'm talking the 1D boys, Shawn, Taylor etc. Do you think that lavender marriages will be a thing for them or is it going out of style now that it is easier to come out? I'm thinking about when compared to the older generation of actors like Tom C, John T, Leo, Hugh, Bradley etc. I can't see those guys coming out, especially Tom C and John T. They never will. It'll come out after they've gone. There are definitely still lavender marriages in HW. Do you think it will be the same with Louis' generation? I'm also thinking about Lewis H or is it Ronaldo?? Who is ruthlessly mocked and people can see he is a closet case. Louis etc is still fairly young and it will be incredibly sad if they go the same way, it'll be like nothing has changed and the tptb wins. It especially hurts seeing other closeted celebrities CO and talk about how damaging the closet was to their mental health, and to know others are going through the same thing now. Also the long term damage it will do. Stress and bad habits are catching up with HL and a lot of that could be attributed to the closet. When people CO it seems like a weight has been lifted. I don't know how people can say that people adapt to the closet when many who CO say it was traumatic for them, that it made them feel suicidal, that they resorted to drugs and alcohol to cope etc.

Hi, anon!

I think it depends. I'm not sure it's a generational thing, a society thing, or a working field thing, perhaps all of them. I think lavender marriages unfortunatly still are a thing, but in much lesser extent than it used to be. For some people marriages aren't as sacred and/or they see it as a neccessary evil with more benefits than disadvantages. They see the benefit to having people's speculation around their sexuality die. The speculation usually does when people get married. These closeted queers are usually career/image focused and prioritise career/image over relationships. If you're in a hypermasculine field or in a field where out queers are non existent, like action movie actors, footballers or race car drivers, then you're more likely to enter a lavender marriage i'd say. There's been little progress in these fields between generations and coming out might still hurt your career unfortunatly.

In the field H and L operate in it's increasingly common to come out, and queers are succeeding. It's not automatic that you'll lose opportunities or your level of fame when you come out, quite the opposite. It can be an advantage that sets you apart and exposes you to a new target audience, the queers. I don't think it will be beneficial to H and L to enter into lavender marriages. So i don't think that will happen. An engagement? Eh maybe, but i doubt it.

I very much agree that coming out is good for your mental health (as long as you're in a supportive environment). I've yet to see someone regret it, but i have seen people regretting not doing it sooner. Even those who've lost career opportunities over it are glad they did it.

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Yes, for instance B.C. still wants his Oscar. Maybe he would have come out after he got one? I still feel sorry for his lavender child and how it is used for his hetero-image. And yes, it depends on what kind of movie roles these people take on. Action stars like the Fast&Furious guy just can't come out and Toothy Tile was also recently in a war movie where most people don't want to see lgbt people. Sad. I still think though that it was a missed opportunity for the marvel star, who definitely had 7 films in his pocket no matter what, not to come out as bi 10 years ago. It would have made him the most famous person of the decade but now he seems almost forgotten and falling down to Z-list. But I admit, it is a gamble for sure because even a lot of people on the left, who say that they are pro-lgbt... I am sure that many of them will only accept smaller celebs coming out but won't like it either when their A-list faves come out as gay/bi. BTW I heard the Ronaldo gay rumors too and that his children are all surrogate productions. Does someone know more? And the race car driver who dated the pussy cat. Is he also gay?

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False SA allegations are apparently less terrifying than coming out as gay?!

Trigger Warning: Discussions about SA and casting couch. I recently saw this reblog from blea74. There someone claims to have worked for CAA, the PR firm Chris Evans is still under. You can read everything this person said here:

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

Something important was mentioned that some people still deny when I talk to them privately about this whole Portugal PR mess: "but to my understanding and digging a little deeper, there was some tantrums on both sides here. Chris not wanting to do things, and her forcing it by whatever nonsense she has in her pocket. I will divulge my suspicions of that, but it's probably within your imagination. And yes CAA suits would do that. They would also tell the parties involved it's over or "do this and you're finished" and then change their mind. As long as the date on the paper hasn't expired they can really do whatever they want." When confronting people with the fact that Hollywood is basically a mafia, many refuse to believe me because it sounds too much like a conspiracy theory. However, not too long ago I came across this article:

Vin Diesel “Categorically Denies” Sexual Assault Allegations By Ex-Assistant; Read The Lawsuit – Update

A former assistant to Vin Diesel has accused the actor of sexually molesting her during the filming of 'Fast Five' in 2010 and then firing h

I don't know much about Vin Diesel because I don't watch idiot movies like Fast & Furious (I actually only like horror movies) but it doesn't matter which social media platform, almost every time Vin Diesel is written about in connection to the SA allegations, many people in the comment sections reply: "How? He is gay." Where there is smoke, there is fire and just because someone has children and wife, doesn't mean they are hetero. See: Will Smith or John Travolta.

Shortly after the allegations against Diesel, I saw this discussion by a youtube channel called HoneyBadgerRadio:

At 33:50 the discussion becomes interesting in relation to our PR theories. They already started to talk about Vin Diesel before my time stamp but at 33:50, the celebrity expert called Lauren B comes on the show and discusses how this accusation could just be PR to make Vin Diesel appear as a "masculine" straight man. The discussion I highlight goes on until 48:14. I recommend listening to these 15 minutes but the most important thing you'll learn is that: False allegations are apparently less terriyfing than coming out as gay. I remember a similar story regarding this soccer player called Ronaldo or something... but I digress.

Radio station claims Ronaldo was open with teammates in the locker room.

And when you think about it: Hollywood is hypocritical again! They push the agenda that toxic masculinity is bad but use examples of toxic macho behavior to promote their stars??! And it also demonstrates to what lenghts some of these PR firms go in order to paint a certain narrative. So when an anonymous CAA anon claims that Chris and other celeb dudes could be forced into certain behavior, unless they want to kiss their careers good-bye, it is actually not so hard to believe.

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We need to accept that Chris Evans will soon have a PR child.

