semi-professional hater

| Jamie | 25 | aries | Aesthetics @Xx_bbgrl_xX |

[mishkakagehishka]

Boytoy but like he's a boy whom i toy with by cutting him open and studying him like a biology dissection project

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[punkrock-bottom]

[madlori]

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

[pomegranateteeth]

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[only-cat-memes]

[vibrantstarfire]

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[chronicsymptomsyndrome]

Okay but what if I could afford a body braid did you know about body braids hey dude what’s up oh me not much just looking at the body braid website again do you know what a body braid is oh I’m fine thanks for asking but have you heard about body braids welcome in ma’am how can I body braid you today yes that will be ten dollars thanks for stopping by have a nice body braid have you ever heard of

-my hypermobile ass ever since I found out body braids exist

[onthenightisland]

not a lick of boy parts fanart on this damnable website. I WANT TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND IRINA STURGES ‼️‼️‼️

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[eebie]

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[egonkula]

I really really really miss her

[ljesak]

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key