@kobolddick - Tumblr Blog

hi my name is gabe and im a trans dude, basic dni criteria don’t be a dick in my ask box unless it’s funny

my sideblogs:

@lustyargonians - elder scrolls brainrot

@soggypaintings - started as a maritime paintings blog, now is just for paintings i like

also a secret famous blog teehee

#pinned

rookdaw

Uma Musume icons ❤

Feel free to use as icons with credit

were--ralph

chimpanzeedotcom

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

jisuto

sennamaticart

I'm not really committing to Junicorn, but i have been drawing little squares of them all June...

misophonie

god with me on a random night in 8th grade

clownboybebop

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

byjove

You guys hear about that 18 month old baby at a zoo that wandered away from their parents (who were on their phones…), entered a restricted zone, stuck their hand into the wolf enclosure and got bit? The parents are being charged with child endangerment but what I want to know is why the fuck does this keep happening? You do not have to take your toddler to the zoo, especially a one and a half year old who is too young to fully appreciate the zoo. You could have stayed at home and scrolled on your phone while ignoring your baby in an environment containing 0 carnivorous apex predators. You would think the zoo would be one place parents feel the need to constantly supervise their kids but no, they’re like “Oh yeah, honey, go ahead and go swimming in the stingray tank, I’m going to play Candy Crush for 45 minutes.”

dragon-in-a-fez

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"