These articles that came out recently about him being scared of being a father and planning to create a family are not random. There were engagement rumors, then wedding rumors and remember at the very beginning, the PR started with planned gossip articles, that he was dating Hablár Baptisté and it all turned out to be true. This is the next (planned) step. IMO it is kinda sick to have children solely for status (which would be the case here because importing a walking European womb for PR and children instead of creating a family with someone you truly like and aren't ashamed of being seen with, has nothing to do with love but only status. The typical old rich guy move). It reminds me of Jeremy Renner and Bradley Cooper who are both rumored to be gay. At least in Jeremy Renner's case it is said (I posted about it before: https://www.tumblr.com/bumble66/737764776220983296/chris-evans-potential-boyfriends-allegedly-based?source=share) that he had his child from surrogacy to raise it with his secret boyfriend (the business partner blind item) and using that child to claim to be hetero was just "catching two flies with one fly flap". In Bradley's case... I just feel sorry for his daughter. I think children of celebrities should be kept anonymous for as long as possible but Bradley already uses her for his "responsible dad" image:

I don't believe one word about an emergency and the article also says that Bradley had to apply something only he could. As if.

In general, when you google "Bradley Cooper daughter" a bunch of articles will show up about him being a responsible father and having dad duties. As I said, it is shameful to create offspring only for fame and status.

Children should be made out of love and not to cover your true (gay) ways. And don't tell me Bradley was really in love with his ex, which is according to many gossip sites allegedly an...

Yes, even Hollywood insider Meghan Walsh talks about Kanye that way:

There are unfortunately many uneducated conspiracy theorists who believe all of Hollywood is trans:

That is wrong. These so-called transvestigators point out body shapes of celebs that are atypical to their sex. For instance, transvestigators say that when a man has wide hips. He is trans. Wrong. There is a study that says, that gay and lesbian people have body types atypical to their sex:

Sexual orientation revealed by body type and motion, study suggests

An individual's body motion and body type can offer subtle cues about their sexual orientation, but casual observers seem better able to rea

This research came out way before the first transvestigation video. It explains how transvestigators have the right observations but the wrong conclusions. So you could basically argue that when you watch transvestigation videos on youtube, you basically know who is gay and lesbian in Hollywood.

In case you are interested. Our dear Chris has a video about himself too. Sorry but this is just my kind of humor:

Anyway, don't take it too seriously. For me these transvestigation videos are more about entertainment. I just found out by accident that they add up with the research I found ages ago and linked before. Anyway the alleged escort beard Irina and Chris' current European womb for hire seem to have something in common:

Source: https://www.datalounge.com/thread/28684717-kanye-and-irina-shayk-are-now-an-item-

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/sidewayspeace444/728354025898164224/i-do-not-believe-this-shitshow-is-real-but-if-it?source=share Is this how closeted Hollywood men get their PR wives lol? These women sleep with some old rich director dudes on a yacht and then they say "You want to be famous? I know a closeted actor you could team up with.".

Well anyway, while I pointed out before that Chris doesn't appear as boring as other men in Hollywood and seems to have a unique personality, I do now think that his normie-side has taken over. Probably from the fact that he had to hide his true self for almost two decades. Someone who allegedly knew him personally wrote me in private messages that if you want to know who Chris really is, you should watch interviews of him before 2004. After that he was coached for interviews and was told to present in a Steve Rogers cis het white patriarch-way that wants to marry someday and have children. Sad... and I know I sound like a broken record but it again demonstrates that Hollywood, despite their preaching for pro-lgbt diversity, wants their A-list actors to be anything but that. I was recently asked this in response to my "The similarities between closeted right-wingers and Chris Evans" blog post:

Both on the forum Lipstick Alley and Datalounge, it is always suspected that Chris has level 1 autism spectrum disorder (ASD). On Datalounge they talk about it all the time. I won't comment on that because I am not trained in diagnosing something like this. I only point it out because I bet you that "progressive" Hollywood/Disney would also try to hide such a fact when it comes to an A-list actor that brings in tons of money. Shameful! That's why I hope in general, that people will still promote my main message of this blog. That when Hollywood says they are pro-diversity/ pro-lgbt and whatnot, it's actually all lies and through my blog I basically dissected Evans to prove it. Sorry Chris, you just have the best fans. They really care(d) about you and found all the holes in this arranged situationship through your odd behavior towards your alleged wife. This gave me the perfect opportunity to call out Hollywood's hypocritical activism. But it is not just Hollywood. A-list actors themselves want to push these gender norms on each other. Probably because they think "If I have to suffer as a closeted man, you have to go through that too". Remember this:

This was in 2015 on one of the Jimmies. Way before I knew what a marvel cinematic universe even is. Chris pointed out that "everyone has responsibilities because they have kids" and then RDJ said "Everyone except (you)....". I know it was just a joke coming from RDJ but really? Honey, you have blind items about you being gay going as far back as the 1980s and I know many people say that you are surprisingly loyal to your wife but when, according to blind items, you allegedly can't get it up anymore from all the drugs you've taken, I wouldn't be able to cheat either (Unlike Chris Hemsworth, which I mentioned in one of my previous blog posts) and Scarlett who turns around, pretending she is without sin, has also been publicly exposed on the beyond the blinds podcast on spotify. In the Chris Evans episode, which is publicly available to everyone, it was read out loud that Scarlett allegedly prefered our Chris over her current SNL husband and had a love triangle with those two. She prefered Chris because he provided the cocaine. Sad. And for Jeremy, we already established that he is apparently gay in my "Chris Evan's potential boyfriends" blog post. So my point is, that I wouldn't joke and trying to shame Chris about not having kids when you all (except Ruffalo) have anything but stable family structures and are closeted heaux yourselves (or heterosexual spouse cheaters).

Anyway, long story short. I remember seeing lots of pictures of Chris golfing. This is a boring old rich dude hobby. Here you can see the diva being shielded from the sun:

Captain America star Chris Evans on the golf course at The Mission Hill Pro-Am golf tournament in Haikou, Hainan Island.Alamy Stock Image/Ja

Download this stock image: Captain America star Chris Evans on the golf course at The Mission Hill Pro-Am golf tournament in Haikou, Hainan

(It is apparently worh 18$ lol)

So that he would now want the "married with children image" is so not surprising to me. I just hope he doesn't whore his future children out like Bradley Cooper. As I said, IMO celeb kids should be shielded from fame until they are at least older teens and can decide on their own if they want to be known to the masses or not but instead of doing that, the gay racoon presented his daughter on the red carpet for everyone to see, solely because it will get him "good dad" articles.

