Dick MacClown the Mime Guy

Faye // she/they // I never tag anything and I'm not sorry

[darkverrmin]

Why don't they just put a wig on Joey Batey and let him play both Geralt and Jaskier

[fagsromana]

first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist

[afternoonflowers]

[unbotheredmuse]

[persephonesfill]

tumblr marking new blogs with a new arrival banner has the same vibe as someone putting a "kick me" sign on your back

[persephonesfill]

@staff literally painting a target on their backs

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[touhouweed]

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

[touhouweed]

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he's experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

[touhouweed]

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward's potential and how much he holds himself back

[piratecrew]

[caspercryptid]

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

[book--wyrm]

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like ‘the god of children’s hospitals’ to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo’s areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he’s like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children’s hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

[nudityandnerdery]

[seperis]

I’ve never really had the opportunity to watch the process of a meme being born, growing up, converging with other memes, acquiring random facts during puberty like a really bad breakout, and slowly becoming an ubermeme on my tumblr roll and I’d like to thank everyone on this hellsite for the fact I perfectly understood this and worse, am not even horrified by that deeply unsettling fact.

Some people go to Hell and spend all their time trying to get out to somewhere sane.

We settle in and decorate.

[kvasirxvi]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane

[heritageposts]

[eddiediaaz]

MERLIN REWATCH | 10th year finale anniversary ↳ 1.09 - excalibur

[tainbocuailnge]

i don’t think tumblr actually eats asks i think that was made up by someone who was caught in the crossfire of some petty tumblr drama years ago and we all just ran with it because it’s both plausible and incredibly convenient. for the record if i don’t answer your ask it’s because i didn’t want to. peace peace ✌️

[cerastes]

It doesn’t eat asks nowadays. It actually used to be a thing you could test. We know what caused it.

It’s been fixed for a long time, but if your ask contained “…” in it, Tumblr would eat it: You’d get the notification but there would be no new ask in your inbox. We eventually found out it was “…” that caused it through trial and error, and eventually, it was quietly fixed, but for years, spaghetti code in tumblr just didn’t allow you to triple ellipsis others in any capacity. Seasoned RP blogs back in the day would include this tip in their About, even: “Don’t send asks with … in them, Tumblr eats those”.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

every day i learn about another way this hellsite used to be even more fucked up than now

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[luxlightly]

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

[luxlightly]

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

[sandushengshou]

the untamed + text posts

[verifiedaccount]

[herbgerblin]

i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

[herbgerblin]

I knew that stunts like this would be pulled

[greelin]

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

[greelin]

“i’m noticing.. a pattern—” well stop noticing. close the book. Put it away. step outside and have a cigarette or something. close your eyes. it’s not worth it

[greelin]

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

[greelin]

“i’m noticing.. a pattern—” well stop noticing. close the book. Put it away. step outside and have a cigarette or something. close your eyes. it’s not worth it

[nicostiel]

#help