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Acquired Stardust
almost home
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@caleroksoo
Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Semifinals
Gavis Bettel (Holostars)
April (Monster Prom)
forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope you write (i hope we both write)
hand in unedited hand
Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"
bonus if you know which two are the "official" couple in this one.
Okay guys, so on the eve of getting rid of our fucking authoritarian leader, I will tell you how we did it, despite the governments overwhelming media presence and fucking undercover operations against the opposition.
It was actually said best by a Hungarian comic, I'm paraphrasing a bit: If your house is on fire, you can't be like 'well that's not the fireman I imagined'.
I know it's been said a thousand times before, I know everybody is raging against having to vote for a less than ideal candidate, but today has proven that it fucking works. It's the only thing that works. And if the new guy is just a step closer to what you want? That's a fucking win. That's a fucking step in the right direction.
Is PĂŠter Magyar going to usher in gay marriage and UBI? No. But he's not going to ban pride, like OrbĂĄn tried. Is he going to cut all ties with Russia? Probably not, but is he going to make sure that we stay in the EU? Fuck yeah. And over OrbĂĄn, that's a fucking improvement, and I will take it gladly.
Little Teuton
bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said
reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached
Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming âem. It was a better time
The image wonât load but god I hope itâs Robopope, The Robot Pope.
Shout-out to this fascinating combination of kinks and DNIs that I saw in the wild:
Let's see, we have:
Our glorious: mommy kink â
Their wicked: incest/fauxcest â
Our glorious: femboys â
Their wicked: sissies â
Our glorious: CNC â
Their wicked: rapeplay â
Our glorious: boys, twinks, femboys, service subs (common theme is that there are multiple of them) â
Their wicked: non-monogamy â
me: âyeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didnât work outâ
coworker: âdamn dude was preorderingâ
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
âgot confused about why Iâd never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
âtold me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
âlaughs at all my trans jokes, even if theyâre supremely unfunny
âcalls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
â âI canât believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?â
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly
I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"
Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up
Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow
Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore
i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much
Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase âchat are we cookedâ in her medical professional vicinity. Youâre such a real one for that fr fr
The long awaited sequel to âchat are we cookedâ is here!
Finally saw that doctor again, and she liked the drawing! I didnât tell her she was Tumblr famous though because I got embarrassed lol.
And the mystery of how she understood me has been solved: she used context clues! I was looking at her when I said âchatâ, so she said she assumed that I was addressing her, and since I looked distressed, she figured that âcookedâ had a negative connotation. I guess if youâre smart enough to survive med school, translating the words of a teenager on anesthesia is a breeze lmao.
smile, dog!
My part of work to a wonderful story https://archiveofourown.org/works/32815408/chapters/81425263 by OuiBeebles. Thank you for this experience)))