Children are their own people and shouldn't be used as living dolls!

There is still one strange thing though. On the forum Lipstick Alley, another man is often mentioned when discussing Chris and his European import vessel. A 51 year old guy named Dane Cook has married his girlfriend of 6 years. She is 24 and as a result, they also got called out because of the age gap. I am unbiased. I think that as long as the age of consent law isn't broken, these people deserve to be happy and as we can see here, they are:

How Dane Cook, fiancée Kelsi Taylor ‘prepared’ for backlash over 26-year age gap

“We knew going into the relationship … that people would have an opinion,” the comedian said, nearly two months after getting down on one kn

And this is the thing. In comparison to Chris and his PR wife, Dane and Kelsi look naturally happy and in love. I can understand that because I like older men too. But with Chris... he just looks like cryptkeeper that told us stories when we were kids. This story has been posted several times this week:

This was a report from Emerald City (Sonic???) comic con that was held at the beginning of March 2024. Someone who recently got married and is about to embark on a journey of fatherhood (I'd never btw... like there is netflix and video games, why marry and have children????), would act and look a lot happier. On one side I wish I could just accept my latest theory, that while Chris has some unique qualities, in the end he is just a boring dudebro after all and just does what most other men in Hollywood do: Create the family image and continue to sleep around behind closed doors.

But why doesn't he seem to be happy about his chosen life path? Is he after all still forced by Hollywood to do this? Is there black mail? I really hope that this is something he agreed to and willingly chose because I remember a sad story about Sammy Davis Jr. He was in love with a white actress and dated her in secret but when this came out, Sammy was forced by Hollywood to marry a black celebrity instead:

Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/hollywood-loved-sammy-davis-jr-until-he-dated-white-movie-star-180964395/ I know this is comparing apples to bananas because this horrible story is mainly about racism but it also shows what power Hollywood has, even over rich celebrity males. It also shows that marriages can be forced in some way or another. Chris should be the happiest in his life when expecting to create a family, yet on pictures with his alleged wife, they often look like they can't stand each other. And you who have been following this so called relationship here on tumblr know that nothing adds up with those two. It really doesn't appear as true love. As I always say: linked Gossip above is alleged. Thanks to the people who like and share my blog posts. I know the narrative that Chris is allegedly a closeted bi man isn't popular but you can't have it both ways! A lot of other PR blogs are just against Chris' marriage with Portugal because she is a "pretty young thing" and would rather see him with an older woman. So pointing out that he maybe likes men too, isn't what heteronormative wannabe feminist hags want to hear either. BONUS: Is Jenny Slate aka Chris Evans' ex basically a rich old dude who buys boyfriends? When there were rumors that Chris got divorced, it was menitoned on datalounge that Jenny and Chris were PR too and she basically bought him for her status and career (and because she thought he was hot. Is Chris an escort himself? Is this how he and his PR wife found common ground??). Back in the day, Chris seemed to be more enthusiastic in selling such alleged fake relationships though. You can read more about this theory at Reply 10 and Reply 15 of this thread:

The alleged PR relationship of Chris Evans is allegedly over

I don't believe it! It must be a troll. What do you think? I though they were so cute together (on paper). And older guy managed to get a yo

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A Chris & Abba PR marriage was likely in the pipeline from the very start… 

Had Hollywood ever stopped doing PR marriages?

The short answer is: no. PR romances and PR marriages have been part of Hollywood folklore and legend since the beginning, or almost since then. We can probably date that trend back to when the first gossip columns started in the 1930’s. Sometimes, they are based on real relationships, sometimes they are a purely transactional arrangement. Sometime these couples lead a somewhat “married” life despite not being a real couple in the classical sense, sometimes they lead totally separate lives. Sometimes, there is a wedding license, sometimes there is none. Every situation exists. And it’s one of the oldest trick in the book that has been used for PR for almost a century. Contrary to what certain Team PR blogs (obvious trolls/plants) wrote, Chris and Abba did not just start a new trend. Some Kardashians, Jennifer Aniston and Theroux, Benedict Cumberbatch and his wife, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra, Hugh Jackman and his soon to be ex-wife, George & Amal Clooney are obvious examples of such PR marriages that are quite representative of all the various scenarios that can exist…

What purpose did the lies of certain Team PR blogs regarding the marriage serve? 

Last year, those Team PR blogs were explaining that Chris and Abba were never going to get “married” because Hollywood stopped forcing people to marry for PR purposes. But that mod (let’s call her or him or them Majorscammer for a little play on words) and her gang of goonish cultists were lying. For starters, they were selling an important lie which was that this PR was forced on Chris. But it couldn’t be further from the truth. He signed on this and his side has had the upper hand in all the little PR games they played. 

And as I have discussed in some previous posts, one of their jobs was to help salvage Chris’ image with the people who knew about Abba’s problematic stuff. Those fans were more likely to accept their “marriage” if they were made to believe that poor Chris was forced into it. But it was very likely a lie. But people shouldn’t be surprised. They have trolled and lied about pretty much everything. Such as the ending of Chris & Abba’s shitshow which was a controversial and contentious topic they lied about repeatedly. They wrote Chris and Abba were almost over after the premiere of Ghosted (a premiere she forced her way into according to them LOL), it was over after the Peter Holmes interview, after Chris left Insta, after the “single & ready to mingle” jinx ad, after Chris came back to Insta, after Thanksgiving, after the Forbes article etc...

