Floor Fruit

toothpick connoisseur, egg fan, pacing around hobbyist.

[my-balls79]

why am i here? anyway! why am i here anyway? anyway. what other can i say is: why? what for? anyway... cheerio.

[hungry-skeleton]

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[crtter]

This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

[gandalfsbignaturals]

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

[gandalfsbignaturals]

all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!

[gandalfsbignaturals]

its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it

[advanced-passenger-train]

Strange things are happening on /r/vexillologycirclejerk

[stupid-twink-girl]

[hollowboobtheory]

noticed a phenomenon where people will hear "the word you're using to describe this isn't accurate" and interpret it as "You're wrong about this being a good or bad thing"

[hollowboobtheory]

"That's not what gaslighting means" does not mean "the person you're calling out has done nothing wrong

"libraries are not punk rock" does not mean "defund all libraries immediately"

[dubiousdisco]

i forgot i told her to say that

[dickmaster]

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

[only-trash-can]

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

[amnhnyc]

Get to know the largest member of the dog family in South America: the maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus). Standing at about 3 ft (0.9 m) tall at the shoulder, this canid is distinguished by its long legs and bright red fur. Unlike many canines, these omnivores don’t form packs. Instead, they live as monogamous pairs that remain mostly independent of each other, except during breeding season. This animal has a varied diet that includes small mammals like armadillos, fish, reptiles, and birds. It can communicate with deep, gruff roar-like barks. 

Photo: ligiacarvalho, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[dailyrothko]

Mark Rothko, Four Darks in Red, 1958

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

[my-balls79]

lo llaman completo porque te hace sentir completo

[my-balls79]

i'm very fond of the completo

[my-balls79]

needless to say i'm hopelessly dependent on the completo

[my-balls79]

two of them. they're ugly again, i'm sorry

[probuccalfat]

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

[zackyatthedisco]

the world took one look at this little limp wristed homo and at once everyone knew, he was here to do something great. Frank may not have been to everyone's liking, he smoked and he cussed and he hollered and whined his way through life, but he did it with an unparalleled magnificence that had never before been conceived of and hasn't been achieved by anyone else since. he has many admirers and imitators but nothing has been the same since he fell head first out of the back of Brian Eno's Ford F-150 and died 2 days later in the hospital, overdosed by his own hand from pushing the morphine button too much. RIP, a legend.

[tautline-hitch]

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes