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will anything ever be as iconic and savage as when sally jackson, percy jackson’s mother, used the decapitated head of the medusa to turn her abusive husband to stone, and then sold him as a statue to an art gallery to critical acclaim and used the resulting funds to pay to attend college and start her dream life as a writer
In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.
This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story
Gordon ramsay, knowing this is not a high end resturaunt and you cannot afford to buy high end steaks, and that you do not claim to be a professional chef, appreciates the gesture and even gives some pointers on how one can cook on a budget and you all have a great time.
t'challa’s the type that would be at a political conference or something and he’d be all formal, polite and professional but when someone walks up to him and shows him a picture of their cat like “i named him t'challa :)” hed just….very slowly start crying lmao
some diplomat: i named my kitty after u because i know you like kitties. heres a pic of her
t'challa, who has slowly started to openly weep as the person was talking: wow….th-thats great…th-thank y-you, i…i l-love her, t-thats very n-nice 😢😢😢
okoye: why is my king crying
diplomat: i showed him my new kitten :)
okoye: why would you…emotionally compromise him like that…he has to give a speech….
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
WOW. Watch these 3 minutes from Dallas sportscaster Dale Hansen talking about what Trump doesn’t understand about the national anthem and the right to protest. Compare this to any right-wing media whining and that’s why this is one to remember.
Dale Hansen is a fucking treasure. He admitted he was a childhood victim of sexual abuse in the hopes that it would encourage others to come forward and seek help. He has been an ardent supporter of scholar-athletes and of gay players in the NFL and of trans athletes.
“I’m not always comfortable when a man tells me he is gay; I don’t understand his world. But I do understand that he is part of mine.”
Okay, you need to make sure you play this game at some point. Maybe not today or anything, because you’ll need about thirty minutes and a serious willingness to understand how it works, but - it’s so worth it. It’s basically an answer to our occasional frustration - why do assholes always come out on top? - and the beautiful thing about it is that not only does it explain how that happens, but also how we can change it.
“In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it’s us players who define the game.”
This is fascinating if you’re into math or sociology or computer programming or all of the above.
One of my least favorite things that often happens when straight people write LGBT characters is when during a fight or something a gay character makes a mean comment or something about another character being closeted or pretending to be someone they’re not etc, especially if it happens in front of other people because… most LGBT people know not to out people or make them feel like shit for not being out, because we understand how painful being closeted can be, but straight people love to use it for drama and it’s honestly annoying to read at this point
A dog’s clever solution.
your move baby boomers
Life comes at ya pretty fast.
i drew this for rdj once but i never actually posted it anywhere, nor had the guts to show it to him, but i think it’s pretty cute on it’s own?
One time a straight girl asked me how did I know I was attracted to women if I never had sex with a woman. Which poses the question…are straight people blinding fucking each other to determine who they find attractive or…? Do straight girls look at somebody and think “Hmm, I can’t tell if I like Bob from payroll. It is time to fuck Bob from payroll and find out.”
Reblog if you think Bob from payroll has more to offer than his body
Texts From Superheroes: The Best of Spider-Man
How is Daredevil texting?
TEXT TO SPEECH IS A THING OH MY GOD. BLIND PEOPLE OWN PHONES
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a guy deadass just told me i can’t wear superhero shirts bc i’m a girl. look, kyle, if me having thor’s face resting comfortably on my right tiddy frightens u then take ur problems to someone who cares pls. also left boob captain america thinks u suck.