Early hints and breadcrumbs that a marriage was possibly coming… 

Edwin Jusino told us that “Chris and Abba started as a publicity stunt”. (He is the journalist who warned people about the Valentine’s drop before it actually happened) But obviously, this was not the narrative sold to the general public. And to this day, when and how Chris & Abba met is still contentious and slightly mysterious, which is quite strange for a so not private couple that have had trillion articles written about them. People have speculated that the 2 met during the filming of the Gray man and Warrior Nun, but given the Covid protocols on sets at the time, it’s as unlikely as it gets. Remember Tom Cruise’s little rant during the filming of the last Mission Impossible movie. What’s interesting is that the timeline of Chris and Abba’s relationship has kept changing since they became official, probably to leave room for a possible marriage down the road. Especially since the first articles about them kept repeating that Chris “got serious with Alba very quickly, after never getting serious with anyone”. It was an obvious hint, that they were portraying Abba to be THE ONE. 

Other breadcrumbs that a marriage was coming originated from certain Team Real blogs. And let’s not forget that these mods were (like their counterparts team PR blogs) key players in selling this shitshow. A Team Real blog which made a big fuss about the AD cover insisted on them being engaged and they did get the exclusive that Chris and Abba were getting married, even before People’s Magazine or Page 6 published any articles about their secret kinda weddings. The ring topic among those rival clans was also heavily discussed as I mentioned in my previous post. 

Recap of the recent events regarding Chris and Abba’s (not wearing their) wedding rings… This past week-end, some mods were sent exclusive

Dustbin’s father made a direct allusion to Chris and Abba’s engagement via a post he made on June 4th of last year. 

Last and not least, Chris breadcrumbed his coming nuptials himself. Do people remember the “laser focused on finding a partner to spend the rest of his life with” comment? A lot of people believe he was being genuine when he said it, because he seemed really moved. But I personally disagree. I think he is a much better actor than most people give him credit for. And for someone who is allegedly super private (he really isn’t but it’s for another discussion), he volunteered this information all by himself when the journalist made absolute no mention of his personal life… it was a little too “out of context” comment for my taste. 

The PR marriage was used as a publicity stunt during the actor’s strike…

Many mods believe the “marriage” happened because of the strike but I personally disagree. I believe they were going down that road regardless. But I do think that it made them accelerate their plans. That would explain why it all seemed so rushed. And also why so many facts regarding their 2 kinda weddings just don’t add up. 

For people who don’t know, actors were not permitted to promote their work during the strike. But publications could promote the movies in question when they were publishing articles about the actors’ private life. And by no coincidence, Chris and Abba allegedly got married just before Pain Hustlers’ premiere (Abba also had a premiere the following week). Emily Blunt, his co-star was supposedly present at the “wedding” while close friends like Anthony Mackie or Sebastian Stan were visibly absent. Emily Blunt was also seen at the US Open with her husband and her kids on the eve of the “wedding”, which is very uncharacteristic for her because she is someone who is usually very private. But I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. 

Why they went through with the kinda weddings despite the negative reactions and the shower porn…

Of course, one might find it strange that Chris kinda “married” this very problematic girl who posted her shower porn, especially since this pairing got such a disinterested/negative reaction from the general public. But I think they stayed on course and went with it anyway because the marriage was an integral tool in his being rebranded. I have discussed this aspect before. 

The PR strategy regarding Chris and Abba has been a disaster, even before they even debuted their “relationship” officially with their first

And I strongly believe Abba was his only option to get PR married at all. As I have discussed the contract terms seem pretty drastic (she cannot post anything about him or utter his name) and by his own admission, he is pretty lazy. And indeed he has done the bare minimum to sell this shitshow. Look at what Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck did to sell their “romance”. They were doing papwalks with their dogs every other day. Chris refused to walk the red carpet with her for the Ghosted Premiere, and he looked like an hostage in all of their papwalks. All 3 of them. The only time he looked alive was for the Golden Globes afterparty pics. 

[bumble66]

Interesting read because it also points out that many other A-list stars are in contract marriages. I heard so much about Anal Clooney and Clooney before.... That he allegedly only had a place in Italy because the age of consent there is so low and that a gay teen he wanted to sleep with is allegedly in a wheelchair because of him. I think it's ClosetClooney's most famous blind item. Horrible! It makes sense though that a bachelor like George married for PR reasons too. Clooney is close to Obama and was instrumental in getting people to vote democrat. This is why Clooney had to present himself as married because as this quote:

...exapains, a man is solely respected when he has gotten married and started a family. He is "held up as an example of virtue and responsibility". A single unmarried f*ckboy-Clooney wouldn't have had that much power, swaying people to vote for certain candidates. It also, as I pointed out before, explains why Tim Scott, possible vice president of Trump, had to wife-up. Oh and as for Obama...

(This clip is very hard to find and she sounds rather serious...)

But this blog post also reminded me of Chris' comment he made in July 2022. How he was "laser-focused on finding a partner" and how that comment was pushed by his PR team on various news sites.

Was it the prologue to this whole Portugal mess? After all, he said that publicly in a video interview. So the official narrative was that he was still single at that time. But in November 2022 he reveals his alleged girlfriend Baptisté in New York with a pap walk! So officially... they knew each other for only 3 months (or less) and got quickly engaged and got married just a year and a month after the "laser-focused comment". So again... even if this were a real realtionship/real love, in the end it looks like he bought himself a random no name actress from Europe, only to get the respect from society for being seen as a married man.

(Chris PR marriage was basically predicted in 2020 by this X user)

This all makes me seriously wonder what kind of person Chris is? That he could only find this random no-name actress to agree to such a sham show. So nobody else wanted "Captain America"? Kinda wonder now what else is going to be exposed about him in the future... So yes, I agree with @justenjoythegossip. The faked PR marriage was supposed to happen from the very beginning (IMO for Chris' political career) but because of the strike and Chris' and Baptiste's upcoming movies that weren't allowed to be promoted on their own during said strike, they married way earlier than everyone planned it intially. Sad that some people whose career's are dying, use something as holy as marriage, just to be in the news again. Is this Chris' laziness which was mentioned above?

[acircleofstars]

So, since October we’ve had “sightings” across Lisbon where a certain someone looks exactly the same except his clothes. (Well, his jacket is the same.)

Now let’s compare them to actual recent photos that have happened within the last month…

Not only is his face more gaunt (and he’s way less tan) in the more recent photos, but he’s not really been seen without his glasses in a public setting since before the Ghosted premiere. (And didn’t his make-up artist say he has to wear them full-time now because he’s blind without them?)

