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Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and heâs caught on a mic later that week saying I didnât realize it wasnât the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.
@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY
give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.
just two idiots obsessed with each other
A redraw of an internet photo â 'a man kisses his girlfriend goodbye after being sentenced to life in prison in 2002' â as Will and Hannibal
Heated Rivalry Kinktober Promptlist đĽ
1. Breath Play
2. Overstimulation
3. Mirror Sex
4. Daddy Kink
5. Marking
6. Edging
7. Hate Sex
8. Cockwarming
9. Praise Kink
10. Free Use
11. Size Kink
12. Necklace
13. Semi-Public
14. Bondage
15. Possessiveness
16. Dry Humping
17. Mutual Masturbation
18. Somnophilia
19. Orgasm Denial
20. Service Top
21. Brat Taming
22. Temperature Play
23. Exhibitionism
24. Fingering
25. Dom/Sub Dynamics
26. Choking
27. Thigh Riding
28. Shower Sex
29. Breeding Kink
30. Cumplay
31. Aftercare
Alternates â¨
â Double Penetration
â Anonymous
â Voyeurism
â Food Play
Hannibal (2013-2015)
myilya for those who believe
shane version
No one is doing it like Ilya Rozanov. Heâs in a gladiator costume. He sent the rookies home from his party because heâs depressed. His boyfriend drove two hours with a butt plug in because Ilya looks hot in that gladiator costume and Hayden Pike called him a prude and that bothers him. Shane said Iâm a freak and I need my boyfriend to know that, but Ilya canât stop crying thinking about Shane. Ilya is looking down at his plugged up boyfriend giving him a bj under the gladiator skirt and heâs got tears in his eyes. Heâs alarmed by the tears in his eyes and responds by fucking Shane nearly upside down on the couch like an inversion table. Heâs doing fine. Maybe he should think about therapy.
Sometimes people say that Ilyaâs characterization changes dramatically from HR to TLG but I think itâs more like the âexpectation / realityâ frame from 50 Days of Summer. We spend most of HR in Shaneâs head perceiving Ilya as the coolest hottest man alive and the minute we hop into Ilyaâs head itâs like oh. Oh no this man is sticking a fork into his toaster
Ilya heard you must feel that you are abandoned by god to be a good top and said ah well yes and then never thought any deeper about it
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Shane riding Ilya and Ilya getting lost in the rhythm until he subconsciously notices the pattern.
10-pause-10-pause-10-long pause, lean down to kiss-10-pause-10-pause-10.
âAre youâŚâ Ilya said incredulously. âAre doing reps right now?!â
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY 1.01
Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles
The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.
But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!
I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.
I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.
baby Ilyaâs tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina wonât let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and heâs plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.
Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.
i just HAD to draw this
Okay justice for Ilya Rozanov, a man who notably managed his entire families finances and his dementia-having fathers caretaking since he was literally a teenager, while also essentially raising himself to be an elite, generational athlete by himself.
like what is this âIlya needs the threat of a sex ban to pick up his socksâ slander or this âIlya has terrible financial literacyâ misinformation or this âIlya only eats junk food and needs to be forced to eat his veggiesâ tomfoolery