I'm hungry

Hi 20s,she/they

[animentality]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[animentality]

[despazito]

Marx and Engels

[zweetpea]

*traveler and Paimon telling you about the end of the Anemo Archon quest*

You: WOW! You guys got to ride a dragon?

Paimon: That’s right! You would think it would be scary but it was actually really fun!

You: *Sighs* I wish I could ride a dragon.

*Neuvillette running towards you at Mach speeds in the Background*

[humunanunga]

[thefcguy]

I relate this to a… WORRYING degree.

[soljos2023]

[destroyscythe-heck]

There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff

[memecucker]

The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver

[solipseismic]

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller

[sraithpics]

Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.

[digital-magus]

The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.

[redfagdiver]

Ferdinand feels like the main charger from a new poob original that everyone is getting wet about

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

looks like they were able to rein in that famous Hapsburg chin

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[kushblazer666]

white people love to let their giant untrained dogs off leash and then petulantly call their name 80 times in a row while standing stock still as their dog completely ignores them and runs amok

[kushblazer666]

random white person: sadie!! sadie!! come here sadie! SADIE!!!!

sadie:

[yuhengwanye]

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[moniquill]

[anxietyproblem]

[guerrillatech]

[girl-with-bones]

Where's that post about how angsty teen atheists wish they could blaspheme as much as real american christians do

[earhartsease]

new downloadable golden calf!

[jheselbraum]

[wholesome-animal-images]

@wholesome-animal-images

[thememedaddy]

[1o9]

[sashaforthewin]

I think maybe I missed the birds and the bees talk after all, I don’t remember this part

[blueberrymffn]

that’s the Hawks & Hornets discussion, the more advanced version that covers kinks.