Not saying the guy doesn’t have contacts, but why wear your glasses everywhere else but suddenly NOT in Portugal?

Nah, the photos from Portugal - most likely all of them - are from the same trip. Probably from before the backlash and racist and antisemitic allegations came out about her and her friends. My bet? That’s the last time he was over there doing these “spotted” stunts because most of 2023 and into 2024, he’s looked like shit and nothing like the guy from the other pics.

[bumble66]

the pr narrative started wayyyy before justino twitter guy. thoses in pr use what he said as a fact and declaration chris situation was all pr. captregina was all too happy to jump on it and as we can all see captregina is not well mentally.

CapRegina blocked me a long time ago. So I don't really care about her alleged mental illness you talk about.

Yes, people said that since the relationship debuted in November 2022, that it is PR because on the same day or week, his PR gf's show premiered.

So amateurish. It's as if they wanted us to know it's bull...

Not even the dailymail UK readers in the comment section believed it and many of them said that they are now sure that he plays for the other team. Comments like these were upvoted a lot, so I'm not the only one with that assumption. I think he's bi though. Anyway, the buzzfeed twitter journalist Edwin seems credible to me because he is not in the Chris Evans fandom, so he isn't biased and he predicted the valentine's instagram 24 hour story. That also reminds me of the fact that his Portugal-gal has so far never appeared on his instagram grid. Even before it went business-only after his return in November 2023. It aligns with a claim from a blind item that one of his actor friends warned him to adjust the PR contract in a way so that Chris' PR bride doesn't appear permanently on the instagram grid. I bet it was Sebastian because he has his PR woman on it and seems to regret it. Like honestly, imagine having some brat that wants to use you to become famous on your public photo album. Anooooying.

In general, Chris is a two-edged sword. On one side he knows that he prefers to be a single bachelor. Just sleeping around and instead of a partner, having a dog. But he also knows that the general public expects of him to appear married. How do you say in English? He has no backbone and as a result he drowns himself in weed rather than being out and proud of being a male-sl*t. As I always mention on my blog: If we wouldn't have all these gender expectations for men, they wouldn't feel the need to make this silly stuff like being monogamous. (Despite being monogamous myself, I just don't want to deny realty and deny the true nature of the average man). I also knew men in real life who said that they only have a gf or wife for intercourse and status and can't actually stand their personalities. Not saying that this is moral but it is a truth we all need to face when we want true gender equality because not just women but also men need to be freed of society's norms. If you disagree with me, have fun watching future fake PR relationships. Your choice.

[teamtoxic]

This also needs to be discussed. CE isn’t the only shit ball in Hollywood. It all connects once you realize everything we see is curated until the Hollywood machine is done with the player. If the Evans fandom was an open place where we could share experiences imagine what would come out? This will always be a safe space for ADULT conversation, even if we don’t agree.

Despite diddys best efforts more and more will continue to leak and more people will feel brave enough to come forward. I believe every damn bit of it. As a former bottle girl/model that went to school for pr and business communications I have unfortunately been to a more than a few HW parties and been around enough major players to know NONE of your favorites are who they seem. They do however keep each other’s secrets in fear of what will come out about them. They play nice in public and give glowing quotes in interviews when they despise each other. It’s all for you to consume and believe in the golden image of Hollywood.

Diddy was known in most circles to be violent, aggressive and manipulative. Women (and men apparently)knew to stay away from his parties unless you were down for whatever. There are now rumors about him being involved in Kim porters death along with the whispered allegations of murder for hire in the rap community. If he can get away with this much for this long what do you think non poc actors that have been in the industry for decades have to hide? Executives?

Let 2024 be the year for airing these disgusting aholes out!

[bumble66]

Yes, Hollywood is Sodom and Gomorrha and we really need to stop thinking that these celebrities are all monogamous and live normal family lives. I think Hollywood should be more honest about their degeneracy. After all, they always hate on conservative opinions, like when Mario Lopez said that children shouldn't be put on hormones and transition. After that, he was blacklisted for a while and had to apologize. My point is not about agreeing or disagreeing with him but about that: 1. Hollywood is pretty much conservative too by forcing their A-list male actors to be portrayed as devoted husbands with children who are totally not sleeping around with other celebs and groupies all the time. ...So why hate on other conservative ways of life like Mario Lopez' when you yourself act pretty much conservative? #Hypocrisy. And 2. Hollywood promotes liberalism and freedom on the outside. Like gay rights, the childless single life and abortion. It is all so godless... and as a heathen, I love it. So my message to Hollywood is: Just like teamtoxic points out, please stop portraying these A-listers as something holy, as something they aren't. The way you curate your celebrities is no better than a hard-core rightwinger who puts his son into a gay conversation therapy camp. Stop hiding these hotel sex parties and the dark stuff that is going on there, otherwise you aren't true liberals and I will call you out for basically being traditionalists in disguise. As the person below on lipstick alley points out: You are the same as a tradcon family man who wants to be seen as an example of virtue and responsibility while in reality you have all these dark secrets evidenced by what is now revealed with the P. Diddy allegations and teamtoxic's experiences from Hollywood parties as a bottle girl. TLTR: Dear Hollywood, stop promoting the sexual deviant agenda(Sam Smith) when you yourself can't be honest about the fact that all your major celebs are already perverted deviants. If you were truthful about your perversions, no people would be victimized at such parties anymore because they'll know from the start that Hollywood and their stars aren't as they seem. They will stay away and only others who will consent to your extremes will come. So in the end, to me you are essentially traditionalist party poopers. Prove me wrong.

[bumble66]

Chris Evans' potential boyfriends (allegedly based on blind item gossip!)

September 15th. 2023. Only a few days after Chris Evan's alleged wedding, a blind item appeared on CrazyDaysAndNights dot net.

It is about an A/A-list actor who is sometimes a super hero:

A lot of people in the comment section argued that this is about Jeremy Renner. I wondered why and so I did some research about him. On Datalounge dot com and on the forum called LipstickAlley, they argue that he is a gay man who faked the custody dispute with his "ex". It is alleged that she was his surrogate and both wanted to be in the news to get more fame (Shameful!).

