Slobby Knob Corncob

Rip smitty werbenmanjensen

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[cumdumpstiel]

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

[charl0ttan]

[nedlittle]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[fusionreactor]

all my haters become tomaters when i grow in the vegetable garden of success

[nylonlion]

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

[curioscurio]

working in Retail

[theedollydiaries]

[rickybabyboy]

Can you help me with legos?

[jame7t]

Sorry Ricky, no hope!

[rickybabyboy]

[akashicrecord]

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

[jestergirlbosom]

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

[bunnychu]

Show your tits

Omg pass

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[ohohmeo-deactivated20260403]

[toastbutteregg]

[coughloop]

In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people's heads

[farmsuggestion]

old macdonald had ENOUGH

[guy]

E-I-E-I-O

[bunnychu]

What age did you lose your virginity?

I haven’t had sex since sex had me