AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PR's Tumblrdome
trying on a metaphor
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JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
noise dept.
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@bunchacrapposts
I've decided to go back to my roots and reveal the truth about secret identities in Miraculous Ladybug again because I think I might have found some compelling evidence that Ladybug = Gabriel Agreste
Proof?
This adds a new layer to Adrien’s daddy issues
Birds of a Feather Previous / Next
I'm losing my mind over newborn hedgehogs fucking look at them they're so creature
what the fuck. who allowed this
i always assumed the quills only grew after birth so i was worried but
also now i know theyre called hoglets and thats awesome
If you look closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment where my heart shattered.
Pokemon Heritage Post
You know what? Fuck you. *un-linears your timeline*
#unreality cw #meta post #hellaverse #hazbin hotel #helluva boss
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1 min. ago
Special thanks to @helluvatired, @angelsandemons, and @the-great-horse-cocktail for co-creating the Stolitz Meme format
Source: voxblr.vox #unreality cw #meta post #hellaverse #hazbin hotel #helluva boss
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Jan 7
The Externination Countdown Clock Tower in Pentagram City has dropped its count from 358 to 176, putting the next Sinner Extermination at July 1st (Gregorian).
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#stolitz meme #stolitz meme news ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination day 2 ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo
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Jan 7
How did you find out about Extermination Day 2
666 News
Other news network
Tvitter/V
Veddit
The fucking Stolitz meme
This poll (sorry)
Word of mouth
Other
See results
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Jan 7
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Jan 7
petition to call it “extermination 2 electric boogaloo”
🎀 moth-gf Follow
Jan 7
why?
🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
Jan 7
why not?
🍒 bomb-bitchin-babe Follow
Jan 7
Yeah, why not? If we’re gonna die, we might as well have some fucking fun with it.
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Jan 7
That’s hilarious, where do I sign?
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Jan 7
Hey op, I just wanted to thank you for keeping your sense of humor. As someone who struggles not to go completely off the rails when shit goes wrong, it’s honestly really helpful to see another sinner who’s able to be so nonchalant about this whole thing.
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Jan 7
I mean, if you can’t joke about the upcoming massacre, what can ya do?
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Jan 7
PANIC!!! RIOT!!
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Jan 7
We’re all gonna FUCKING DIE!!!1!!
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Jan 7
Stop fucking joking it’s not a joke WE ARE GOING TO DIE
↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination day 2 #i am NOT FUCKING calling it extermination 2 electric boogaloo #the end is near
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Jan 7
i cannot handle all the fucking doomerism on my dash right now. quit it with the negativity.
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Jan 7
Doomerism? Negativity? There is a SECOND EXTERMINATION DAY in 6 months. Exorcists are going to descend from the heavens armed with angelic steel to KILL US ALL.
💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow
Jan 7
doomsday district residents engaging in doomerism. fork found in kitchen.
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Jan 7
Um, just took a look at op’s blog. He’s hellborn. Check your fucking privilege; we don’t all get a free pass from the exorcists’ blades.
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Jan 7
Did you just tell an imp to check his privilege? That’s pretty tone deaf, considering imps are below sinners in hell’s social hierarchy.
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Jan 7
can we please not play oppression olympics on my fucking post? this is like the opposite of what i wanted…
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Jan 7
You can’t always get what you want
“You Can't Always Get What You Want” by The Rolling Stones (1969)
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Jan 7
K
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Jan 7
U
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Jun 31
The Hazbin Hotel is mounting a defense against the upcoming Exorcist attack.
Princess Charlotte “Charlie” Morningstar, the princess’s consort: Vaggie, Alastor the Radio Demon, ex-Overlord: Husk, adult film star: Angel Dust, self-proclaimed “spunky powerhouse”: Cherri Bomb, notable kingpin: Sir Pentious, and a group of sentient eggs, are all suspected to join the battle.
Princess Morningstar has recruited a group of cannibals to aid them in battle, and the two factions have been seen training together and fortifying the Hazbin Hotel in preparation for the upcoming attack. It is unclear whether or not Cannibal Town’s Overlord, Rosie, will be fighting alongside them.
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Jun 31
They’re gonna fucking die! 🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 31
F’s in the chat, boys
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Jun 31
The F stands for “FUCK YOU ALASTOR!!!”
↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo
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Jul 1
Multiple Exorcists slain in the battle at the Hazbin Hotel, using their own angelic steel weapons. Archangel Adam quoted, “That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude.”
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Jul 1
#stolitz meme ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo
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Jan 26
i had the weirdest experience today
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Jan 26
i was closing up shop when three eggs (literal eggs, not the trans kind) came right up to me and started talking about angels? specifically about killing angels. you know, the famously un-killable angels? and then they started singing??
then their father(?) chaperone(?) handler(?) gathered them up and apologized for bothering me. said they’re very into conspiracy theories and that i shouldn’t worry about it.
i’m not… worried… exactly. but it sure was strange.
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Jul 1
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
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Jul 1
↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #apollo’s dodgeball #jester’s privilege
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Jul 1
Alastor the Radio Demon was struck in the chest with an angelic steel weapon during his fight with Adam the archangel, and is now missing in action after using his shadow-warp ability to escape.
His current whereabouts and condition are unknown.
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Jul 1
HAHAHAHA Get FUCKED Alastor!!!1!
#i am sooo glad i didn’t delete this hellsite #it’s worth it just for this #this is BETTER THAN SEX ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo
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Jul 1
King Lucifer Morningstar has joined the battle at the Hazbin Hotel, and is engaged in one v one combat with Adam the archangel. King Morningstar appears to be unarmed, but is kicking ass regardless.
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Jul 1
Whoo! Get it Luci!
#short king ftw!! ↯ #lucifer morningstar ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo
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Jul 1
Is it just me? Or is Lucifer kinda 👀
🎭 i-put-the-bi-in-bipolar Follow
Jul 1
I will not simp for the Devil. I will not simp for the Devil. I will not simp for the-
💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow
Jul 1
dude, don’t you already simp for the radio demon?
🎭 i-put-the-bi-in-bipolar Follow
Jul 1
Adsfgsvdstdd SHUT UP!
#you attack me like this on my own blog??? #and i don’t “simp for the radio demon” #i just think his voice is pretty #and his teeth are sharp #and he’s hot covered in blood #including his own #and probably mine #…if i still had blood… #and ok crymini maybe you have a point #beloved mutuals ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #lucifer morningstar ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo
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Jul 1
Archangel Adam confirmed dead after being stabbed in the back by the Hazbin Hotel’s housekeeper, Niffty.
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Jul 1
well fuck good 4 her
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Jul 1
wait how did u get this pic?
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23 hr. ago
Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost
The @.stolitzmemenews posts are not canon to the voxblrverse for obvious, fourth wall-breaking/anachronism reasons, but this was fun. :3
Thanks again, @/helluvatired, @/angelsandemons, and @/the-great-horse-cocktail for your work on the Stolitz Meme format (don’t wanna tag y’all twice).
I also inserted my hellsona, Dual, for funsies, so if you were wondering who tf voxblr user @.i-put-the-bi-in-bipolar is, that’s your answer.
The other new accounts are mostly one-off randos that probably won’t show up again, but there are two that represent specific characters. Send your guesses in the tags (or just check the soon-to-be-updated meta post, lol).
Audio ON!
Seriously listen to this.
Imagine hearing this in the middle of the night?
That is the sound of something breaking through the ice and calling out for your soul
when the Enderman death sound lingers
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Am I having a fucking stroke
what the fuck was that
World Heritage Post
This is the greatest thing in existence.
Dp x dc
Combine full hazmat au
(Danny’s wearing a hazmat suit that covers his face during the accident but nobody can hear him speak through the suit)
Hazmat Danny:*gets recruited to Justice League because nobody actually can tell that he’s a child.*(they just think he’s short, this weirdly conflicts with records they’ve seen on time travel adventures of his future self being built like a juggernaut)
Shazam , scoping him out with Solomon’s wisdom:*slides up next to him* “hey there new bestie!”
Just them gaslighting , gate keeping , and girlbossing their way to not being sorted with the other child soldiers(young Justice)
LKJFHLSKFHSHKD THEY JUST THINK HE'S SHORT
Danny simply communicates using ASL or another form of non verbal communication when he's Phantom.
Billy and Danny talk shit about absolutely everyone in a Ghostly form of non verbal communication (wisdom of Solomon really comes in handy for long unknown or dead languages).
You hear weird screeching, scratching and wailing noises nearby? Worry not! Tis only the local weirdly-immature-for-supposed-adults super heroes.
Justice League: why are you two so childish?
Danny and Shazam: when you are immortal at some point your mental state ages backwards
Vague Encanto spoiler
Bruno: Day 43 in the chamber, they haven't found me yet but when they do they'll be surprised
Vague Encanto spoiler
Abuela: its like Bruno never left, I can still feel his presence
Bruno: *nervously sweats*
BNHA prompt
Deku is still a child who thinks Kachan is his friend however one day he makes a mistake
Kachan says something about his mom
Deku immediately goes ape-shit and absolutely wails on the boy
causing Kaachan to see him as an equal
Me: isn't it sad that kids aren't going to know Doug Dimmadome
My sister: who?
Me: Doug Dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
My Sister:???
fic finder
Tim switches with an alternate unsiverse tim and doesnt realize it he wakes up in arkham and has to convince alfred he is a different tim, this works because tim has massive scars from fights and is missing his appendix alfred at first when seeing the damage thought that arkham was abusing him but tim convinces him and finds out the reason other tim was in arkham was because he killed the joker and was insane
Will you press the Button
You can go back in time to when you were a child and stop yourself from making mistakes
but
Every single anime, ao3 subscription, favorite show, favorite games, and cartoons will now take 10 years longer to be made
no one:
absolutely no one:
Deku, at three am: how does Shigaraki wipe his butt when he goes to the bathroom?
I want to read an isekai where its from the perspective of the other characters and we almost never see the mc's perspective. Or maybe its not an isekai but time travel or something I just want to see it from someone else's pov
ive been reading some fanfics were in "my next life as a villainess" the characters are reborn into the game world and because Katarina is not like Bakarina its all sad but I would love to see the original characters in the game are reborn into the bakarina world and are afraid of her and/or try to stay away or find out what she was thinking but she is just a soft bakarina