However I do not believe that this blind item is about Jeremy because he isn't a "sometime superhero". But you know who is? Our lovely Chris. He was the "Human Torch" in the Fantasitc Four. 4 years later he was "Steve Rogers aka Captain America" and 3 years after that, he replaced Tim Allen as "Buzz Lightyear". So yeah. he is a "sometime superhero" but these days I'm not so sure about the A-list status anymore...

Anyway, I had that thought on why it could be Chris after one person in the comment section gave the following hints:

As this person points out, EntyLawyer who wrote this blind item above, has Hollywood insider knowledge. As a result Enty knew what we from #TeamPR have already concluded: Based on immigration law, a legal marriage was not possible. It is fake. So despite the fact that the blind item appeared days after Chris' alleged wedding, his (PR) girlfriend is after all just a "girlfriend" and not a wife. So this blind item could still apply to Chris.

Based on what the commenter Eenid in the screenshot above implies... Chris, which this blind item is allegedly about, has a "long-time boyfriend he also pays as an employee"...

Possible Boyfriend #1: Mark Kassen

Picture Source: https://archive.ph/e9EPA In this picture you can see that he looks very friendly, soft, fem and adorable. I bet that if he were the possible boyfriend, he'd treat Chris with care and kindness.

Picture Source: https://archive.ph/lpCTK

In 2017, Chris and Mark have both started the political online platform called "A Starting Point". So is he Chris' employee? In this cute picture of them, you can see that he already has way more chemistry with Mark than with his PR wife from "GO Portugal!"

Picture source: https://archive.ph/7yiGn

However, they have already known each other since 2011 when they both starred in the movie Puncture. It adds up with that the person said above. That "A Starting Point" was not their first "joint endeavour" ... ... ...

Picture Source: https://archive.ph/4cxrn

Chris and Mark don't just hang out when it comes to business related stuff. They also hang out privately. Here you can see them both with Chris' brother Scott who is also gay. This was confirmed by Chris when he outed him publicly:

See link: https://archive.is/rFnVI https://www.koimoi.com/hollywood-news/when-captain-america-chris-evans-outed-his-gay-brother-scott-publicly-when-he-was-19-received-a-lot-of-flak-from-his-friends-who-said-i-cant-believe-you-did-that/ My thoughts: On the pictures you can see that every time Mark is around Chris, he seems very happy. Even if it turns out that they are not a secret couple, I hope they will continue to have a lot of fun together... ... ... Possible Boyfriend #2: Joshua Martin Peck (No, not the guy from Drake & Josh)

Picture Source: https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Joshua_Peck According to the "Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki" he was Chris Evans' assistent in "Captain America: The Winter Soldier", "Captain America: Civil War", "Avengers: Infinity War", "Avengers: Endgame", "The Iceman", "Snowpiercer" and "knives Out". See link: https://archive.ph/4BYQg Like the blind item from Enty Lawyer mentioned, he could also be the "long-time boyfriend" Chris also pays as an employee. I think that because on the Lipstick Alley Forum, there have been interesting revelations about the relationship Chris and he have:

A person on LSA said that when Chris had an interview in 2019, he said that Josh was basically his roommate and was living in the family home with Chris Evans' mother Lisa...

In the October 2023 GQ interview, Chris said that he loves to smoke weed. It explains why he needs botox these days. It was also the same interview that had several sentences about leaves, autumn, his beloved dog Dodger, while his PR wife was only mentioned twice. That he "had her for a while" (I think at this point his team still wasn't sure how the PR relationship timeline between those two should look like) and that she reads "energies". So based on that interview, his love for weed exceeds that of the love he (allegedly) has for his alleged wife. So that Josh is a professional weed smoker is therefore probably something Chris really likes. As the user above says... Chris' and Josh's situation could be similar to the one Leonardo Dicaprio and Lukas Haas have (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4864460/Leonardo-DiCaprio-giggles-chased-Lukas-Haas.html)

(BTW: It is public knowledge where he lives but I still didn't feel comfortable to just screenshot it so I removed the name of the town in case you wonder what the pink bars are) A user who is in contact with someone who lives in Chris' Town said that Josh walks Chris' dog Dodger when Chris is away for work in LA and no one ever saw his PR wife from Portugal. There are also other people on X who often claim that neighbours never saw a wedding and that the weather conditions were horrible on that day.

Dodger is Chris' love of his life:

When he was already allegedly dating the PR bride from Portugal, Chris said that Dodger was his long-term partner (No I won't name him as possible bf #3 EW). It demonstrates two things: 1. This PR crap ain't real and 2. That he trusts Josh to take care of Dodger is just heart-warming. I don't think every person is allowed to walk the dawg!

Josh is also not just the personal assistent of Chris when it comes to several of his movies (I wonder now what he is assisting him with...), he also took and probably still takes care of his instagram/social media (Chris has anxiety and therefore doesn't like reading mean comments).

Yes, Chris is very open about his anxiety to the point where he needed a back rub from Scarlet Johanson after a press conference. It is uplifting knowing that Josh shields him from people's opinions online. He is basically Chris' own personal Captain America x3

Source: https://twitter.com/miss_LulaMae/status/1465814040471646216 BONUS BOYFRIEND #3: Sebastian Stan I don't think the blind item refers to him because he isn't employed by Chris but he is still a notable mention. Remember my first post here? One of the info I quoted was from the datalounge thread called: "Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan, did they have a thing?" See link: https://archive.ph/gxXkr

In this thread a user implied that they knew Chris and that he is ashamed of being bi. Some people on datalounge argued that this is the reason why he publicly outed his brother Scott. Because a lot of people assume that if one brother is gay, the other can't be. I encountered this argument too when sharing my arguments regarding Chris' PR relationship with others online. They responded to me that Scott is the gay brother. They really thought that that means that no one else in the family can be gay anymore! Chris you cunning imp! Smart move.

Chris and Sebastian Stan were both marvel stars. Sebastian is the winter soldier... I think... Sorry I actually only like the A-lister gossip. Not the movies. I have barely watched any of them... but I like Guardians of the Galaxy with that gay racoon! Even the general public noticed that he never has great chemistry with his female co-stars:

But when it comes to Sebastian...

