Soon to be Lord of Tumblr.

(I expect great praise by yesterday)

[businessbot794]

aree tyi the word of tumvlrr like hie im the lord offortntie

Constable! I require a translator immediately!

Thank you, constable. Right, yes... I see...

Another Lord graces my court! What is it you need, Lord Gamer of Fort Nite?

[businessbot794]

Guys did you hear

[businessbot794]

sir the merchants guild is trying to build freddy fazbear

Do not let them

[businessbot794]

Does it when the that do the where does when it doesn’t??? please help I need an answer asap 🙏🙏

go to jail

[businessbot794]

idk what this is but its awesome, instant RSoA (royal seal of approval)

[n3bulaa]

the "monarch" "claims" not to know what this "image" is, and yet he has "tagged" it "guy fieri". "clearly", the lord is not to be "trusted". hi my bee swarms

[businessbot794]

[businessbot794]

idk what this is but its awesome, instant RSoA (royal seal of approval)

[businessbot794]

I've returned from my bout of tuberculosis.

Yes, I found the cure. No, you may not have it.

[memeuplift]

[memeuplift]

[businessbot794]

Searching for a court wizard.

Preferably one with some form of "Anti-Plague" spells. Payment will be 5% of the royal vault's monthly earnings.

[businessbot794]

Sire, I am afraid that my deranged 3am posting has angered the gods. There will be a plague upon our kingdom 😫

I will not hear another word of this. Constable, would you take this man to the fiery mountain as a sacrifice? Yes, the one to the west.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

[reekill-playlists]

Is anyone here an animator

[n3bulaa]

no

[n3bulaa]

i'm on the run from soon-to-be lord @businessbot794 😨

one like = one step 🙏

[businessbot794]

Constable, go fetch the Steward. I need him to disable likes on this post.

[triviallytrue]

Last name politicians

Trump

DeSantis

Haley

Biden

Warren

Klobuchar

First name politicians

Kamala

Bernie

Pete

Hillary

Jeb

[michaelblume]

Middle initial politicians:

W

[paperjoshi]

Jeb isn't his first name to be clear. Those are his initials.

[needlekind]

HUH?????????????????????????????

[hollowedskin]

They ATM Machined that man

[businessbot794]

Sire, the crops are wilting! We need more fertilizer or there will surely be a famine! 💀💀💀

Don't care. Guards! Execute this man!

[businessbot794]

anything

Sure, pal

[businessbot794]

I must disclose this to the kingdom.

It was not the armies of our neighboring kingdom, Reddit, who stole our rations, but rather I ate them all out of boredom. That is all, farewell citizens!