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@callmeceeje
INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY
sometimes i feel ive got to
run away
Yearning for someone who doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Please don’t pay for his music.
also don’t listen to it, it’s extremely bad
He’s wanting to do this to his home:
He submitted the proposal to the Kensington and Chelsea Borough Council and the plan was rejected because the proposed four-foot-high railings (fence) and simple cast iron gate (which was chosen purely privacy and security for the front of the home) were considered “too domestic” looking for the former industrial area. The council gave Sheeran a list of options for privacy “railings”, and after changing the proposal Sheeran was given permission that was more in line with the neighbourhood, which is in a conservation area. A direct quote from Sheeran states: “Dear Natalie Edwards from The Sun newspaper. Your story is bollocks, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason.The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep. Have a good day.” this comment has been substantiated by the local police and security companies that Sheeran and his neighbours have had to contact previously when paparazzi have been taking photographs not only of Sheeran’s house but inside his windows, and constantly knocking on his door and yelling outside his house. Think about this for a moment, a guy bought a house and fixed it up, he was trying to gain some privacy by asking for a simple fence and gate to indicate the property line and gain some distance from the paps, - which the police and council said was fine - and the newspapers who can no longer use these ill-gotten photos and are probably pissed have managed to spin this story to make it seem that this guy (whether you like his music or not), is an asshole and is anti-homeless. And you’re all eating this shit up and believing the newspapers, even though the Sun and Telegraph are well known across the UK for making shit up and lying. smh.
I don’t care about Ed Sheeran, but this is an exercise in media literacy
look at this stock photo
there is so much energy in this image
He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/
that’s why she snapped
tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
“The average US president has been convicted on .75 felonies” factoid isn’t true. average US president has been convicted on 0 felonies. Felonies Donld, who has been convicted on 34, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted
i don't think you guys know what a sweep is
it's a sweep as long as i vote for it
wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”
half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.
and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
It's quite clever really. Snails are famously quite slow. But in this case, the snail is fast. So fast, that it is able to participate in car races.
Crazy right? Heh. What will they think of next...
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BADASS LEGO ROCK RAIDERS!!!!!!!!
For those who don’t know, I am the technical admin for a Minecraft server. Now I have slightly above average skills with computers, but nothing to call home about, since computers generally act weird around me. That said I was the best equipped for it so me and @the-seelie-court-official started it up together, me for technical stuff and Dion for community stuff.
Now let me tell you about the Haunting on the Minecraft server.
Note this isn’t some creepy pasta, this is really happening and it’s still happening! The latest update, a dm from my assistant
Console commands happening on their own.
The players on the server have made some fanart to Herb, the ghost the cutout of a player the only thing on the server I as it’s God and Owner can do nothing to stop. Do nothing to control.
@vultureworth , @hopolites
I didn’t expect COSMIC HORROR WHEN I SOUGT TO START A SERVER.
What then, if I burn down the servers of bisect hosting. What do we do when herb emerges from the ashes into the world at large, corrupting plant growth and ripping creation itself apart.
More art of herb from @vultureworth
The most recent update, players can’t move or look around.
MORE HERB FANART FROM THE ILLUSTRIOUS AND WONDERFUL @terrafey
Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
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