"best friends" When it comes to Sebastian and Chris, many people claim they had a thing because of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNHk1PDU1jQ

This youtube video has some interesting comments. I mean the comments which mention the following time stamps in this video:

9:23 5:51 3:37 SUMMARY: What I explained isn't too far off. A Hollywood insider named ShellyT20 said the following stuff she knows from friends that are in contact with A-list celebrities:

Also another gay/bi rumor I found about Chris Evans on LSA during his marvel days:

A lot of people will probably be angry at me for exposing Chris this way but first of all, I only summarize all his gay/bi rumors other people mention. It's not me who wrote all these comments in these gossip forums. Use the search bar of datalounge and LSA to find these specific comments and try to debunk them there yourselves. #DontShootTheMessenger. Also, if it weren't for Hollywood being so homophobic, demanding of bi and gay men to present themselves as stable, heterosexual family men + marriage + children, unless they want to lose their A-list career, I wouldn't have to point all of that stuff out.

Don't let yourself get fooled! How can the industry claim to be pro-lgbt, putting all these fictional lgbt characters in movies, while real life homosexuals are put in their place? And if they refuse, they will be denied A-list movie roles. As buzzfeed journalist Edwin Jusino claimed, Chris and his "wife" are PR. Most likely for Netflix because they debuted their relationship when the second season of her Warrior Nun Show started. Awkward btw but when there are so many gullible people who eat all this crap up without questioning it... how much can I actually blame Hollywood here? Source: https://archive.is/YZlQG

Also message to #TeamPR: Remember who also said for over a decade now that he wants marriage and kids? Toothy Tile. What has happened in regards to that? ZERO. I guess it is the same for Chris. Marvel told him to say this traditional stuff so that the general public thinks he is a regular guy who wants to be monogamous but that's just not how most A-listers act. I recommend watching the movie "Eyes Wide Shut". These parties are for real. Here on my blog, I provided evidence that you, #TeamPR, want to see him married with wife and kids. MAAAYBE your gender expectation, that you have for men, you hating the fact that they are bachelors and like to sleep around... Maybe that is the exact reason why these A-list guys have to go through this crap?

See it for yourselves. This is what some of you say:

(Sorry but that just sounds like sexist men who say they want to see women barefoot in the kitchen)

But then you say: - "Waaah Waaah I don't like this PR. Why does he have to pretend to be married??? waaah waaaah"

Well, and this is also a message to Hollywood and his team. Chris does not look well at all. I don't want to mock his looks but he looks like he aged a decade since this PR started. He looked like death during the ASP video two or three weeks ago. Even Kevin Costner looked better after his divorce! So can we finally stop with this outdated nonsense? Everything above and on my blog in general is alleged based on the screenshots and links provided. I merely comment on what people publicly claim about Chris Evans and his sexuality. You might think this is immoral but so are lavender marriages.

[blea74]

how do they know it’s fake? Isn’t it secret? // It's a secret to people OUTSIDE of Hollywood, my dear. Everyone in Hollywood sells each other's lies. It's normalized. It's a thing. There's a reason they all do drugs or are forced to. I wish you all would use CE's situation as an eye-opener to the reality of that industry, and not focus on the absolute fuckshow they've been trying to sell. CE looks terrible,for someone who has talked about marriage and wanting that life for YEARS, he finally got it but he looks his absolute WORST. And don't say "well fans don't like his wife" blah blah no, Chris would look like shit because fans don't like his partner? Or because HE himself isn't happy? To insinuate his appearance is being affected because of the fans is giving us too much importance when it should be his partner he cares for and should look happy to have.

You all have this tunnel vision of what he is doing to "prove" a relationship, but nothing about the emotional aspect of it. Something he has been void of since starting this PR. Pre-pandemic/Pandemic Chris was a sweetheart even in zoom calls or the smallest interaction with a stranger. Even the fan he met on The Gray Man (Lightyear? I can't remember) whose birthday it was, he HUGGED and spoke to them with a smile.

Whereas his interactions seem clipped, muted and appearance wise looks disgusted to be around his "wife". Hollywood is all about control and agendas. You may not want to believe that but it's reality babe. Take your rose-colored glasses off.

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[captregina]

I like you a lot anon .

[rogersstorm2005]

I like this one

[acircleofstars]

Ask any local and they will tell you this man did not get married because if he applied for a wedding license in person it would have been all over town.// This right here. You literally have to apply for a marriage license in person at the courthouse, and no you don't get special treatment being "Chris Evans". He can't just get some private judge meeting for that. you have to go with your actual partner, and No one is keeping their mouth shut if he had done that. It would be all over town. So marrying in Mass def never happened. That shit goes on public record, same with NY, CT, NH and VT, and yes I checked every fucking state for their names and nothing is there. So either they didn't get married at all in the East coast, or you know they didn't get married, at all

Could have been legally married in PT however the timelines don't work to support her coming and going from the US unless they got married months before which also doesn't fit the time frames.

Even IF (a big IF) they did legally marry in Portugal months prior, she did a lot of traveling over the summer with the besties which wouldn’t have been allowed bc of trying to apply for spousal visa in the States. Like, she’d not be allowed to leave Portugal AT ALL for SEVERAL months afterward.

Fact is a “marriage” between them could not have happened because of so. damned. many. issues, but there are people who are either being willfully ignorant, or think so little of the man they’ve supposedly supported for almost two decades of his career.

[mid-westmonster3-deactivated202]

One thing we can't deny, his appearance is horrible, something is happening to him, and it's obvious that no one is well every day, but for a famous person who will participate in a Chat he would have to be better apparently. And for the anons who think this is real, if it were real, he wouldn't have to try to prove it all the time and shove it down people's throats, if it were real, he would live the married life he dreamed of and wouldn't care about Other people's opinion, if it were real, his team wouldn't delete the tags on photos of them together (after all, it's a real relationship and they're in love), I've come to think that this was real too. But more and more I'm more convinced that there's nothing real about it, and that all this shit is hurting Chris.

