i won't hesitate, b*tch

ladies & gentlemen, this is mambo no. 5

[kristina100000]

you are the prettiest girl ever.. buttt i think you should start your life over:) yessss from the very beginning

[amygdalae]

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

[possumsarenice]

[bonivers]

let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick don’t think too much just bust that kick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[toastbutteregg]

[jinxedgods-deactivated20260314]

[txttletale]

it's really funny how usamericans can only conceive of politics as their engagement with Product and so every time a Product or Marketing For A Product is released they all spend weeks getting mad about the political positions of Product. is my coffee woke. is my washing machine homophobic. is the barbie movie my friend

[hotvampireadjacent]

???

[redpandarascal]

American contemporary erotic folk art piece

[fullmetalfisting]

Back in the 1800s you could just show up to a town and be like “I’m a wealthy prince” or “I’m a doctor” and no one checked if you were lying. I was born in the wrong time because in that madness I would thrive

[thecactifindahome]

[spiribia]

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

[rimonoroni]

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

[rimonoroni]

“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.

[kosmogrl]

[homoluigi]

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[girlnephew]

i wish i could kill the liberty mutual emu in real life

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[lycanthology]

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

[lycanthology]

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

[socialmaya]

[dommeunist]