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I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

json-derulo

sugar-pink-poison

I am a completionist at heart. If you make me leave a level before I've done everything and gotten all the checks and achievements, I will scream and beat at the invisible wall trying to go back

homunculus-argument

My dash is full of struggling writers rn.

memeclassheroes

greywrenn

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

adamsmasher

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

optionalcausality

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop

marlsbys-dragons

Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!

RIP (In loving, random access memory)

After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive, volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and eventually come back to haunt me.

kaispeakshermind

Caches to caches, rust to rust

mistakenforacorpse

I am sorry for your data loss

i-got-the-feels

I am sorry.

It must have been a lot to process.

itsreallystupid

another one bytes the dust

victusinveritas

Adding this because it seems worth adding:

Thanks @lakritzwolf and @stabbyflower for asking questions and finding answers.

living400lbs

FYI, Agatha Christie's volunteer work during WWI was at a local hospital for service members. Eventually she trained as a dispenser (US term is generally pharmacy tech) and - gasp - put on the *payroll*!!

Her first book, The Mysterious Affair At Styles, used her pharmacy knowledge. Her favorite review of the book was from an industry journal.

In WWII, Christie updated her certification and worked in a hospital pharmacy near her apartment in London.

frangipani-wanderlust

I love how the plot to the medical story is, itself, very redolent of a Christie novel. Poisoning! Scotland Yard! Convict-turned-forecsic-advisor! Van Gogh! Every plot twist truly worthy of a whodunnit.

itssjanedoe

s-h-a-s-e

goodfriendo

i wonder what they're gossiping about

jmawork

had to draw them

curioscurio

i'll do it for sam

curioscurio

And when there was only one pair of footprints in the sand, that's when Samwise Gamgee carried me

tinyjordan

luxlightly

Despite everything,

forasecondtherewedwon

Tumblr is such a magical place. The mature content filter is shielding me from photos of ballgowns, but you better believe I've seen the entire uncensored ass of those hockey guys every day this week.

lesser-flamingo

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

svinto

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

cordy-muses

lilboreddev-blog

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

wheezecheese

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

heyhoneylook

💕OMG💋

Happy 19th birthday to my little gutter flower, Rosie!

goqmir

setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

dialupmodern

it feels so good loading the gun when you're Chekhov

offwegointothewildblueyonder

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

blus0x

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

gayhex

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show