I’m gonna say this one more goddamn time so read carefully: Real couples do not do a backpack pap walk in Central Park in New York fucking city the DAY OF a show premier to “debut” a “relationship”. That itself should’ve shut everyone up a year ago.

[bumble66]

Alt-theory: Is Chris Evans being used as a merkin?

For people who don't know what a merkin is. It means a man who covers a lesbian celebrity's homosexuality.

Here is an old list of celebrity gay rumors for more information regarding merkins. The list is from 2003. So some of those people are already dead, yet it still shows that gay people on average have always been attracted to the arts and that's why lgbt is overrepresented in Hollywood: https://accountant247.tripod.com/gossip.html

Chris' fake wife is from Portugal and her name is Alba. When you look her up online it shows plenty of articles about her being in a romantic relationship with her best friend Justin, who is according to lipstick alley's Chris Evans fans a gay man because in the "Chris Evans Relationship Theories Part 10" thread, they claimed that in Alba's instagram post about the GQ MOTY awards, you can see his boyfriend tagged by her under "Styling".

example: https://thefamilynation.com/alba-baptista-justin-amorim

Her gay best friend Justin is a not-well known movie director. For what does he need a beard? It looks more that she was in need of a merkin. I mean, why else did her team post all these articles about her and Justin all the time in the past?

Another example:

Who is Alba Baptista dating? Is Justin Amorim her boyfriend?

Alba Baptista previously dated director Justin Amorim. The two stars became a couple shortly after working together on the Portuguese film L

(BTW, @ Chris and Alba's teams, I've already archived these articles online. So don't waste your time deleting them.)

After Justin, she was in a PR relationship with alleged gay man and actor Lucas Bravo. People claim he pings and I have to agree. Just watch some interviews of him on youtube. Lucas' gay rumors started when French Lucas fans read Alba's French wikipedia article because they were in a show together and prbly wanted more info about his co-stars:

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It confuses me though because unlike others of #TeamPR, who hates her guts and say she looks mid and compare her to a trout 🐟 because of her apparently fish-like looking mouth, I on the other hand find her pretty attractive. She is definitely a young hot chick men would like to date or hook up with. Sorry folks, I am just not in denial. Straight men find young women hot and that's why I don't buy the theory that a hetero-Chris would be ashamed of being seen with her publicly. LMAO which straight man would be ashamed of showing off a hot young woman as a wife??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 are you all high?

Anyway, in the wiki article above it mentions her movie roles, of which 6 of them are bi/lesbian roles. Coincidence?

I mean, even if you don't like her, you have to admit that a girl her age and with above average looks would have no problem finding a boyfriend of her own, yet she dates gay man after gay man and it could mean that Chris was just chosen as another meat shield.

Remember, she was supposed to be pushed too with her warrior nun show. When Chris and her had the New York pap walk in November 2022 when season 2 of her WN show premiered. So netflix apparently wanted her to make an A-lister too evidenced by the fact that they chose former A lister Chris Evans as a merkin for her. And through my blog you have found out that Hollywood is still homophobic so she needs to be presented as a heterosexual to the public.

I came up with that thought when an industry insider called Janet B on lipstick alley claimed she is a lesbian:

They call Alba Alabama because they don't want to give her google algorhythm points.

I have heard there have been lesbian rumors about her from more than a year ago. Does someone know more?

Everything above is alleged based on links and screenshots provided.

Edit:

Also, would Chris allow his wife to be so touchy-feely with her "ex"?

[acircleofstars]

I'm a huge Marve fan. I have always admired Chris because he always gave me the impression of being a nice, down-to-eath guy. I also empathised with him because I too have major anxiety whenever I'm in public and the center of attention. This to say that I want to see him happy, I want to see him as a devoted husband with a loving and devoted wife, kids etc.

But he is not happy nor devoted to 🐟. He has been off since this pathetic situation started. The story they put out to sell us this relationship is full of contradictions. Also who makes guests sign and NDA the day of their wedding only to have it already out as a rumor in Page 6 mere hours after? Who gets married and then split from their husband/wife to be alone while he/she stays back to their home country? Who doesn't spend Thanksgiving (even if in Europe they dont celebrate it) with their husband? Like had I married an American, I would have been there with him and his family for Thanksgiving. Especially if we married like a couple of months prior...

Not to mention the optics of him being with someone who looks like a teenager.

It's really sad to see this situation going on. I can't wait for it to be over.

No notes. Perfecto.

[bumble66]

"I want to see him as a devoted husband with a loving and devoted wife, kids etc."

...and this my dear followers and Chris Evans fans is the reason why we have these heteronormative PR relationships in the first place. Your gender expectation is the reason why he is in one and had to babble on for years that he wants wife and kids (Which was all lies because he'd already have that if he truly wanted it but instead he is a dog dad by choice. Good for him.)

Really, some of you in team pr are a joke and basically your own worst enemies.

You don't realize that because some of you want to see men tied down, married with kids, that this is the reason why so many male celebs, closeted or not, have to go into these idiotic arrangements at all.

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🏻

[rogersstorm2005]

BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ALL SEEM TO FORGET: LET ME REMIND YOU ALL THE WEEKEND OF THE “WEDDING” WAS THE WEEKEND PAIN HUSTLERS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT TIFF.

BUT YOU ALL SEEM TO FORGET THAT MINOR DETAIL. //

And there were some stills from Borderline and a teaser of that demon movie that week.

They BOTH had projects to promote during the week of both "Kinda weddings"

Exactly

[bumble66]

Weekend thoughts

The best thing Chris Evans can do is to admit to his fake marriage. Yes, it will be a scandal at first but after that he will never be confused with Chris Hemsworth, Pine and Pratt again. It will make him as famous as Kardashian/Paris and their tape. Yes, he needs that since his latest movies have horrible reviews. So he needs to generate fame differently for a while. By being an it girl himself 💅🏻

have a nice weekend

Chris choose wisely this time before they will find another PR beard for you and you'll go through the same dilemma again.

[sidewayspeace444]

Has the term “advance parole” been addressed in the immigration discussions? 🤷🏻‍♀️