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[kaity--did]

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

[kaity--did]

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

[kaity--did]

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father

This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

[kaity--did]

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband

Thanks I think?

[kaity--did]

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”

Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

[kaity--did]

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH

Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

[kaity--did]

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[kaity--did]

I can not with this fool

[catgirlnailpolish]

literally marry him

[kaity--did]

I have great news my friend

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

marry him again

[kaity--did]

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[alighthouseofwords]

25 Lives, by Tongari

The very first time I remember you, you are blonde and don’t love me back. The next time you are brunette, and you do. After a while I give up trying to guess if the colour of your hair means anything.  because even if you don’t exist, I am always in love with you. I remember most fondly those lifetimes where we get to grow up together, when you share your secrets and sorrows and hiding places with me. I love how you play along with my bad ideas, before you grow up and realize they are bad ideas. (And in our times together I have many bad ideas.) When we meet as adults you’re always much more discerning. I don’t blame you. Yet, always, you forgive me.  As if you understand what’s going on, and you’re making up for all the lifetimes in which one of us doesn’t exist, and the ones where we just, barely, never meet. I hate those. I prefer the ones in which you kill me. But when all’s said and done, I’d surrender to you in other ways. Even though each time, I know I’ll see you again, I always wonder is this the last time? Is that really you? And what if you’re perfectly happy without me? Ah, but I don’t blame you; I’ll never burn as brilliantly as you. It’s only fair that I should be the one to chase you across ten, twenty-five, a hundred lifetimes  until I find the one where you’ll return to me.

[bunny-doyounq]

End to start | chapter thirteen.five

pairing: student!jaehyun x student!reader

genre: angst, with a small hint of fluff

summary: You work part-time at a small karaoke cafe during the night shift. Every month on the 18th, a brown haired boy wearing a suit, carrying flowers in his hands, always came in at exactly 10PM. He stays for two hours, playing the same song repeatedly before leaving.

On a warm July night of the 18th, you told yourself that tonight you will talk to the boy. Can you free the shackles on the boy from the ghost that haunts him or is he long past saving?

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a/n: a lil filler before the main meal *smirks* chaos will happen.

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[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Literally don’t understand how people my age have done things already I swear I just woke up a year ago

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m in a continual state of waking up. Every time I think I’ve finally woken up I wake up yet again

[bunny-doyounq]

new chap tomorrow!! 👅✨ got inspired

[sucubism-archive]

that dimwit dazai is inside there. no doubt about it. i need to give him a smack or i’ll never get over it. i’m hanging up. 

[golden-chan-deactivated20221119]

bringing ᵗᶦⁿʸ seonghwa back

[sunsetquotes]

“I think of you so often you have no idea.”

— James Joyce

[adampvrrish]

life really is just like. you meet people you love them and then you lose them and you never see them again. and it’s inevitable and it happens to everyone and there’s nothing you can do about it

[adampvrrish]

richard siken quote. you know the one

[dearestyuno]

THANK YOU, MC JAEHYUN 🍑

you've grown so much as an mc, im so proud of you, jung jaehyun 💚

[chouetteffraie]

theory: sunsets were invented specifically for dazatsu to have heartfelt moments under them

what do you mean? theory? this is a scientific fact. scientists have tried time and time again to poke holes in world-renowned physicist Kafka Asagiri’s (1803-2007) idea of the Dazatsu Phenomenon, but alas….

-It’s as good as scientific fact.

[thesesummersonspoet]

THINGS WHICH MAKE WRITERS ANXIOUS:

not writing

writing

people reading their stories

people not reading their stories

[kedreeva]

Editing

Not editing

[cassmorriswrites]

Not having any good ideas

Having too many ideas and not being able to decide which to write

Having one really good idea and worrying they’re not a good enough writer for the idea

[nixedsims]

Not having the time to write

Having the time to write

[meroko26us]

Yeah.

[la-pou-belle]

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most

[la-pou-belle]

So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.

[notsofriendlypal]

You know a fanfic hits you hard when you close your phone or whatever you are reading on for a few minutes and just stare into the void cause holy motherfucking son of a bitch

[9898989898]

All i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll

[mrclussy]

What is man but a miserable little pile of screenshots

[bunny-doyounq]

quick question- is it easier for everyone for me to do a “previous” and “next” link opt for each chapter instead of having to click the masterlist link to read?

pls lmk so i can make ur guys’ life easier 🤍