i may be a mess, but i'm a fun mess. that's what i tell myself.
just an old(er), short, chubby dyke from the midwest. you can call me em if you want. this blog is NSFW, so please no minors!!
collector of funko pops, the office, the x-files and tlou/tlou2. yellowjackets and the handmaid's tale are bomb. connoisseur of psychological and/or horror films, avid reader of stephen king. my mom once worked with axl rose's aunt, and i'm not lying.
i'm an extroverted introvert, it's complicated. the first things i notice about people are their shoes, their hair and their ass. usually in that order. if i tell you i'll do something, it's done.
tacos and popcorn for my last meal. with an a&w rootbeer. crippling anxiety, ocd and low self esteem are part of my building blocks. but my sharpest weapon is my wit. i am a constant work in progress.
feel free to slide into my dm's with anything, i get bored at work a lot. i'm particular on what i write for my fics, but i'm open to prompts and inspo.
i melt for a good back scratch or foot rub. i'm a peppermint flavor whore, bet i'm trying it if it's minty. ketchup does not go on a hot dog. i brush my teeth in the shower. i co-parent an incredible kid and a shady cat.
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